Foreskin Gump

From: [email protected] (Joey Markham)
Subject: REVIEW: "Foreskin Gump"
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 98 01:40:42
Organization: the GameMaster, Montreal, Canada

As the famous saying goes, "Life is like a box of chocolates.  You never
know what you're gonna get."  Well, the same thing can be said about porno
movie boxes.  One video box promises anal but doesn't deliver.  Another
prominently displays a beautiful newcomer but all she does is have a
non-sex cameo role.  Another features pictures on the back that don't make
it to the final cut of the video.  What's a porn consumer to do?  Trust
your instincts and hope there will be at least one good scene in the tape
(two if you're lucky).  


FORESKIN GUMP
Legend, 1994.

director: T.T. Turkin (aka Mitchell Spinelli)
approx. running time: 75 mins.

cast: Lynn LeMay, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nikki Sinn, Bianca Trump, Rachel Love,
Yeninas, Mark Davis, Frank Towers, Blade Baran, Cal Jammer; General Lee,
Louis G. (non-sex roles).

scenes:
 - Lynn LeMay, Frank Towers
 - Kaitlyn Ashley, Blade Baran
 - Nikki Sinn, Bianca Trump
 - Rachel Love, Yeninas, Cal Jammer
 - Nikki Sinn (anal), Mark Davis

[condoms]: none

This spoof of the Tom Hanks blockbuster that swept the nation is given new
life to the X-rated community, with porn veteran Mark Davis in the title
role.  Fittingly, Mr. Davis does have an uncircumsized member and
thematically (where the title is concerned), his sex partner Nikki Sinn
does spend a few moments sucking and biting his foreskin, providing the
highlight of their scene (unless you also count the only anal they put in
another highlight, but Ms. Sinn is no stranger to backdoor action).

Keeping up with the theme (now I'm referring to the parody aspect), they
throw in some of the mainstream bits ("Stupid is as stupid does" and that
whole "Chicken fried shrimp, baked shrimp, broiled shrimp [etc]" stuff) with
a few twists ("Run, Foreskin, Run!!" and as Lynn LeMay put it, "Life is like
a box of chocolates.  Kinda wet 'n sticky!").  But that's about all.

Nikki is Mark's girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.  Insecure about
people touching (and possibly harming) her, Mark just whisks her offstage at
one point - near the end of the flick; before the fourth scene - and takes
her home.  Lynn plays Mrs. Gump, who screws a schoolboard official or
teacher (Frank Towers) so that her slow-learning son could attend public
school.  Mark's friend Blade Baran (who spouts out the whole 'shrimp'
speech) gets it on with Kaitlyn Ashley and later on, Cal Jammer gets it on
with two babes (Rachel Love, Yeninas) in a club.  Bianca Trump only shows up
for a g/g with Nikki.  Finally, Louis G. and General Lee (a Joey Silvera
lookalike) play bullies who scare Foreskin Gump every chance they get.  The
plot just doesn't make sense more than half the time.

Lynn LeMay (brown shoulder length hair, large enhanced breasts, trimmed
pubes) puts out in the first scene on a bed.  Fucking Frank, who belongs to
a schoolboard, I guess you can say she definitely 'makes the grade'.  She's
wearing a flower-designed dress with a red bra and matching panties
underneath, as well as white heels.  She also has two tattoos but I couldn't
make them out (one's on her right breast, the other behind her left
shoulder).  They start off with some passionate french kissing and embracing
which leads to Frank undoing her dress and exposing her boobs, later rolling
the cups down to suck her nipples (she has large areolas).  [The attire,
except the heels, all come off during the course of the scene.]

He licks her clit/fingers her, then she blows him (Frank's almost as well
endowed as Tony Tedeschi).  She sucks and deep throats his soft cock to
erection and at one lousy point, the cameraman's filming their reflection in
a mirror.. then panning SLOWLY back over to them on the bed, so we get a
lovely view of the wall, a plant, and some furniture.  A decent set, but 
they could have spiced it up with some knick-knacks.. maybe the picture of
dogs playing pool on the wall.. perhaps a lava-lamp on a dresser.. oh, and
most importantly, a Venus Flytrap to gobble up the lame cameraman!!

Back to the action, there's a bit of tit-fucking, then mish (she briefly
reaches around and plays with his balls), then doggy, then back to a
(decent) tit-fuck/blowjob combo.  But this soon turns into Ms. LeMay just
licking his shaft/head as Frank holds himself at the base, sort of wiggling
his cock.  Moments later, he cums (weird way to orgasm) and Lynn laps away,
getting her mouth glazed.

Up next in another bedroom scene is Kaitlyn Ashley (shoulder length haired
blonde, boobjob, trimmed pubes with a slight triangular shape above her
clit, puffy labia, navel pierce).  She's wearing a white dress, undies, and
black heels (and only the heels remain).  She and Blade kiss, then she
licks his chest a bit after he removes his shirt.  In return, he
passionately licks up neck up and down before unbuttoning her dress and
sucking her nipples.  After removing her undies, Blade starts off by giving
her clit a sensual massage with his tongue, later sucking on her meaty
labia.  At one point, Blade's head is almost blocking our view then the
director can be heard telling him to move his head to the other side, which
he complies with.

Kaitlyn gives him head (using her right hand to stroke him) and
occasionally glances up at him with a wanton look in her eyes.  First they
screw in mish (Kaitlyn starts to writhe near the end of it), then a spoon,
then doggy.  Blade ends up cumming on her ass.

Atop the hood of a red sports car parked inside a garage is the setting for
the next scene between Nikki Sinn (dark and kinda wavy hair a bit past
shoulder length, boobjob, clean shaven pussy) and Bianca Trump (dark hair
past shoulder length, boobjob, trimmed pubes, navel pierce).  Nikki starts
off wearing a white dress and clunky heels (black soles, white top part
with laces) but the dress comes off and she remains wearing a white halter
top the whole time.  Bianca (whom I find cuter) starts off with a dark
dress that comes off, as well as a red bra and panties that are removed,
and she remains in red heels.  Ms. Trump has a few tattoos.  One on her
back that was covered up by her hair, another above her ass (large), and
one around her right ankle.  I don't know what kind of symbols there were,
but all three seemed to be of the same design.  I do like the one on her
ankle, which I find quite tasteful.  Nikki has a large tattoo on her left
breast but it was pretty much covered up by her top.

There's some passionate french kissing between the two ladies, then it's
Nikki tasting Bianca first and later vice versa.  Followed by that to end
the scene is the scissors position (legs intertwined as they rub their
pussies together).  A little ho-hum, but definitely a waste (I thought) for
Bianca, who looked very fuckable here!

Fourth scene takes place in a club.  The late Cal Jammer gets it on with
two cutie-pies, Rachel Love (petite gal whom I've always found aborably
cute, with blonde hair a bit past shoulder length, very big natural
breasts, trimmed pubes, tattoo on her right buttock I think?) and Yeninas
(red shoulder length hair that might be a wig, tiny tits, trimmed bush [on
the sides], ribby/waif-like body).  They start with a threeway french kiss,
then later stand close together while fondling eachother, and then Rachel
gets her nipples sucked by her two partners.  Both girls are dressed in
nighties that come off as the scene progresses (remaining in heels).  The
girls briefly rub their nipples together, then they take it to a stage
(where strippers dance).  After the girls blow him, Cal fucks Yeninas doggy
style as she licks Rachel's clit.  Then Yen face-sits Rachel while she [Ms.
Love] gets it in mish.  Rachel continues getting fucked in doggy while
lapping away at Yen's clit, and finally Yen and Cal do a mish with a
popshot finish that lands across her body but mostly on her stomach (a bit
landing in her hair, between her tits, and maybe some on her face but we
don't see much).  Yen gives him post-cum head while Rachel licks his shaft.

The final scene takes place on a bed, with Nikki and Mark.  She's first
wearing a blue two-piece string bikini (later remaining in black ankle-
strapped heels).  They french kiss passionately then she sucks on his
middle finger before rolling her top down for him to suck her nipples.
Then Mark works his mouth over her muff (her bottom's parted to the side)
with a little pussy fingering.  When Mark gets up and pulls his jeans down,
Nikki makes sure she pleases 'Mr. Foreskin Gump' by playing with his extra
skin.  They show a close-up of the action, as Ms. Sinn sucks the foreskin
rolled over the head of his cock, and bites it lightly.  She does an
admirable job, but it lasts only about a minute.  Then they screw in mish
(her feet later resting atop his shoulders), then doggy, then doggy-anal
(no insertion shot).  For the popshot, Nikki lays on her back and Mark cums
in her mouth.  She doesn't seem to swallow, more letting it bubble out
along her lips, and gives him post cum head.  Afterwards, Mark goes down
and french kisses her and from the sound of approval in her voice, she
seems to like that he's 'tasting himself' too.

This video has great quality but just average sex scenes.  I'd say the
hottest moments came from the Kaitlyn/Blade pairing, then Nikki/Mark.  With
a half-storyline to carry it along, things don't really amount to much.
Perhaps this is a video for couples, but I wouldn't strongly suggest a
recommendation on it.  If you like any of the stars in this one, you might
want to check it out eventually but it's not a real seeker.  As for the
'foreskin' part, Nikki only gives it about a minute of air-time in the
final scene and Mark is the only uncircumsized guy in the flick.


Joey Markham ([email protected])
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