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Subject: REVIEW: Head to Head
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Thu, 01 Feb 2001 18:09:38

Hello fellow porn afficiados

I was asked to write this for some people who aren't quite the raincoater's that the normal poster to RAME is. Head to Head, and Gangbang Angels 2 have been reviewed elsewhere, but I don't think that A Week in the life of Jasmine St Clair has been. So I figured I'd share the wealth.

Not being your average consumer, I go through about 3 or 4 porno films a night. This moves one in a direction that many people wouldn't want to go. I've seen things that could make you shit your pants, and spanked the monkey all the while. However, I've come to the conclusion that despite my relative perversion to the average American, we are all looking for the same things in porn.

  1. Beautiful People
  2. Kink
  3. Good Photography

You may rate these things as you wish, and they are in some ways interchangeable. What you find beautiful others will find kinky, and so forth. Realizing this, and having provided the prerequisite "PC" disclaimer, I will now project my own prejudices onto the blank canvas of some women getting the living crap pounded out of every hole in their body.

NOTE:I could have added "Good Acting", "Good Story", and so forth, but these are things that I really couldn't care less about. In any case if you are looking for plot, then WHAT ARE YOU DOING WATCHING PORN!!?!?!

HEAD TO HEAD
Produced by: Vivid Video

Recipe:
1 part plot
2 parts Lesbian sex on bartops.
3 parts Janine

Starring:
Alexis Christian [LezOnly]
Chelsea Blue [Facial]
Janine [LezOnly]
Kitty Monroe [Facial Bald]
Lovette [Anal Bald]
Madelyn Night [LezOnly]
Meridian [Facial]

This bit of fluff from the mind of Director Judy Blue is a quintessential Vivid premium film. Which means the following.

  1. You've heard of the stars.
  2. Its aimed at couples. (Not Kinky)
  3. It will be well filmed.
  4. The sex will be straight.

Janine stars, and since she never does guys, you can be sure that this one will be packed to the gills in lesbo action. Some would certainly call this boring, and under most circumstances I would agree. However, this is JANINE! The most beautiful, sexiest lesbian around. She could spend an hour on screen sucking on her fingers and I would probably watch it.

She has retired since this film was made, and will be missed.

Anyway the festival begins with Alex and Janine spending some time getting to know each other better. They seem to have fun exploring cracks and crevases with various bits of plastic. Both of the girls look gorgeous with Janine's blonde mane contrasting with Alex's red head. Not that you can tell when Alex has her butt in the air, and Janine carefully works a vibrator in and out.

Alex is obviously new at this, and Janine has a nasty smile as she dominates the new starlet (Alex made about 4 films to Janines dozens) Ready to show the newcomer how booty banging is done, Janine gives Alex a strap on. She then works the latex cock into her ass, and gives us a great ride.

The rest of the film proceeds in good measure, but nothing in it matches up to the first scene, which is entirely too short. Some other good action appears with Lovettes scene. She scorches the screen with some filthy talk, and a great fuck on a stairwell.

Here's my rating

Beauty: I love Janine. Alex isn't bad either: 5 out of 5

Kink: Not a lot. You could show this one to your girlfriend. 2 of 5 (Couples Film)

Photography: Excellent 4 of 5

Overall: Good movie for lesbo action, and something to watch with the little woman. (Assuming she swings both ways) However if you are looking for 3 hours of spanking action alone while eating nachos and doing bong hits, you are better off going with something a little more hardcore.

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