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From: Patrick Riley <[email protected]>
Farmer's Daughters Do Vegas The previous four episodes in this series revolved around the exploits of--what else?--a variable number of farmer's daughters and their contact with the big city. Now, two new daughters, Jewel and Taylor and perhaps Mirage (credits: Briana Banks), are in Las Vegas for some unknown reason. Jewel is in love with Mark who as it turns out is an ex-mafioso on the run with lots of the family's money and who wants to marry her and return to the simplicity of the farming life (not to mention escape being rubbed out by the current mafia don, Joel). To firm up his future marriage arrangements (for some unknown reason) Mark screws Jewel including an anal ending in a facial. For an equally unfathomable reason we now watch Chris, dressed as an Elvis impersonator but apparently a Las Vegas minister, reminisce about a wedding with Renee (old, ugly, and fat). Who's wedding? Maybe Mark and Jewel; it's not clear. Chris screws Renee ending in a belly cum shot. Joel discusses the treachery of Mark with Frank (no sex, fortunately) and tells him to have Mark eliminated. All this talk of whacking people gets Joel excited so after Frank leaves Joel screws his moll Brigette including an anal ending in an in-mouth cum shot. Dillon is the assigned hit man and when he calls on Mark, Mirage, whose relationship to anyone is unclear, is sunning herself beside the pool and tells him that Mark and Jewel are on the nest and not expected to surface for some time. No problem. Dillon passes the time by screwing Mirage including an anal ending in a tit cum shot. Meanwhile, Evan has come to town to stop the wedding (Evan, you will recall, was screwing a sheep in a previous episode) and encounters the other daughter Taylor who, just for old times sake probably, he anals (only) ending in a facial. In the last ten or so seconds, Dillon kills Mark and Evan rescues Jewel and returns her to a life of slopping the pigs back on the farm. Renee and Taylor insisted on condoms; the rest went without. Dates of production: 2/11/01, 2/12/01, 2/15/01, 2/16/01.
Patrick Riley
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