From: "bob wolfe" Subject: Fatliners 2 Date sent: Sun, 08 Mar 1998 09:48:02 PST FATLINERS 2: THE SEARCH FOR SHEENA 1991 CAST: Teighlor(Sheena), Whitney Valentine, Lotta Love(Rodan), Twin Towers(Okla)(facial), Ron Jeremy(Himself), Marc Wallice(Himself), Jake Steed(Himself), Chester Snavley(Dr. Pissoir)(NONSEX) DIRECTED: Chuck Roast, CINEMATOGRAPHY: Michael Cates, Jane Waters, MAKE-UP: Jessica, EDITOR: A.J. Lane, MUSIC: The Fat Fucks DISTRIBUTED: Executive, RUNTIME: 82 Minutes, THEMES: Overweight Women, Safe Sex, Cults, Big Breasts, Interracial Sex, Kinky Sex First off I have to say that I often consult Peter Van Aarle's Database when finding out information on a film and ninety-nine point nine percent of the time he is dead on the money. When I looked up Fat Liners 2 I found that he had listed Shane Hunter, Trinity Loren, Unique Luv and Don Fernado in the credits, yet when I watched the film the four were neither listed in the credits nor were they in the film. I have to say before I write this review that I have never seen the original Fatliners and I have to say part two probably would have made more sense if I had of. To some the idea of watching Ron Jeremy having sex with an extremely obese woman is not the way to spend an evening. But I figured what the hell, occasionally it gets boring watching some twenty-something perfect girl getting boned in the same position as the carbon copy before her. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a freak show. I rented, and later purchased, Fatliners 2 with the sole intention of being shocked and the film didn't let me down. Fatliners 2 was directed by Chuck Roast, probably a stage name for some other well known director who chose not to attach his name to this gross out piece. Not all directors take pride in their ability to repell an audience. The film does seem to have a Dark Brother's feel to it, even down to the music. The film opens up in an office, the camera is on a tripod. Chester Snavley playing Dr. Pissoir, is rambling on in a really horrible artificial french accent, about a cult of overweight women. It seems that Pissoir has discovered that the link between obesity and death is sex. He talks about some kind of an experiment where he places really obese women with men who are able to fuck anytime, anywhere with any woman. Thus, up pops Ron Jeremy's name. Supposedly Ron has died and gone to heaven. Sheena(Teighlor) has also died after eating an entire smorgasborg. Sheena's friends in the cult decide to die as well and search for Sheena in heaven. (If this plot makes no sense then you have to forgive me, It didn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense to me either. Also thanks to the really bad accent and some horrible audio problems I found it hard to distinguish what the hell Snavley was talking about.)This opening is more or less a way to introduce a various array of sex scenes featuring overweight ladies with some really underweight guy's(with the exception of Ron Jeremy, of course.) The first girl is Twin Towers, a sexy black lady whom I recognized from a magazine a few years back titled "The Biggest Fucking Tit's In the World." It was a hardcore still magazine featuring Twin fucking Robbie Dee and Scott Irish. Twin's breats as two of the largest that I have ever seen. They are absolutely massive, like two watermelons. She is a little chunky and not very attractive to look at. She explains in a sit down interview that she had eaten herself to death so she could continue her search for Sheena on the other side. But her search is being sabotaged by her need for sex. I have to admit that she couldn't act her way out of a hostage situation. She is consistently screwing up her lines, pausing and fidgeting. But there is definitely something sexy about her. Maybe it is just that I like big breats. The scene opens up in a room covered in white sheets, simulating heaven I guess. Marc Wallice is laying down a white sheeted bed? Twin asks him "Are you God?" Marc replies, "No, but this is." He say's pointing down at his semi-erect penis. Twin takes him in hand and starts to give him a blowjob. You don't have to be a genius to know that Marc is having the time of his life here. After some lengthy head. Marc flips her tiny rotund body over and starts giving it to her missionary. Great shots of twin's huge breats and a massive stomach as Marc hammers into her. He flips her over for some wicked doggie-style sex. Her butt is like twice the size of Marc's as he pounds into her. It's hot!!! Her breats are so large and pervasive that it doesn't take long before Marc has his dick in between them. To give you a visual, her breasts are so large that Marc actually fucks downwards into her chest rather than the usual back and forth between the folds. Marc pulls out to unleash a torrent of cum onto her face. A huge wad of cum, sizable to that of Peter North's, blows out all over Twin's forehead and hair. Twin is smiling is her obvious approval. Next up, in another sit down interview Lotta Love, playing Rodan, describes her chance encounter with Jake Steed. Lotta is a pale skinned roly poly brunette with short brown hair. She steps into a darkened room. Jake Steed is laying on a bed. He is as hard as a rock and very ready for this scene. In fact he appears more lively here then in ten Debutante tapes I've seen him in. Maybe Jake has a thing for big girls. Lotta seems enthralled by the gigantic tool of Steed. The two start off with some oral, then they slowly work there way into a doggie-style pounding. The two go at it so hot and heavy that the bed actually starts to rock wildly. Lotta is a very heavy girl. So heavy in fact that the sex could easily have been simulated thanks to the excess of skin which hid most of the action anyways. The two work themselves into some hot missionary sex. There is a great Ed Powers-style POV shot from above as Jake pounds into the heavyweight. Great shots of Lotta's tattooed breasts and beefy face as Jake hammers into her. The hi-light comes when Lotta has an orgasm, Jake seems to hold on for the ride. There is a side fuck sequence where the stomach of Lotta hangs down. Some people will find this visual image stimulating. I did! Jake blows his wad on her butt. Scene three is one of the hottest of the tape. Teighlor and Lotta Love link up in the only lesbian scene of the tape. Photograped in the white room used in the opener. The lovely Teighlor, a six hundred pound obese woman so sickeningly overweight she actually needs help to stand. She is pale, pock marked, and her reddish-brown hair is so thin you can see her scalp. Her stomach and legs are so fat that skin literally drips off of her body, overlapping like rolling hills of blubber. She is attractive slighlty and if thin would probably be a knock out. She and the tiny(in comparison) Lotta Love link up. Teighlor more or less lays back and spreads her legs while Lotta merely licks her clit. Teighlor actually has to hold her stomach so that the camera can see the action. Teighlor does have an orgasm and it is hot. But the scene works thanks to the shock value of Teighlor. The biggest girl I've seen. I love the sequence at the end of the scene where Teighlor tries to sit up and needs Lotta's help to do so. Next up is Whitney Valentine, in another sit down interview. This scene is hiarious as Whit is obviously reading her lines and the director doesn't try to hide it. Her scene takes place in the same room as the Jake/Lotta scene. Whit hooks up with the always horny Marc Wallice. He appears to be tired and keeps his eye's closed through most of the BJ. This girl, Whitney is the thinest one in the cast but she is still heavy. Marc is very loud in this scene. He really goes all out on this girl. He fucks her hard and fast, he isn't obviously as into this girl as Twin but he still works his studly magic in this missionary hump. The girl has a permanent smile on her face. It is a nice contrast watching Marc's mini-muscle frame powering into this mass of flesh. Whit's butt is like three times the size of Marc's. At one point he is fucking her doggie-style so hard that he nearly cums. He pulls himself out of her pussy and jumps off the bed, trying to halt the flow of orgasm which was seconds from bursting out of him. He goes back inside missionary and lasts only a few strokes before blowing his wad on her stomach. The very last and hottest scene on the tape features Ron Jeremy and Teighlor hooking up. Ron is apparently less than enthused at the prospect of banging the gigantic Teighlor who is about as appealing as any six hundred pound thing would be. He looks into the camera and say's "I'll fuck anything, I'm famous for that." He, of course, does fuck Teighlor. Starting off with some oral sex. This scene is grotesque, Ron actually stays hard throughout. I've seen him go limp fucking J.R. Carrington but here he is hard till the end. Way to go hedgie. The director is constantly photgraphing the sheer mass of Teighlor's body. He gets constant tight shots of Teighlor's stomach and legs. Ron eventually gets her into a standing doggie. Don't ask how long it must have taken to get Teighlor on her feet. Ron throws a condom on before plowing into this heavyweight from behind. From the side angle, Teighlor is so large and abominable that she dwarfs Ron Jeremy. There is something so unnatural and repellant about Teighlor that it is a wonder why anyone would have considered her for porn in the first place. Ron does work himself into a frenzy inside this gigantic butt, rubbing his hands up and down her pale body. It is completely covered in both stretch and pock marks. It doesn't take Ron long to get himself so hot that he pulls out and blows a huge load all over Teighlor's butt. Following the orgasm watch as Ron's facial expression changes from happiness over having just cum, to shame and disgust over what he had just fucked. He slowly lumbers himself in front of Teighlor. He is almost like a zombie. The tape ends with the girls, all nude, persuading Sheena to come back. All the girl dart out of the room, Teighlor, however is forced to look over at Ron, "You gotta help me up." She say's. This nearly plotless opus was everything I expected it to be. I loved this video. Thewomen are all overweight, some more than others, and the guys were real porn studs. I didn't want to see Rod Garretto or some other bi-guy trying to get it up for fifteen minutes. Marc, Jake and Ron, have proven themselves with countless gorgeous women and here they really rise to the occasion. The sex is all hot and the director knows how to utlize the selling point of the video. The fact that the girls are heavy. He gets tons of CU shots of flesh. The script was a joke and the acting was absolutely laughable. There are several great moments in this video, including Ron's plugging of Teighlor, Lotta's orgasm while being fucked by Jake and Marc's trying to hold back his own cumshot after some relentless pounding. Twin's breasts can't be beaten either. Out of 10 I'd give this video an 11. I realize that most people will watch Fatliners 2 not for its erotic potential, but rather for its shock potential. It doesn't matter in the end the film won't disappoint. Michael Cates and Jane Waters, share the cinematographer duties, yet it is hard to distinguish their work. Also on a parting note, the music by The Fat Fucks and is also a hi-light of the film. It's heavy(no pun intended) beat adds the intensity of some of the scenes. Bob Wolfe ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com