What Kind Of Girls Do You Think We Are

From: Joey Markham 
Subject: REVIEW: "What Kind Of Girls Do You Think We Are?"
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 98 14:42:31
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WHAT KIND OF GIRLS DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
Video Exclusives, 1988.

director: Bill Blackman
running time: 78 mins.

cast: Gail Force, Elle Rio, Nikki Charm, Nina DePonca, Frank James, Scott
Irish, Damien (Cashmere).

scenes:
- Elle Rio, Scott Irish, Damien Cashmere
- Nikki Charm, Frank James
- Nikki Charm, Scott Irish
- Gail Force, Elle Rio, Frank James
- Elle Rio (anal), Damien Cashmere
- Nina DePonca, Frank James

rating: 8.5 / 10
or Imperial rating: 3.25 / 4.00 ["2.50 to 3.35 are all good to great rentals"]


This one's got a half story.  Brazilian import Elle - pronounced Elly - Rio is
a woman who's going to have a book about her life published and she gets help
from her secretary Gail Force in putting together more pieces of her life
story since the two of them share a really weird relationship.  Gail used to
be a very wealthy woman who was a nymphomaniac and an obsessive gambler.  For
some strange reason, she placed a bet (with 10 to 1 odds) that she could give
better head than Elle.  They let a financial investor, Frank James, be the
judge of that.  Turns out he loved Elle's performance better and Gail ended up
penniless (but then Elle decided to hire her as a secretary out of pity).

So the movie opens with Elle telling Gail some stuff that she jots down to add
into the book.  Miss Rio describes how she was a young and poor child who
didn't know too much about sex until some neighbours (Scott and Damien)
invited her over to play a rigged game of strip poker that had Elle shedding
all of her clothes before them, which then ended up with them having sex (as
for Elle saying she was a child, she meant late teens I suppose.  But since
she is an older looking woman, she probably even meant early 20's).

When Elle talks about Frank, the financier who's helping her get her book off
the ground, we cut to him busy at work on the phones while his secretary Nikki
Charm is under his desk giving HIM a raise, which then turns into a couch
crammer.

Nikki did some investigating for Elle about Gail and one day after filling
Miss Rio in on how Miss Force made her fortunes by gambling, Elle thanked Miss
Charm with a gift in the form of Scott Irish.

Back to the present time, Elle tells Gail she wants to have all the details of
their bet put into the book and Gail admits that was the dumbest thing she
ever did in her life.  We flash back to that particular event.  Before that,
Gail says, "I mean, come on.  Do you think people are gonna wanna write a book
about this?"  Elle replies, "Well, maybe!  If not, we gonna use in a porno
movie script!"  Later on, Damien visits Elle and she pays him for a sex
session.  Actually, she pays him twice; once for the usual rate (whatever that
is) and adds another bill to that for a little something extra (anal sex).

Afterwards, Frank visits book publisher Nina DePonca.  He asks her what she
thinks of the draft so far and she tells him, "I think it's a boring piece of
shit trash!" then tells him she's sorry he wasted his time coming over there.
Hmm.. but he figures maybe they can find a way to not make it a complete
waste, so.. they screw (obviously, we all saw this coming - no pun intended).
When he leaves later on, Nina rests on her bed and ponders the thought of
selling the book to another publishing company and changing the name of it to
"Deep Inside Elle Rio".  The end.  

SCENES:

Elle, Scott, Damien.  Couch.  Miss Rio might be older than the other girls in
this video (and maybe even one of the older starlets of her time) but her sex
drive is that of a virgin finally getting to try her uttermost raunchy fantasy
- and then some!  They start off smiling and having fun, as Elle lays back and
sucks Scott while being eaten by Damien (she has a hairy bush).  Scott then
takes the plunge missionary-style as she cashes in on Damien's dick.  Boy,
this Brazilian broad sure gives eager head and licks his scrotum as if wanting
to wolf him down completely.  After giving her second blowjob, she climbs on
top of Damien cowgirl style as Scott goes 'round and keeps her mouth stuffed.
Cashmere eventually slides out from under her to screw her doggy style and
Elle really sucks and slurps on Scott's cock.  He then cums on her chin/in her
mouth and the look she has on her face defines depravity - this lady is
wanton!  Finally, Damien does her in mish and cums on her upper chest/in her
mouth as well.  This long haired brunette with perfect, natural medium breasts
can clearly live off of sperm.  She is very cum crazed, one would think Debi
Diamond (in her Kaviar/Shelley Ray/Debbie Hanson phase) took a few lessons
from this hottie!

Nikki, Frank.  Couch.  Nikki's so cute and petite, like a charm (which might
be the reason she chose the name?) and her curly blonde hair is neck-length
which some might think she walked through a wind tunnel to style.  When she
speaks, her voice is semi-deep but when she moans she sounds like a little
girl.  After giving head to Frank, she sits back and spreads her legs while he
pinches her clit and blows on it a bit before licking.  Their kissing is
passionate, but in the strangest way (and I assure you folks, this is not a
fetish of mine) because he looks much older than her it almost looks like a
twisted uncle/niece scenario.  [Take that however way you want to, on my part
it was just a comment :-]  They do nice mish, cowgirl, and spoon stuffers with
good close-ups of her hairy pussy being plugged by his long uncut cock.  In
spoon, she moans "I can cum like this!  And it's gonna be good!" and when
Frank penetrates faster she says, "I can feel it cumming!" (on occasion, Nikki
was known for her squirting technique but she doesn't here - at least, it
wasn't highlighted if she did).  He ends up cumming on her pussy/stomach.

Nikki, Scott.  Couch.  While Nikki is still a sport, her previous scene was
better.  The tiny-titted blonde sits down while Scott hovers over her face and
has her suck him off.  Then they get into a 69 (Scott on top) with his knees
on the top part of the couch - where one's neck would be in the usual upright
sitting position.  It looks a little bit uncomfortable and it's no surprise
that it doesn't last long.  They do missionary, doggy, and reverse cowgirl
with some nice angles.  At one point during RC, she says she's cumming but
again there was no highlight of it if she really did.  From there, Scott pulls
out and cums on her pubes.  "Come on baby, get back on it" he moans and sticks
it back in her pussy.  It really drives him crazy but moments later he pulls
out and says it's sensitive.

Gail, Elle, Frank.  Couch.  The big bet on which girl gives better head.
Besides the blowjob, this whole scene rocks thanks to Elle's insatiable
appetite.  The girls are wearing lingerie (Elle more than Gail) and Miss Force
is a pretty and perky natural chested blonde with her hair styled in the same
wind-tunnel fashion as Nikki Charm (though even more so).  While Miss Force
has a slightly dominant nature, Elle just throws herself right into it and
acts like a really slutty starlet (which we all love her for!)  After Elle
gives him a bit of head, Frank gets up to undress and lets the girls go at it
briefly.  He eats Gail out first (with a little help from Miss Rio) before
they do a doggy.  When it's Elle turn for a little ham slamming, she and Frank
are about to do a reverse cowgirl but they suddenly cut to the two of them
also engaging in a little doggy stuffer.  With Gail sitting up on the arm of
the couch (which is right up against a wall), Elle gets up and grabs Frank's
cock, literally yanking it over to Gail's pussy for the plunge (whatta woman!)
If that wasn't enough, she then goes behind Frank and reaches underneath him
to stroke him off and guide him as he penetrates Gail's pussy - and even
pushes his ass back and forth to make sure Gail gets it good.  Finally, the
blowjob finale.  Elle attempts deep throat and doesn't quite get it all down
her gullet, but Frank does have quite a long cock and you gotta commend Elle
for trying.  Frank definitely loves what he feels!  Gail wants a turn to suck
and the two ladies get into a mini catfight over it.  She finally gets a turn
and generates her own heat for the art of blowjobs, but Elle clearly has more
energy (then again, to follow the storyline, Elle does win the bet).  Things
wind down to both ladies sharing his cock then he says he's going to squirt
all over both of them (with Elle's vigorous bobbing I'm surprised he held back
this long!)  When he's stroked off, a streak hits Elle's face but the rest
seems to fly off elsewhere (maybe a bit on Gail's chest).  Once Frank tells
Miss Force that she lost, she says, "Fuck.  I can't believe I lost all my
money over a blowjob!"  Elle asks, "Well.. would you like to work for me?
Like a secretary?"  Gail figures she has no other choice, so she accepts.
This scene is very hot with all three participants laughing and having intense
fun.

Elle, Damien.  Bed.  As if her two previous scenes weren't scalding enough,
after this one you'll definitely be dubbing her the Ellegizer Bunny.  She just
keeps putting herself into it (whatever she does) that you'll wonder if she
comes equipped with a 'stop' button - not that you would want to press it or
anything!  She's very playful and rubs herself as Damien undresses.  He eats
her out and she writhes, then once again gives an eager blowjob.  She's also
decked out in the same black lingerie she wore in her threesome scene and I
notice here she has bruise-like marks along the inside of her inner thighs.
They do missionary, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, then mish again.  The
positioning seems rushed but Elle clearly can't control herself (I'm trying to
picture her and Debi Diamond in a scene together......  WHOA.. *bonk*  Huh?
Oh sorry.. back to the review).  Finally, we see Miss Rio taking an anal in
the doggy position (with no insertion shot, but a decent capture of it) which
then turns into a mish-anal.  When he pulls out to cum, she brings down the
leg she had lifted and he squirts on her left buttcheek, which she smears
around.  He then sticks it back into her ass and she doesn't mind a bit.

Nina, Frank.  Bed.  Miss DePonca is a cocoa-skinned exotic beauty with a
beautiful natural body and black hair that is put up in the back with the rest
on top kinda puffed up.  As Frank undresses, she lays back and masturbates,
looking mighty cute!  As he starts to take off her heels and nylons she says
that her toenails are different colors.  He hesitates at first, but then he
takes them off anyways (after all, her feet aren't what we are out to see -
unless you've got a fetish for dainty feet.)  Speaking of which, I can't see
her left foot that well but it looks like she only has her big toe covered
with red nailpolish on her right foot.  Anyhow, she strokes him off with both
hands, he licks her a bit, she blows him briefly, and they 69 it.  Their
cowgirl is slow and sensual, then they get into doggy and mish.  I don't know
why, but Nina looks like she's getting annoyed for some strange reason.  Near
the end of their mish, she tells him to cum for her and he says he's gonna cum
all over her tits.  So she plays with her breasts and rubs her nipples as he
dumps his load on them (and on her upper chest).

I don't think I've ever been pleased with a movie from Leisure Time than I was
with this one.  The quality's decent and the storyline's pretty lame, but the
sex scenes - or make that, Elle Rio - did it for me.  All of her fans will
definitely want to add this to their collection and anyone who will be seeing
her for the first time with this video will be hooked.  Strangely enough,
while she had three scenes and was the true star of this production, Gail only
had one scene but was given top billing AND graced the box cover all by
herself.  Nikki has two scenes and was quite charming in them, and Nina's
scene was ok but left a lot more to be desired.  While none of the ladies are
slouches really, if they were lined up and asked YOU what kind of girls you
thought they were, you would be staring at Elle the whole time as you reply,
"hot, Hot, H-O-T"!!


Joey Markham
montreal@vircom.com