From [email protected] Sun Mar 26 13:34:32 EST 1995
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From: [email protected] (Brad Williams)
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Subject: Review: Where the Boys Aren't
Date: 24 Mar 1995 19:11:13 GMT
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Yeah,yeah, I know it's real old but I just couldn't stand to see Randy 
West or Joey Silvera fuck for the millionth time. Newcomers like Gerry 
Pike are even worse. This household is also *big fans* of g/g action.
Recent flame-throwing by me aside, I wasn't in a nasty enough mood for 
Bruce Seven.

Enough rambling, here's the dope:

Where the Boys Aren't.1989.Vivid. Dir.Judy Blue. Tori(not Tory as 
Vivid's spelling is rotten as usual)Welles, Barbara Dare, Summer Rose, 
April West, a fairly unattractive woman whose name I missed(hereafter 
referred to as UG), and non-sex roles for Paul Thomas and Joey Silvera.

This is obviously an all-girl flick, shot pretty well by Blue. The 
"plot" is that Silvera and Thomas are making a porn film and none of the 
guys show-up, so the girls entertain each other. Plenty of insider 
humor, with Ron Jeremy and Jerry Butler getting really raked over the 
coals by the females. A satirical statement by Thomas, "I hate g/g, I 
think it's stupid" may not be a joke if you look at how poorly he shoots 
lez.

Barbara Dare and Tori have some lez action on a barber stool, with some 
light vibrator action. Decent enough, though nobody cums or fakes it.

3-way with Welles, Dare, and UG. Pretty hot stuff, light anal, better 
faking of orgasm by all.

Summer Rose and UG. Rose is looking very *hot*, and very young, too. 
Good scene, marred by the harsh paleness of UG.

Rose and April West on a diving board, in a pool, and then a whirlpool. 
Very *hot*, both appear to enjoy themselves thoroughly. Well-shot 
scene,too, Blue knows how to hold on the hot-shots a lot better than 
Thomas.West has always been one of my all-time faves, and she looks 
terrific throughout this flick. Good tit-to-clit action followed by the 
girls grinding pelvises facing each other.

Rose, Welles, and Dare in a good 3-way back inside the Vivid house. More 
vibrator action, though this scene is a let-down after the previous 
pairing. Mumbo-jumbo from Thomas and Silvera, more Butler insults.

Dare and West have the best scene of the movie at the end. Really hot as 
hell with a well-shot Dare orgasm complete with arching backs and pelvic 
thrusts. Double-headed dildo action finishes it off. Dare and West have 
done some really good g/g action in the past("True Love" especially), 
but this is their crowning moment. One of the best g/g scenes I've ever 
seen, and I've seen hundreds of 'em.

Adam gave this 3stars and a "hot" rating. I'd give it a "volcanic" by 
their standards. The sound is horrible throughout in regards to hearing 
what the cast is saying, but the soundtrack of music is very good 
because you don't notice it:) The editing and camerawork are both well 
done, especially the angles and holding-on to the best moments. No super 
up-close ob/gyn shots. By the tough Imperator standards, I'd give this 
fine flick a 2.6, definitely worth a rental.

By my standards, I'd give it a 5.0 because my wife really liked it :)

Brad