From [email protected] Tue Apr  4 11:53:24 EDT 1995
Article: 55037 of alt.sex.movies
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Date: Tue,  4 Apr 1995 09:45:37 UTC
Subject: Ms. Chong's massive gang bang; a review reprise.
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Status: RO

I rented this movie on April 1 based on my interest in gbs (I arrange them)
and the talk in this discussion group.  The movie had various technical and
creative problems that make watching it a chore rather than the hot
experience you would want in such a movie.  

The movie appears to be recorded at a less quality, slower speed to fit it
all on one tape.  While it's good that one does not have to waste money
buying or renting two tapes, it's just not worth the decrease in quality.
The movie demanded constant tracking adjustment on either of my machines.
Even when fully corrected, the distracting mis-tracking jumble was a
constant reminder that this movie is anything but quality.

The scenes themselves are well filmed (taped) with good angles chosen.
Often though, when there was a predictable come shot, the inexperienced men
would fail to inform and most was lost behind arms and legs.  As was
mentioned in this group, the guys are in groups of 5 (I think) and have
about 2 minutes to get it up, in, and spent.  Very few guys are able to do
this and that is evident in this tape.  So, although Chong was ready,
willing, and able, not many guys were able to take full advantage of the
opportunity.  Plus, the director seemed intent on the number of guys rather
than the sizzle of the scene.  At one time, for instance, a guy is about
ready to explode and the director says something like, "okay, that's it,
next group."   Astounding, to say the least.

Another problem is the stacatto rhythm of the action.  With new guys every
few minutes, there is virtually no continuity.  It's more like an Annabel
Chong compilation tape except in a compilation one could probably count on
cum shots.  In this move, you can't because most of the guys don't come.
Many can't even get it up which is not surprising because in my experience
of arranging and taking part in more than 12 gbs with 5 or more men and one
women, only about 1 man in 4 can actually get it up and perform in front of
other straight men.  We carefully screen guys before allowing them into our
group, but Fantastic apparently took on all comers with only an HIV test as
a requirement.  So, although a lot of guys were available, the requisite
wood was not to be found.  Sorry Fantastic, but an eager guy and an
up-to-date HIV test does not a dependable logger make!!  Plus, the number of
guys exploring Chong's cavernous booty could be counted on one hand
(although I could have easily used two since both were always available).

The best part of the tape, believe it or not, was interviews with the
fluffers (I thought Brandy said these didn't exist, more apparent
misinformation).  Jordan Lee, Candy (Connor?), gap toothed Sinammon (for
god's sake, get a bridge), Squirt (I forgot her "real" name!) and other sexy
anal stars were present and promoted current and future releases while
interviewed by Ron Jeremy; this viewer quickly wished these dynamos were
doing more than fluff.

In all, this move is all hype, no action.  Thirty spurts out of a potential
251!!  Come on, Fantastic.  Rent an Anabolic Gang Bang Girl tape (most any
would do) and take a lesson!!

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