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From: "Gabriel.Nine" <[email protected]>
Subject: Review: Euro Hardball
Date: Sat, 08 Sep 2001 13:45:54 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica

Christoph Clark's EURO HARDBALL
(Evil Angel / Clark Euro Angels)
Released: November 1998
Directed by Christoph Clark.
Starring Nikki Anderson, Eniko, Monic, Annie, Christine, Kata, Eva, and Philippe Soine, David Perry, Chris Charming, Robert, Jimi, Tarzan, Johnny, La La, Alexandre Murphy, and Christoph Clark.

The first instalment of a series that theoretically is supposed to consist of fetish flavoured and anal-oriented feature length movies, as opposed to the vignette-based Euro Angels series, though in practice the two frequently overlap. That said, it has to be emphasised that Hardball does largely feature extremely hardcore anal sex, usually to the exclusion of vaginal sex, with performers dressed in an assortment rubber, leather and PVC. The series is also a bit of a nightmare to ID at times, with credits that often bear no resemblance to the same performer's names in episodes of Euro Angels.

As is sometimes the case, this first edition is arguably the best, with an atmosphere of pervading sleaze aided by a clanking electronic soundtrack, as Christoph depicts the grim, grey views of sexual life on the seedy side of Budapest. A suitably jaded looking Philippe Soine plays a pimp who spends the whole movie pensively going around the city from one sordid scene to another, where relentless anal sex with submissive girls is standard fare. To avoid repetition, it goes without saying that every scene features gaping, so you may be advised to avoid it if this sort of thing bothers you, though I'd suggest that the mood and strength of action is worth persevering with.

--Nikki Anderson, Annie (?) Eva, Philippe, David-- Philippe is seen lording it over a few of his girls: the divine Nikki Anderson, the gorgeous blonde with the superb body, stunning legs looking awesome in suspender tights; Annie, a curvaceous brunette in some fetish gear; and fragile little Eva Roberts, a pretty brunette slave (whose sole purpose in this scene is to hold Philippe's cigar). Annie has to hold her own ass open so Soine and his assistant David can insert their fingers and a series of increasingly large dildos into her anus. The action progresses with Nikki receiving dildos and then anal sex. Annie supplies A2M, then is ass fucked herself. She is DP by the guys, and also with assistance from Nikki and a strap-on. Facials for the Annie, and Philippe sits back for a smoke and a sadistic laugh at her sperm-splattered visage.

An interlude of views of the streets of the city and shots following presumably unsuspecting women around.

--Julia Taylor, several guys, Philippe, Nikki-- Now which credit pertains to prolific red-headed starlet Julia, I am not sure, but here she is seen dancing for Philippe and letting him play with her bum, while he liases with Nikki by telephone. She finds a group of likely lads in an underground station, and brings them back to the hotel room for a gangbang. Nikki merely jerks a few cocks, but Julia does the business. She ends up face-down, ass-up so the group of guys can take turns fucking her exposed ass. She ends up with multiple loads plastering her.

--Christine (?), Chris, Remigio--
Philippe is still seeing flashbacks from the last scene when, in a toilet, he meets to make a payment with shady characters Chris and Remigio. The duo go to play pool but are distracted by a young brunette, with big eyes and a sexy body, she's not as pretty as I first thought but nonetheless it's remarkable how she copes with the rough anal examination she gets from these two well-endowed guys (I hesitate to call them gentlemen). They open her ass with their fingers and she makes plenty noise while they alternate fucking her rectum. They DP and both guys continue to fuck her. To conclude, they shoot on her backside and open anus, and she gives post-come head. I'm guessing she's Christine - she is in Assman 6, and there's a similar credit there too.

--Monic, Philippe, David--
Philippe again travels cross-town to a rendezvous with David, and another chance to show his mastery of the ladies. This time the recipient of a stiff seeing-to is the very young and lovely Monic (sometimes credited as Noelle, e.g. Euro Angels 6 & 8; as Monica in True Anal Stories 2 & 3), a really pretty and vivacious brunette whose slim legs look great in sheer nylons and impossibly high heels. Perry is instructed to drop his pants and face the wall. No, it's not that kind of movie. Monic is ordered to lick David's ass, and she gives him a BJ too. The men then use fingers and toys to prepare her little bum for a sound shafting. They take turns fucking her, and then it's DP time, including a great shot where they hold her up as both cocks piston into her body while her legs wave in the air. Two loads to the face and some clean-up oral finish off a superb scene.

--Hooded girl, Christoph--
In a style of scene that Christoph has subsequently repeated once too often, he uses a range of sex toys and some advanced anal techniques to dominate a hooded slave girl. Here, after promising on the phone to visit Philippe, he uses dildos, anal balls and his own dick to subjugate this girl, who is subjected to a stream of invective about being his bitch and so forth. After an abortive attempt to insert a stupidly massive dildo, he shoots into her very wide-open anus. We never see the face of the girl, who is instructed to return to her corner, like a little dog, when Christoph leaves.

--Eniko, Kata, Eva, Philippe and most of the other men-- The finale is a massive group romp, with two buxom girls at the centre of attention - curvaceous red/brown haired Eniko, one of Christoph's favourite anal expert partners from numerous Euro Angels, and blonde Kata (who you can also see in Buttman's Anal Show). Kata's in black nylons while Eniko's tights have been ripped at the crotch to allow slave girl Eva to work her fingers into her ass. She simultaneously does this with both girls (nearly fisting, but keeping it US-compliant) before Philippe takes over. The noise level rises as the girls use dildos on their own asses, and then it becomes a merry-go-round of ass fucking, DPs and even three-into-one, interrupted only by the arrival of Christoph. It becomes pretty hard to tell who is who as cock after cock is switched between asses, cunts and mouths. Lots of come flies onto the girls' faces but they keep sucking till it's all done.

--Overall--
As you can tell, the plot element of the feature is so thin as to be virtually transparent, but as for the sex it is absolutely relentless, virtually all anal and very hard to surpass for a movie of this type. Add some fantastic girls (though not all stunningly beautiful) who give some great performances and as I mentioned, a genuinely sleazy, grimy atmosphere and you have a rather fine piece of unabashed hardcore pornography.