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From: "Arkham Allan" <[email protected]> Devoured DVD
Overall 7/10 Ah, Silvia. I could go on for hours about the magnificence of Silvia Saint. Her innocent yet naughty face, her meat-in-all-the-right-places body, her extra-normally large nipples. I just got myself excited, but I think I can make it through to the end of the review. The big news with this movie from Adam & Eve is that THEY DROPPED THE STUPID apple logo that takes you to the cumshot. They used to put a "Hot Shot" icon in the upper right corner os your screen that stayed there for the length of the movie. It was horrendous. The story here is very simple, not really enough to make a whole mainstream movie out of, but for porn it's just about right. The gist of it is that Silvia is some sort of corporate negotiator that Mark Davis comes up against. In the first scene, Mark meets with Silvia and her client (Dale DaBone) at what I think is supposed to be a Mexican restaurant of some sort. It's really somebody's pool and I only say it might be a Mexican place because there's a dude in a Mexican looking outfit and sombrero playing a guitar nearby. It's pretty funny how they manage to circumvent saying anything during their negotiation besides very general things like "Well, you certainly drive a hard bargain". When they are looking over paperwork, Silvia says a few things, but Mark giving a narration, so all you really hear is Charlie Brown parent like sounds. Silvia looks great here. She's got her hair up and she's wearing a white top and skirt with a white coat over it. And good looking glasses. She looks like a fantasy libarian or secretary or something. But THEN SHE LEAVES! Luckily, a sultry brunette walks in. I have no idea who she is, but I'm guessing this is Angelica. Why she's there is really a complete mystery and why she ends up fucking both Mark Davis and DaBone is an even bigger one. She shows up out of nowhere, kissing Mark, sits down, Mark says "Do you come here often? You're a very pretty girl. Do you have something you want to show me?". And off comes her clothes. She's good looking and the scene is pretty good, ending with a double facial. Mark hires an investigator to dig up dirt on Silvia, but first, the investigator's got other things to take care of. Enter Bunny Luv. She's wearing a cute tight white top and a black mini skirt. This scene was kind of short, but Bunny is always hot. He fucks her against a column and it ends with her facing the column and getting pumped from behind. He pulls out and comes on her ass. After that, he finds Silvia with DaBone. She's wearing an interesting red velvet bra, panties and skirt. Her body is really shown off well here. He spends a long time licking her pussy (as well he should!) while she rubs a strawberry on her nipples, on her pussy, then back on her pussy before eating it. He ends up coming on her on her mouth (not really in her mouth). The PI reports back to Davis. It turns out that DaBone's fathr really owned the company, then died. DaBone isn't a very good businessman, so he hired Silvia, and became lovers. Davis sends the PI to Malibu to find out about DaBone's ex wife, Julie Meadows, who runs a small bar. The PI shows up and her husband is already there! They go in back and have sex. I'm not a Julie Meadow's fan by any means, but I'll admit she's got som nice titties, which DaBone shoots his load on. Back to Silvia, she's coming home and Davis has sent flowers to her with a note inviting her to dinner. Silvia calls her friend Felecia to talk about it. They go horseback riding, and then, because all women in the porn world are closet bisexuals, they proceed to take turns licking each other's pussies, and fucking each other with a little vibrator. Their little horseback riding outfits are kinda cute. She gets back home and finds a note from DaBone, telling her that he's gotten back together with his wife. So she goes over to Davis' place. Her evening gown is really cool, sort of an Asiatic looking high necked thingie. The whole sex scene takes place on his front door step, with a lot of standing up. Davis is good at this, standing while holding the girl upside down and licking her pussy, holding her facing him, etc. The video on this disc is great, and there are some pretty good sets. The audio is mostly good, the scene in the bar has a slight echo though. And by far, the best feature of this disc is the lack of a feature, the Adam & Eve Hot Spot thing that everyone seems to hate. The performances all around are good. I'm talking sexual preformances here. The acting was surprisingly not horrendous. Davis is very low key, Silvia doesn't do a whole lot of acting, and everyone else is at least tolerable... so it turns out ok. This is a decent couples flick. Adam & Eve does a good job of producing stuff that won't totally turn a woman off, but still has some hot scenes.
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