Creme De La Face 30

From: dontmailme@anywhere.com (Grouchy)
Subject: REVIEW: Crème de la Face #30 - more creme de mouth, not de face
Date: Fri, 12 Mar 99 22:00:40
Organization: None

Crème de la Face #30
Reviewed by Grouchy on March 12, 1999

Starring
Nicol, Ginger, Bobbi Bliss, Penny, Niki Lae, Bethany Hartford, Claudia 
Evans Desire, Natashia, Red and Rodney Moore.

Target Audience
Sex ending with a facial (i.e. cum on the face)

Ratings
Middle-of-the-road viewer - 6.50, "Raincoater" - 6.00, Target Audience - 
3.75, Overall - 4.75

Scene Listing
Nicol (brunette) and Rodney.  Nicol does some interesting things with her 
hands while giving Rodney head, then gets head from Rodney, then rides 
Rodney, then gets poop-poked by Rodney, then gets a mouth full of cream. 
(27 minutes)

Ginger (blonde) and Rodney.  Sex is intense at times.  Cum in mouth.  (20 
minutes)

Bobbi Bliss and Red.  In a bathtub, oral with lots of slobber and deep-
throat.  This oral only scene ends with cum in her mouth and chest. (9 
minutes)

Penny and Rodney.  Oral only scene ending in another oral squirt with 
most of it succumbing to gravity and never making it into Penny's mouth.  
(9 minutes)

Niki Lae (brunette) and Rodney.  Niki fucks pretty enthusiastically and 
gets a mouth full of cum.  (20 minutes)

Bethany Hartford (blonde) and Rodney.  Bethany's nipples look really nice 
poking through her tight yellow T-shirt before she starts crawling around 
on the carpet for Rodney.  Nice ass!  Oral, some brief sex then and oral 
cum shot.  (13 minutes)

Claudia Evans and Rodney.  Surprise.  Messy facial after about thirty 
seconds with Claudia scraping cum into her mouth.  Nice.  (3 minutes)
Desire, Natashia and Rodney.  Rodney masturbating over high-end audio 
products.  Okay.  Enter two, somewhat plump ladies.  Oral only scene 
followed by a facial on glasses and the other girl coming in to like up 
some of the cum.  (11 minutes)

What I Liked
One decent facial and cute blonde Bethany Hartford. 
What I Did Not Like
Disappointed in the fact that for a "cum on the face" video, more cum 
went on the mouth, not on the face (see comments).

Comments
I think my urge to see Rodney movies has died.
When I rent pornography, I usually go to the store looking to satisfy an 
urge.  As I stare at the leering eyes and spread legs on the boxes in 
front of me, I am usually looking for something specific.  One day it 
might be dirty anal, or I might want to see interracial sex, or maybe a 
movie with a plot and hot sex.  In each case, I usually look for titles 
that have proven themselves in the past.  For gang-bangs, its Anabolic.  
For vile, dirty anal, usually Rocco or Assman.  For facials, I usually go 
for Peter North or Rodney Moore.  Unfortunately, Rodney has not satisfied 
my needs here of late and did not with Crème de la Face 30.
Crème de la Face 30 is a decent movie but it falls short of satisfying 
the actions advertised in the title.  The sex is energetic but bored me.  
Maybe it's because I'm listening to a hockey game on the radio as I 
watched the video but I don't think silence would have helped matters.  
It boils down to watching Rodney fuck girls repeatedly, no music in the 
background to pace the intercourse.  Hey, though, it is a cum on the face 
movie - what about the facials?
Well, the first five ladies take the money shots in the mouth.  Hum a 
little tune and repeat after me, this is not a facial.  A facial involves 
cum on the face.  Rodney has one or two other series dedicated or sperm 
going in the mouth (spit and swallow), put these scenes there.  I know I 
might be doing a "Clintonesque" classification here but if you rented an 
anal movie where the star or stars of the picture only took a finger in 
the ass (no hard cocks) can you call that an anal movie?  A sphincter was 
penetrated - so technically it is anal but is it what you were expecting, 
what you were wanting?  No.
I would really like to be satisfied with Rodney again.  In the old days I 
was pretty happy.  After a while, I could count on every third Rodney 
movie I viewed being good (don't ask, it's kind of like the "only the 
even Star Treks are good" thing).  Now I have seen about five Rodney 
movies that did nothing for me.

I want to see one big mess!

You got, what, five guys for the big swallow?  How about a big mess?
I'll be waiting.

"Raincoater" Round-up (or things to avoid)
Oral cum with drool, tongue-stud, ball-licking, asshole licking, blow-
jobs atop toilets, facial on glasses
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