|
From: "C Rieekan" <[email protected]>
TITLE: Seymore Butts' Squirters 2
OVERALL RATING: 2 / 5
DIRECTOR: Seymore Butts (1999) Being a fan of squirting and having read favourable reviews of Squirters 1, I decided to buy Squirters 2 (volume 1 was unavailable). I was impressed with Seymore's work from *A Pool Party At Seymore's Part 2* and more than impressed with Taylor Hayes (more like in love), so I was happy to buy Squirters 2 despite the absence of reviews. "The goal of this presentation is to teach you everything you need to know - and should want to know - about female ejaculation and the G-spot." Seymore's quote pretty much sums up Squirters 2: it's one-third educational, one-third pornographic and one-third squirting compilation. The standard vignette format of Squirters 1 seems more like what I wanted. Squirters 2 suffers from its unconvincing educational aspects, mediocre pornography and ordinary compilation. SCENE 1: Tina Cherry & Herschel Savage. After some educational content we're introduced to Tina Cherry, a hot beach-volleyball type blonde. She goes through some PC muscle exercises and then fake-tanned Elvis impersonator Herschel Savage appears. After some kissing, he starts to finger and lick Tina, and they get into the action. She gives him some nice head but it's over all too quickly and they proceed to some fairly ordinary thrusting, moving quickly into anal. Tina claims to orgasm with Herschel's dick in her ass and her fingering her clit excitedly, but she doesn't squirt. There's brief gaping, more anal, then Tina pulls an average load onto her tongue and gives some post-cum head. Tina's nice but this scene is less than warm and has nothing to do with squirting. SCENE 2: After more education we're introduced to sexy Alisha Klass wearing a red jacket and not much else. Klass is good here, acting more naturally and less over-the-top than in other movies. Seymore rims her, licks her briefly, and fingers her vaginally and anally in this long scene, the educational value of which was lower than he was hoping for. He introduces a dildo to Alisha's asshole, then gets two fairly large, fake-looking squirts out of her. I'm no squirt purist so I found the volume impressive, but I imagine some will baulk at Seymore's attempted 'deception'. "There's more - I know when there's more," Alisha adds. Seymore diligently continues working and very shortly, Alisha again squirts massively, drenching Seymore's ratty curls. "As you can see, this method is also somewhat slightly effective." Indeed. COMPILATIONS: The 10+ compilations are cut together without giving any information on the performers or the titles from which they're taken, although I assume some were from Squirters 1. They vary in quality and last for under a minute on average, but this doesn't work very well unlike a lightning-round facial compilation. The squirts themselves tend to be less voluminous than Miss Klass' performances but some look good - particularly the RCA and girl/girl squirts. SCENE 3: Alisha Klass, Montana Gunn & Seymore Butts. Alisha and Seymore finger Montana, a very ordinary blonde who reminds me of Lovette, to an anti-climactic orgasm with no squirt. The towel on the bed was quite unnecessary. A very disappointing ending. There are two outstanding problems with Squirters 2, the first being that Taylor Hayes only appears at the end of the compilation, in a short and disappointing scene. If she did squirt, the huge dildo she was using blocked any sight of it and the sequence was filmed extremely poorly. Secondly, in two compilation cuts, one of the performer's asshole (I'm pretty sure it was Alisha's) looked absolutely disgusting. I'll spare you the gruesome details but will definitely note this as a reason to not buy this movie. Overall, Squirters 2 was a pretty poor effort. The squirting was disappointing, the sex was below average, the compilation wasn't great and the educational content was dubious. There's really not much to recommend Squirters 2. It could have been a lot better, particularly the format. Still, if you can find Squirters 2 for less than $10 you may want to give it a look.
NEXT RIEEKAN REVIEW |