Valley Cooze

From: Joey Markham 
Subject: REVIEW: "Valley Cooze"
Date: Mon, 26 Jan 98 03:08:18
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(ALEXANDRA SILK'S) VALLEY COOZE
Sin City, 1996.

director: Luc Wylder
running time: 89 mins.

cast: Alexandra Silk, Reganis Baker (Kay London), Lovette, Devon, John Decker,
Alex Sanders, Jeremy Steele, Tommy Gunn, Michael J. Cox; Luc Wylder (non-sex).

scenes:
- Kay London, John Decker ; Alexandra Silk joins in (non-sex)
- Alexandra Silk (anal), Alex Sanders
- Lovette, Jeremy Steele
- Devon, Michael J. Cox
- Alexandra Silk, Tommy Gunn, Michael J. Cox ; Luc Wylder (non-sex)

rating: 8 / 10
or Imperial rating: 2.85 / 4.00 ["2.50 to 3.35 are all good to great rentals"]


No story.  Just a bunch of unrelated sex scenes.  Things open up on Kay
washing dishes and John sneaking up behind her.  Next up, we see Alexandra
sitting on a bed telling us she wants to take control of a man - well, what do
you know.. Alex is sitting not too far away from her!  Lovette is a bitchy
broad who is none-too-pleased when she shows up at a mechanic (Jeremy
Steele)'s place to pick up her car.  When she discovers it isn't fixed yet,
she decides not to let her little trip go to waste so they fuck.  Michael J.
Cox is working at some laboratory when Devon shows up to meet a friend (his
co-worker) for lunch.  The friend's not there, but Cox makes sure to keep the
girl 'cumpany' (if you know what I mean).  Finally, Miss Silk's outdoors, and
under the instruction of Luc Wylder she fucks the poolboy (Tommy) and the
gardener (Michael).  The end.

SCENES:

- Kay, John; Alexandra.  Kitchen.  He feels her up a bit, he gets her to beg
to suck his cock, she gives him a sensual cock 'n scrotum suck, he sucks her
nipples, then she hops on a counter for missionary.  He then lays down on it
for a cowgirl, then they get off and Kay (a bleached blonde with a boobjob and
navel pierce) bends over the counter for doggy.  Alexandra wanders in and
starts dirty talking them (quite inaudible), then grabs Kay's hair and also
spanks her a bit.  John pulls out and cums on her ass, and Miss Silk goes down
to lap up some of it.  He also spits on her ass and licks that, then grabs her
head and spits on the side of her face and licks that too.

- Alexandra, Alex.  Bed.  Miss Silk (who, to me, looks like a slightly older,
rougher version of Kirsty Waay) is slightly aggressive here, wearing a black
corset-like top with a garter belt and nylons and a collar around her neck.
She also has very nice natural breasts.  Alex lightly tongues her high heeled
foot, working his way up to her pussy (she has very little pubic hair).  Then
she tongues his chest, working her way down to his cock.  When she gives head
(with some ball sucking) she spits a bit.  She's also no deep throat queen but
seems to take quite a few inches down her gullet easily.  A cowgirl follows
and Sanders works a few fingers in her ass.  Next comes a doggy anal and we
get a great close-up shot of Alex dipping his cock in and out of her butt
before slamming her hard.  She looks to be in slight pain but her dirty
talking proves she loves every minute of it.  He then pulls out and cums in
her mouth and she also sucks him off, but because of different camera angles
used it's hard to tell if the final shot of Alex pulling and cumming in her
mouth was a real ass-to-mouth or not (it's a side-view of their body position
so who knows if he was really in her ass at that time).

- Lovette, Jeremy.  Auto-repair shop.  He sucks her nipples, she gives him a
sloppy blowjob (lots of spit), then he lowers a car down from a repair-job so
that Lovette (petite blonde with a boobjob, labial pierce, and sporting a nice
hairdo in this scene) can sit on a ledge as he tongues her bald box, pulling
on her pierce with his lips.  A nice reverse cowgirl follows, then they move
over to another car for a missionary atop the hood.  Next they do doggy (but
not on the hood of the car) then she turns around for a cumshot on her pussy
(with a streak splattered up her belly).

- Devon, Michael.  Lab.  They kiss, he sucks her nipples (she has big, juicy
natural breasts), he eats and fingers her pussy, then she gives him a sensual
blowjob.  Devon (a cute brunette with long wavy hair) puts her knees up on a
swivel chair and Cox does her doggy style.  She turns over for a missionary
(she's not very vocal, just pants and moans a bit) then they climb on top of
an examining table (part of an x-ray machine of sorts) for a spoon - lots of
french kissing there.  Back to mish, still on the table, then he cums in her
mouth.  We hardly see it, but then she sucks him down again.

- Alexandra, Tommy, Michael; Luc.  Outdoors.  Miss Silk fools around with
Tommy first then jumps his gun, sucking him then riding him reverse cowgirl.
Luc watches on and Cox eventually joins in, getting blown as Tommy doggies
her.  The guys switch places after placing a blanket on the grass to screw on,
then Luc goes in closer and tells the guys to spit on her.  Gunn spits on her
face and Cox on her ass.  I guess Luc has a spit fetish, but it won't be a cup
of tea for a handful of viewers.  Wylder also goes down and spits in Silk's
mouth a few times.  Finally she gets it in mish by Cox as Gunn gives her a
facial then Michael pulls out and also gives her a facial.

= If you have a fetish for spitting (not just women giving blowjobs but women
getting spat on too), then you'll enjoy some of these salivating moments.
Apart from that, this is more of a raincoater's flick because of it's
raunchiness.  Devon's the only sensual performer while the other ladies throw
it down in a slutty manner (especially Alexandra) and all the guys, minus
Sanders, have tattoos here and there, making them appear lewd as well.  If
you're in the mood for some cooze then head on over to this valley and treat
yourself to some slattern.  There's enough to go around.


Joey Markham
montreal@vircom.com