Hot Diggety Dog

From: Joey Markham 
Subject: REVIEW: "Hot Diggity Dog"
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 99 09:20:08

Who knows why they gave this movie the title it has. But Sunny McKay graces
the box cover nude, sitting up against some sort of backdrop and she's
holding a hot dog in one hand with another hot dog resting up against (and
covering) her pussy. She also has mustard on her nipples, dripping down her
hand and more splattered on the left side of her stomach as well as her left
thigh. Well, hot diggity dog (and hot damn) indeed! Even the back cover has
Sunny on her knees bent over with a guy's hand squeezing more mustard from a
yellow tube onto her ass. But that's the most we get with all this food
business (however, we mustn't forget the subliminal message sent by the sight
of a wiener in a bun). The given sub-title, which appears on the box only, is
"The Adventures Of The Snatch Bandit". More appropriate, in that there's some
thief-snatching activity in the plotline (not to mention, there are several
[well, four exactly] 'snatches' among the featured females in the cast!).

And speaking of one of the ladies in the cast, Ms. Alexandria Quinn, I
believe this was one of her underaged appearances as she's pre-boobjob and I
assume pre-nosejob (I never looked closely at the 'before and after'
results). Since she's a major player in the cast, getting quite a bit of
dialog and appearing in two out of five sex scenes, I don't see how they
could have edited this one without resorting to pulling it out of U.S.
distribution completely. Strangely enough, I checked the excaliburfilms
website and this movie's available for sale under the featured starlets'
biographies *except* for Quinn's.


HOT DIGGITY DOG
Moonlight Entertainment, 1990.

director: Scotty Fox
approx. running time: 75 mins.

cast: Sunny McKay, Alexandria Quinn, Rayne, Gidgette, Randy West, Joey
Silvera, Tom Byron.

scenes:
 - Gidgette, Randy West
 - Sunny McKay, Joey Silvera
 - Alexandria Quinn, Tom Byron
 - Sunny McKay, Alexandria Quinn
 - Rayne, Randy West

condoms: none

Randy West plays a jewel thief hired by Alexandria Quinn, who works for the
U.S. government, to reclaim a valuable gem that was stolen by (mobster?) Joey
Silvera from a museum. [The movie opens with Randy and Gidgette, who plays an
ambassador's wife, and we discover later that he stole some documents from
her to give to Quinn for reasons unknown.] So he and Alex head out to a ski
resort in Colorado  where Silvera is staying with girlfriend Sunny McKay (a
certain 'Peaches') and henchman Tom Byron, where Randy/Alex pose as bird
watchers. When they all bump into eachother down in the resort's bar, Randy's
eye catches Sunny's fancy necklace, which Silvera gave her, and he tells
Quinn the gem must be hidden among all the other stones. [At this point,
Silvera goes out for a stroll while Byron looks after Sunny. When West plans
to have Byron lured away, he tells Quinn to take Tom upstairs and keep him
busy for at least eight minutes. "Why eight minutes?" she asks. Randy
replies, "Well, that's the length of time for the average sex scene in an
adult movie.. and you know how life immitates art."]

So when Tom and Alex leave, Sunny chats with Randy. But he soon discovers
that she's a one-man woman.. although, she hints that's why she'd make it
with any woman that would have her. So Randy gets Alex to seduce Sunny
afterwards and Quinn makes sure to remove Sunny's necklace and places it on
the bartop before they have sex. [And West hides behind the bar with
innkeeper Rayne - who has nothing to do with his scheme, eventually grabbing
the necklace and stealing the gem contained in it.] In the end, Randy fools
Quinn by slipping her a fake gem and keeping the real one for himself. When
Alex leaves (to wait for West outside) Randy stays behind to have a
celebration fuck with Rayne. Of course, he's now on the run since the U.S.
government's bound to find out about the big switch. But we never know how
things turn about because the tape ends here.

SCENES:

[1] Gidgette and Randy on a couch. Speaking of underaged starlets, Gidgette
herself has 'young girl appeal' written all over her and who knows if this
seemingly innocent little miss might have also been disguising her real age
at the time with some fake id? But anyways, she's wearing a black dress which
she rolls down to reveal her lovely natural B/C-cups and when she lays back,
Randy goes to town sucking her nipples while rubbing her pussy over her blue
panties. Later on in the scene, I noticed she has a tattoo on her right ankle
(and she has a tiny cleft in her chin). I never noticed the tattoo before in
the other vids I've seen her in. Randy then removes her panties to lick and
suck on her clit. When she blows him in return, Randy tells her he's got some
jewels for her too. After pulling his throbbing member from his pants,
Gidgette proceeds by giving a decent blowjob; going down a few inches past
the head and bobbing rhythmically. Randy enjoys it, telling her he
appreciates a talented woman. With her dress hiked around her waist (and
wearing black heels), Gidgette gets fucked doggy style first. A missionary
follows then Randy sprinkles her pussy with cum. Gidgette occasionally smiles
during the scene and picks up on the moaning near the end of it, but appears
more shy than anything. I like her, and I thought it was an ok scene.

[2] Sunny and Joey in bed. [You know, I really like the sound of that! :-]
Wearing a shimmering gold top and a black leather mini-skirt, Sunny prances
around for Silvera's enjoyment. She wiggles about, eventually sliding out of
her skirt, and lifts up her top, shaking her small perky breasts before him.
Now remaining in undies and black heels, Sunny approaches Joey and we, I mean
they, kiss. He sucks on her nipples a bit then she lays back as he munches on
her pussy after removing her undies. First they screw in mish and minutes
later, he asks her, "Do you wanna try something you probably never done
before?" Then he tells her to turn over on her knees. For doggy style. And
that's all they do. I certainly wasn't expecting backdoor sex, but what a
great segue it could've been for the Australian anal virgin. Later, Joey lays
on his back and has Sunny blow him again. It ends with Ms. McKay jerking him
off to a cum, having it ooze down to her hand.

[3] Alexandria and Tom in bed. I never found Alex to have a very 'young girl'
appeal and even in this video she still looks about twenty years old. [Nor do
I find it a thrill knowing she was a minor when this video was filmed.] But
she definitely had beautiful C-cup breasts in their natural state and she
still had that pudgy body and plump bubble butt. In this scene she's
completely naked, including being barefoot. First Tom munches on her pussy
(she has light pubic hair) then they 69 it with Ms. Quinn on top. They get
into spoon (she has a bikini bottom tanline) then doggy where she begins to
writhe more. From here, Tom pulls out and cums on her ass.

[4] Sunny and Alexandria in the resort's bar. Sunny, with her hair ponytailed
on the side, is wearing a see-through black shirt, white skirt (hiked),
panties (parted) and white heels. She sits down on a chair as Quinn (wearing
a belt and dress) tastes her first. And before they go any further, Alex
removes Sunny's necklace to place on the bar with the excuse that she doesn't
want to have her breasts scratched by them when they fuck. Alex then
undresses and the girls french kiss before Quinn gets her turn at being
tasted. Alex has some sort of mark above her breasts, like maybe a rash or
burn or something that I found a little distracting (which I didn't spot in
her scene with Byron), and I'm now starting to see why she may have had the
nosejob done (there's a bump on the surface of it). A 69 on a small round
table follows with Sunny (now naked apart from the heels) on top and they
lick and finger eachother to orgasm.

[5] Rayne and Randy in the bar. With regards to him switching the jewels,
Rayne tells him he's clever and he responds, "I must be. I'm about to make
love to you." Rayne, a fellow Canadian herself, is an interesting gal I find
very attractive. She's short, has a mane of beautiful dark blonde hair (very
swayable), and gorgeous, full, natural C-cup breasts that I was disappointed
to discover recently she had enhanced (and this was done around 1994/5 I
believe). Here she's wearing a black dress that remains hiked around her
waist, as well as black heels. As she sits on a stool, Randy sucks her
nipples first then works his way down to her pussy. Then she drops to her
knees to give him a sensual blowjob before getting fucked in mish (sitting on
the stool) then standing doggy (hovered over the stool). She begins to writhe
louder near the end of it, and receives a popshot on her ass.

FINAL COMMENTS:

This wasn't a great video, but I enjoyed it. And all the women were natural,
which is a big plus for me. This was one Cash Markman story I didn't really
fast-forward through, but there was really nothing witty about it that made
it stand out from his other penned creations. The quality could have been
much better but at least the sex scenes were reasonably well filmed. If you
like any of the gals featured here, then check it out. But I wouldn't place
"Hot Diggity Dog" anywhere near the top of my list of favorite videos. In
fact, most of you will probably find more satisfaction in taking your rental
money and buying a REAL hot dog. It's all a matter of taste.


Joey Markham ([email protected])
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