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CAST

Kaitlyn Ashley, Micki Lynn, Patricia Kennedy, Sahara Sands, Marilyn Martin, Missy, Daphne, Steve Drake, Sean Rider, Tom Byron, TT Boy, Vince Voyeur, Ralph Parfait (NONSEX) as Baxter.

In a takeoff of the mainstream film "Me and Him" we get an entire movie from the perspective of Larry's cock, Baxter. Baxter narrates the whole movie.

Patricia Kennedy/Micki Lynn/Marilyn Martin(?)/Missy(?)/Daphne(?)

Baxter has a wet dream about his ex-wife (Pat Kennedy) and four other women in a lesbian harem setting. The scene was well shot and NO TOYS WERE USED! Hurray! We see that PK got her clitoral hood pierced (boo!) and another big tatoo on her one of her calves (looks like an owl, maybe?). The scene was pretty understand on the whole. The girls were made up in harem costumes, so I couldn't get definite IDs, but I kind of deduced who was who from who else showed up in the movie...

Patricia Kennedy/???

In this scene, Jerry is in his office when his ex-wife (Pat) and his secretary (someone who looks a lot like Kaylan Nicole with natural breasts) prove to him who can satisfy him best. This excites Baxter, until Jerry ends his sentence with "I just wanna watch."

The gals have a go at it... and it's an OK enough scene until they pull a dildo out of Jerry's desk drawer. :-(

Kaitlyn Ashley/Vince Voyeur

Jerry whacks off in the bathroom to this magazine layout which comes to life. Kaitlyn is very enthusiastic even if her tits look silly. A nice RC gives her spasms. He cums on her ass.

Sahara Sands/Tom Byron/TT Boy

EZ Rider makes a quick appearance as a peeping tom who is watching Jerry in the bathroom. Jerry runs into the woods where he passes out. He is woken up by Sahara Sands giving him a quick blowjob. From the looks of Baxter, Jerry is TT Boy.

The big part of the show is after Tom shags Sahara, it is Baxter's turn, and we get -- through the magic of those tiny orthoscopic cameras -- a cock eyed view of sex. It was pink and squishy and not at all erotic... and we never saw the exact moment of penetration.

Eventually, TT and Tom give her a DP and they both cum on her ass.

Micki Lynn/Steve Drake

In terms of story, I have no idea where Micki Lynn came from, but its nice to see a gal with real tits here. She sucks and fucks Steve Drake in a typical three positions and pop. There is an RC and some anal however. He cums on her asshole.

Micki Lynn/Sean Rider

Not content with just Steve, she bangs his colleague, whom I assume is Sean Rider. There's a spitty blowjob and a cumshot on her chin and neck.

So endeth the movie.

It started out well enough, and pretty funny. Ralph Parfait was definitely a great choice for the voice of the dick because if it was TT Boy, this would have been a stinkeroo.

Teri Diver made a few cameos as different people and she still looks good.

There was some good Buttman type stuff as Baxter was leading Jerry on a tour of the town.

However, the camera sex with Sahara Sands was, well, off-putting a little bit, and somewhat overlong. A gimmick, sure, but too much.

In fact, the whole movie, was just a little too much. I recommend it if you got the rental charge to blow... but only as a novelty video, definitely bring an insurance rental home as well.

On the Imperial Scale: 2.25