Black Street Hookers 5

From: "Mr.Web Review" 
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: Black Street Hookers 5 review by Mr. Web Review
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 99 19:15:50 

Black Street Hookers 5 (DEV), 120 mins
Starring: Princess, Precious, Jordan McKnight, Nautica, Jessica, Kiki, T.T. 
Boy, Jake Steed, Julian St. Jox, Steve Austin
Themes: black sex, 2 on 1s, really big butts
Rating: 7.0 out of 10

MR WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW:
   Well, TT Boy is back with the fifth installment of his sometimes true to 
its name series. This time, Boy moves the action to Washington, DC, where we 
are really treated to too little action and too much of what looks like 
Boy's G-rated home movie. After all, we've seen the Monument by now and it 
gets tiring watching Boy's shots of traffic and row houses. Luckily in two 
hours, Boy does get down to (some) business, though not enough to raise this 
film to a really high level.
    As with all of the BSH series films, this one is split into "scenes." A 
look at each:

WATTS, CALIF, MONDAY, 2:34 P.M.
   A leggy light-skinned hooker turns down $10 for a blow job but gets into 
TT's car anyway. We only see her legs (is she real TT? Holla at us). Boy 
negotiates a little bit and ends up paying $20 to see a glimpse of the hot 
box. With hair spilling out onto either side of her panties (fetish artists 
take note), our girl spreads out for Boy and allows him to feel up one of 
the hairiest boxes you'll ever see on film unless you like to visit Reel 
Life Video's website (boy are those girls in need of a razor).
   Boy pulls down the top of the young woman's leotard down to show some 
pink, ripe nipples, but nothing happens. She gets out of the car, paid, and 
we move on.

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CALIF, 12:23 P.M.
   TT and Jake Steed, the butt brothers, roll around in a convertible and 
pick up Jessica. She gets in for $60 and has on a baby blue halter top and a 
nice miniskirt.
   When they get to the spot, Steed is gone and TT goes right into the 
fingering. And we must admit there is something sexy about how this series 
is, like, devoid of foreplay. These guys grab these fine girls and go at 
it...and the girls seem to enjoy it, tugging dicks hard until they get, 
well, hard. Here, Jessica kneels down and sucks off the big Boy. He spins 
her around and enters her from the rear standing outside on the terrace.
   She holds onto the edge of a brick wall for balance and moans loudly.
   This is hot stuff ladies and gentlemen.
   She licks her lips with pleasure and Boy says, "You must be new. Your 
pussy's all wet," knowing that she's really into it and not going through 
the "pay me, fuck me" motions of the real pros.
   Jessica sings back, "Yes," and rides a mean reverse cowgirl. Then she 
stands up revealing some muscular legs and squats down for a traditional 
cowgirl. Next we are treated to some great shots of her big ass bouncing on 
him as they screw on the cement-covered edges of a swimming pool. Suddenly, 
while being piston-fucked in classic Boy style, Jessica remembers her job.
   "I ain't got all day!" she screams and TT says "I fuckin' paid you" and 
then he nails her to the wall (hey we know it's acting, but it's pretty good 
nonetheless). He puts her left leg over his shoulder and gets into what we 
like to call the standing buck position (this is difficult and is being done 
by professionals, ladies and gentlemen. Please do not try this at home). 
After some long strokes, TT wastes a large load on her face and hair.
   Then Jake walks in and TT says, "You wanna hit her?" Like, who wouldn't? 
Before you can say "Shazaam" like Harlan on TV's best sitcom -- "Linc's" on 
Showtime" -- Jake is waxing that ass in rear penetration position while she 
stands and bends over and generally enjoys being blitzed all over again.

THURSDAY, 1:32 P.M., WASHINGTON, D.C.
   After such a great scene, things slow down like the Cleveland Cavaliers 
offense.
   Boy arrives in the nation's capital and says "I heard they gotta a lot of 
sistas out here."
   That's true, but he and his cameraman drive around in search of hookers 
for hours and unlike on HBO, which always has 37 ready to roll, Boy finds 
zero, zilch, nada. Problem is, he doesn't edit this stuff out. Oh no. We get 
to see a long segment of cars driving around at night and a woman who can't 
get out of a bad parking place.
   And it gets worse.
   "Thursday at 11:53 p.m.", there's still no happs and why are we seeing 
nothing but shots of cars at night driving? Where's the tits? The ass?
   Surely,"Friday 1:23 p.m.," the next segment, will bring the action, 
right?
   Right?
   Oh no.
   We go through "Friday, 10:54 p.m." and "Saturday 1:35 p.m." before we 
finally get to:

SATURDAY, 6:35 P.M., WASHINGTON DC
   Finally, TT finds some action and gets a girl, Nautica, for $100. She's a 
long-haired slenderoni (slang translation: slender girl with a neat figure). 
She wears a black mini-skirt and a leather coat.
   At the hotel, Boy pays quickly and quickly gets his fingers under 
Nautica's dress. She pulls at Boy's johnson through his jeans (this is sexy 
and underused in porn) and when he pulls down his jeans, Nautica leans down 
and jacks and sucks him pretty darn well. Then she spins around for some 
rear penetration and displays a surprisingly nice ass for one so slim. She 
even rocks back on Boy as Boy tries to rock her from the face down, ass up 
position rapper Luther Campbell is always talking about.
   Later, in cowgirl position, she does the hip-hop "butterfly" dance (very 
sensual thing involving opening and closing your legs in a truly sexual 
rhythm) while screwing Boy and gets points from us for agility.
   Even Spider Man would be jealous.
   But while doing all this good work, Boy fingers her clit and Nautica 
looks off into space, apparently unaffected. Nothing better to ruin a good 
boner or a good scene than a woman who apparently would rather be eating at 
Cinnabun. Oh well.
   Oh, she doesn't dig facials either, frowning and turning her head at 
Boy's crowning moment.

SUNDAY, 11:23 P.M., WASHINGTON, D.C.
   Things are getting much better. Thankfully. Boy has rolled up on two 
prostitutes (OK actors standing on a corner at night) and one is extremely 
sexy, though flat chested. They are Princess and Kiki. Both girls are thick 
and have go-go outfits on like something you'd see at a strip club like 
JazzyT's in Atlanta and Charlotte.
   Boy pays $200 and because he doesn't want to use a condom (a constant 
with him), he has to pay $100 more (guess its OK for prostitutes, or even 
women playing them, to allow unprotected sex for more dough. Let this be a 
warning to you closet sex buyers out there who are eating it out on Fridays 
at the Motel 6).
   The girls chew gum anonying during the setup but look so damned hot it 
doesn't matter as a car alarm goes off in the background, adding a bit of 
street grit to this scene.
   So you know Boy is going to the fingers quick and everybody strips down. 
>From the start, this scene has animal heat to it. Princess pulls Boys 
johnson while he fingers her, and KiKi, who has a "Tiffany" tattoo on her 
leg (her real name?) also goes to sexual work.
   TT is obviously more into Princess, a light-skinned girl with a perfectly 
porportioned ass and thighs (remember our hypothesis: doesn't it seem like 
The Big Fella always makes sure girls who weren't in line during breast 
handouts get a little extra helping of shapely legs and ass?).
   She's so thick and so cute and has a cute gap-toothed smile. So Boy 
enters from behind as KiKi watches. While he's screwing Princess like a real 
man should, Boy orders KiKi to let him see her pussy. She writhes around 
like a Soul Train dancer and pulls it out and lets Boy play with it. And 
trust us, you'll be jealous watching.
   Meanwhile, you'll notice Princess has a noisy pussy. Kiki seems a bit 
bored watching this and listening to this (did we tell you that noisy 
pussies in movies are good things?).
    Princess now pulls up and grabs Boy's dick and sucks it well, using a 
lot of hand. Then TT gets Kiki from behind before Princess sits on him and 
the camera gets really close to Princess' nice body, allowing you to clearly 
hear that loud cooch and see Princess get a big, real, O. Then Boy, ever the 
stud, motions Kiki over and gets into her from behind again. With an ass 
like hers, that's all you'd want to do, too.
   Oh, wait, isn't Kiki's cooch a little noisy, too, Steve Austin?
   "OH HELL YEAH!"
   Yeah, we agree, but TT can't stay in it long, not with this naturally 
sexy shorty standing there. No, he's got to have Princess some more and gets 
her in the bathroom and he sits on the toilet while she rides him and gets 
another O. She seems startled it comes so quickly. She says, "I'm gonna cum" 
and pants loud and louder. We end with both girls' asses stuck to the 
ceiling while Boy takes turns hitting them before cumming all over two fine 
posteriors.

MONDAY, 11:43 P.M., WASHINGTON, DC
   Again, shots of nothing.

MONDAY, 2:35 P.M., LOS ANGELES
   Julian St. Jox and Steve Austin pull up on Naomi, who plays a hooker 
here. She gets in the back of their car and sucks off Austin, who's not the 
bald WWF wrestler, with aggressive technique outside and in a garage. He 
cums. We're left hanging.

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, MONDAY, 10:34 P.M.
   Jake Steed pulls up to a hotel, room 126, and Jordan McKnight, pre-HIV 
positive test, awaits in all her gorgeous glory. She wears a leopardskin bra 
and sucks him on the bed with her ass up to the camera. Few women of any 
color have had Jordan's perfect complexion and perfect shape. It's a shame 
what happened to her.
   Steed tit fucks this cutie and gets her into cowgirl and her gorgeous 
tits look so big. Steed hits it from behind with aggression, then gets into 
side position anal before delivering a facial.

MONDAY, 10:55 P.M., WASHINGTON, D.C.
   Boy gets a dark-skinned cutie to get in the car for $100 after she 
searches him for weapons. Her name is Precious and she says she's a sexy 
little thing.
   When we get back to the hotel, we find she is little, just this side of 
skinny, but with those sexy little perky tits that are more points than 
mounds. With her it works really, really well. She makes Boy use a condom 
(good for her) and we get into Boy's go right for the jugular approach 
(right to the fingering). And one thing we'll say for TT. He gets it up 
instantly. The man must share a sex drive with Michael Douglas.
   Lil' Precious is shaved with a large tattoo above her left (perky) tit. 
She puts the condom on Boy and sucks him hard and pushes down with her hands 
so hard you almost feel for Boy that she doesn't have some "Love Slick" in 
her palms. She bobs well and rides Boy in a multitude of positions. The sex 
isn't memorable, though.
   And though this tape has some good moments, it's not a top-notch 
production because of wasted scenes that wore out the FF button so bad we 
had to get a new remote (we're only half-kidding). But someone please please 
please give Princess more work. She's hot to die for.

Copyright Mr. Web Review (mrwebreview@hotmail.com)


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