Anal Attack

From: [email protected] (Joey Markham)
Subject: REVIEW: "Anal Attack"
Date: Sun, 09 Aug 98 13:06:18
Organization: the GameMaster, Montreal, Canada

ANAL ATTACK
Zane, 1991.

director: Milton Ingley
approx. running time: 68 mins.

cast: Leanna Foxxx, Sandra Scream, Penny Lane, Kay Martin, Flame
(uncredited), Buck Adams, Sean Michaels, Woody Long (as Buster Cockburn),
Biff Malibu.

scenes:
 - Sandra Scream, Woody Long (dildo-anal)
 - Penny Lane (anal), Sean Michaels
 - Kay Martin (anal), Buck Adams
 - Flame (anal), Sean Michaels
 - Leanna Foxxx (anal), Biff Malibu

[condoms]: none

Leanna's in jail for maxing out all her credit cards and still going out
on an obsessive shopping streak (or some other lame excuse).  Biff's the
cop who sits in the cell with her and makes her feel at ease by telling
her about the previously horny cellmates he's seen in his time.  The
running theme is that each couple performs anal sex and the weird thing is
that none of the pairings from Biff's 'tails' take place in jail.  In
totally predictable porn fashion, the storytelling has gotten Leanna and
Biff both so horny that they fuck.  The end.  [By the way, the jail cell
is set up quite cozily  from what we see, which isn't much - with a plant,
a picture on the wall, and a comfy looking couch where they are both
seated.  Porno movies have never been accused of being realistic anyways.]

Scene one kicks off with Sandra Scream in a shower.  Biff, by the way,
tells Leanna that the two people he's about to talk about are indeed
Sandra Scream and Buster Cockburn (aka Woody Long) but that it's Woody who
did more of the screaming.  Could it be because he took a dildo up the
ass?  No doubt about it.  Once Ms. Scream joins him on the bed they get
into a discussion about anal sex and she says that she might do it if
he'll do it too.  He promises to go along with her proposition and tells
her not to hurt him.  First though, they do a 69.

Sandra, who has a pretty face and wavy blonde hair that's just a tad past
shoulder length, is a big framed gal with a large set of enhanced breasts
that are quite moveable (no noticeable scars).  I usually enjoy watching
her in action even though all her b/g scenes were performed with Woody
(apart from the blowjob she gave Tom Byron in "Juicy Sex Scandals") but
this scene basically puts her to waste and places Mr. Long in the spotlight.
While in the 69, Woody begins sticking his finger in her ass but she calls
him a nasty boy and slaps his inner right thigh hard.  Wanting him to
withdraw, she says, "I told you I'm fucking your ass first.  Understand?"
Ms. Scream usually did seem to have a bit of a take-charge attitude  about
her - to me, anyways - although I can't remember a scene that put it on
display very well (or at least, to great length).

Working her mouth on his throbbing member (Woody certainly has a cock
longer than most of the crop of porn actors, having adopted an appropriate
enough last name), Sandra sucks the head slowly and tongues his shaft a bit.
Ms. Scream does have a long tongue herself, but we don't get to see too much
of it.  After kissing briefly, they get into a brief cowgirl.  Followed by
that is Woody turning over on his knees for her to lick his anus.  Sandra
also takes his cock and pulls it backwards to suck and lick a bit too.
After rimming him, she gets a large life-like dildo and slowly sticks it in.
Spanking his ass, she tells him to jack off.  If this sort of thing turns
you on, then the next few minutes should serve you well as Ms. Scream pumps
the toy rhythmically, with Woody moaning out like he really enjoys it.  For
the finale, Long's laying on his back (still butt-plugged) and jerking off
all over his chest.  Then it ends.  Hey, hang on a sec.  Sandra said she'd
do anal if he did it too.  Oh wait.  She said she 'might' do it.  Still,
how misleading!  An anal video that features buxom bombshell Sandra
Scream... and the anal is performed on her man instead?  Ok, so she never
performed anal in her porn career.  However, putting her in such a themed
tape is very deceiving.

The second scene has black stud Sean Michaels (here with a small moustache/
goatee) paired up with Penny Lane.  Penny's a not-so-attractive brunette
with her short hair put up, small natural tits, and a patch of pubic hair.
She's wearing a black vest/jacket (to start with), black nylons, and black
heels.  In a living room, Ms. Lane's sitting on a couch as Sean stands
before her for a blowjob.  She does an admirably sensual job on him,
sucking slowly and taking only half (at most) of his dick down her throat.
A bit of ball licking follows.  Now with her vest taken off, Penny has her
clit sucked and pussy fingered and appears to get wet enough for him; her
labia and his fingers glisten.

They give eachother a short kiss before fucking in mish.  Sean probes her
slowly and there seems to be small moments of intensity when Penny flinches
and gets a savage look in her eyes (but remains still and isn't that vocal).
Eventually, her feet are raised up onto his shoulders.  For the anal, we cut
to Sean already in her ass while in doggy style.  He penetrates slowly but
isn't entirely erect as he holds his shaft (which curves to the side when he
tries pushing himself further in).  When we cut to a longshot side-view of
their fucking, Sean's not holding his cock and seems to be pumping
rhythmically - so that could only mean he's really inside her pussy at this
point (a very lame execution of 'trick photography'; if he was still
grabbing his shaft then it would have been believeable - which would lead
viewers to think that two cameras were capturing the action simultaneously).
For the cumshot, Sean pulls out and pops a very mild one on Penny's lower
back.  She smears it around, then later grabs his shaft and spanks her ass
with it.  She also gives him post-cum head.

Outdoors poolside is the setting for the third scene between Kay Martin
(hmm.. I wonder where she buys her clothes?) and Buck Adams.  They're both
naked, and Kay's a 30-year old looking brunette with a cleft in her chin,
her hair up in a ponytail, small natural tits, and a tiny patch of pubic
hair on her clit.  I also don't find her very attractive.  We open up on
them with Ms. Martin immediately giving head to Buck.  He's sitting on the
edge of this inground pool and she's in the water.  Kay does an admiral job
which Buck seems to enjoy well enough then they switch places for a mish-
like stuffer (she's sitting on the edge as Buck's standing in the water).
We get more body display angles than penetration.  They briefly kiss and
embrace then she moves over to the steps of the pool and assumes the doggy
position on them (her knees in the water).

Moments later she says "Give it to me up my ass" and we catch an insertion
shot from an above-diagonal angle.  A decent angle, with an equally nice
shot of the anal from behind.  "Cum in my mouth, baby.  Cum in my mouth,"
is the next thing to come out of *her* mouth and minutes later, she gets
it.  Due to the cuts in the camera shots, it's not really an ass-to-mouth
segment but Buck climbs up to her face and squirts a drop on her chin with
a streak landing on the left side of her mouth right down to her jaw.  The
most she does from here is wiggle her tongue 'round his cockhead.

Sean Michaels returns for the fourth scene with Flame, a pretty redhead
with shoulder length frizzy hair, small natural breasts, thin patch of red
pubes, and a freckled upper chest and shoulders.  She's sitting down on a
couch with a dress hiked around her waist and also wearing purple heels as
Sean sucks her right nipple, eventually working his way to her left one.
He also rubs her pussy a bit as well and briefly twirls his tongue with
hers.  When he licks her pussy, Flame rubs her clit.  Then he stands up and
she unbuckles his belt and slides his pants down to give him head.  She
does a sensual job, working the cockhead mostly and not taking much of his
shaft in her mouth.

A mish follows, which Flame moans her way through, then a doggy.  It's in
this position that the anal takes place but we see no insertion shot.
However, we get a decent view of penetration.  As the cameraman pans out a
bit, we see that Flame is rubbing the tip of a pink dildo on her clit.  For
the finale, Flame turns around to catch the popshot on her face (cut-to's
prevent this from being a direct ass-to-mouth).  Sean gets a sprinkle or
two in her hair, a bit on her chin, as well as her neck and lower body.
It's mostly all sprinkles, mind you.  Very mild popshot.

Finally, the inevitable pairing of Leanna and Biff in the jail cell takes
place.  "Ready for a little anal attack?" he asks.  Ms. Foxxx is a pretty
gal (of Latina/Hispanic heritage?) with a cleft in her chin, tattoo on her
left arm near her wrist, large enhanced boobs, and a thin patch of pubic
hair.  Her dark hair is put up and she's got dangling earrings, as well as
a two-piece black lace ensemble that's quite sexy.  The bottom half is a
garter belt that stretches out as nylons (a one-piece garter belt/nylon)
and she's also got black heels on.  The top part (which we see in between
each of the previous sex scenes) comes off rather quickly and as Biff's
fingering her pussy while licking her clit, she's wearing black panties
(which unnoticeably come off as the scene progresses).  At one point she
smiles and tells him he hit the right spot.

A blowjob follows.  Biff's got a reasonably small pecker that Leanna
sucks rather easily, practically taking it all down her throat as she
goes down on him.  They get into cowgirl first.  "Tell me more about the
anal attack!" she tells him in the middle of their fucking and soonafter,
we catch them in doggy style.  We see Biff inserting himself up her butt
which is a little marred by his balls which kind of block the view
(throughout the anal shots we are exposed to).  He gives her a few rapid
pumps, but she's not really vocal.  She definitely would have been if her
partner was instead Rocco Siffredi or Ron Jeremy (for example)!  Leanna
also reaches under and spreads her pussy lips a bit.

Next they're in mish.  A vaginal mish at that.  They kiss briefly and the
cameraman seems to have a fixation with Biff instead of Leanna.  For the
cumshot, Biff shoots some between her tits and on her stomach as well as
a wad landing on her garter belt.  "That... was an anal attack," he tells
her and gives her a few more kisses.  If Biff considers what he gave her
an 'anal attack'.. maybe *he* should be put in another jail cell with some
big burly dude named Bubba who would probably show him the real meaning of
the term.

CONCLUSION: This one's just another no-brainer flick that, oddly enough,
sticks to its theme of backdoor action.  Well, let's see.  There's one
dildo-anal on a guy and anals on four other women.  Two of those women
(Penny and Kay) I didn't find very attractive, so their scenes didn't
interest me much.  The view of Flame's anal was decent but Leanna's was
mostly blocked by Biff's dangling scrotum.  I go 30/70 with this one, as
opposed to 50/50.  Rent at your own risk.


Joey Markham ([email protected])
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