Sperm Crazy

From: Internet_xyzGadfly@ibm.net (Internet Gadfly)
Subject: REVIEW: Sperm Crazy (German, 1994)
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 97 17:00:22
Organization: Gadflies of the World, Inc.

Review
Sperm Crazy (1994)
(German, Imported by Metro Video)
Starring: Nadine, Florence, Collette, Isabella, Janine, Patricia, Albert, 
Eric

Gadfly boldly continues his German experiment, having momentarily tired 
of American porno flicks (see "Party Extreme" for my first review in this 
genre.)  This video apparently comes from the same people who brought us 
"Party Extreme".  Happily, it's a better video.

*** Older Woman Alert *** This movie has a scene involving a rather 
attractive older woman (upper 40s).  It should be of interest to those 
with an older woman fetish, such as myself (because I'm about middle aged 
and this is what I get to fuck.)

The title of the movie is misleading.  There is nothing here you don't 
see in other adult movies, so don't rent it thinking you might be 
stumbling over a German Rodney Moore movie.  As with "Party Extreme" the 
dialog is in German and there is some minimal and annoying narration, 
much of it which you can't understand because the German dialog is spoken 
with the same volume as the English dialog.  And what you do here is 
really patronizing.  Memo to porn producers: most of us are NOT pimply 
faced teenagers or dirty old men with IQs under 100.  Lots of us have 
gotten past high school, and I'm sure I'm part of a large contingent on 
RAME with graduate education.  You don't need to tell me something is 
arousing.  If it's arousing, my prick will be able to figure it out all 
by itself.  Thank you.  (Sorry for the tirade, some things have to be 
said.)

The plot, paper thin as it is, is that lots of nookie takes place in this 
love hotel where, we are told, you can rent rooms by the hour.  But also 
it seems to be pretty high class, because the chambermaids dress up in 
the most revealing costumes and give customers free blow jobs (more on 
this later).  A middle age proprietor of the hotel, who never gets to 
drop his pants, nonetheless seems to get his jollies watching his 
customers get it on.

The women are pretty good looking, solid 8-9's (with one exception), and 
the video is very crisp, so I overlooked some faults like the virtual 
lack of a plot, which is pretty standard.

Scene 1.  A married couple get it on.  She has short blonde hair, he has 
short dark hair.  She gives him a nice vigorous blow job.  The blow jobs 
in this movie are uniformly very good, with the women doing far more work 
and artistry than their American sisters.  Perhaps Pornowood will take 
note.  The proprietor sneaks an obvious peak as things reach their 
climax.  He comes in her mouth, though the scene may be faked since he's 
partially limp and his pecker is in her mouth.  But she's nice to look 
at!

Scene 2.  Proprietor tries to get it on with his middle aged but still 
quite attractive blonde hair frauline in the kitchen.  She spurns the old 
goat and keeps peeling vegetables.  So he goes to the bar to see what 
happens.  In walks a young brown haired girl, not particularly 
attractive.  She sits on the couch.  The proprietor asks for a show and 
before you can take a draught of Heineken she is masturbating on the 
couch for him.  The twit stays behind the bar, but one of the guests 
happens to walk in and, of course, avails himself of the situation.  He 
licks her tits, gets a blow job, fucks her in the pussy and then in the 
ass.  He ends up coming on her face and tits.

Scene 3.  A younger man gets it on in the kitchen with the proprietor's 
wife.  He steps in quietly from behind and she immediately gets aroused.  
She's mid forties, perhaps even 50 but damned nice to look at for a woman 
that age.  (Damn, wouldn't you *love* to see Lynn Russell, the Headline 
News announcer naked?)  She still has plenty of her curves; her face, 
tits and ass are a bit sagged but if my wife looks this good at that age 
I will be lucky.  Anyhow, I do get tired of too much youth in my porno 
films, and this woman has very obvious physiological reactions that more 
than make up for her age.  The younger dude lays her out on the table 
tits up and then goes down on her.  Nothing at all old and wrinkled about 
that pussy: it looks as tasty and fresh as when she was a teenager.  He 
puts a number of his fingers up her asshole, and uses his tongue and 
fingers to keep up the cunnilingus.  You can tell she's getting turned on 
because you can actually see her clit throb, plus she is obviously 
getting wet.  Yum!  Very juicy!  I would have loved to have tasted that!  
He fucks her at last while she is still on the table, and even splays her 
legs.  He rubs his prick against her clit to her obvious enjoyment.  
Finally she sucks him and gives him that blow job we've been waiting for.  
Damn, she sucks good!  We get some nice rear entry and then finally our 
younger stud is ready to pop, which he does all over her face.  I haven't 
seen many older women - younger guys scenes, but I imagine this would be 
one of the better ones filmed.  Let me know of any others in this genre.

Scene 4.  A guest wakes up when the chambermaid delivers his morning 
tits!  That's right, she walks in, rubs some honey on her nipples and 
lets him suck.  Man, I'd never leave this hotel!  This cute, cute woman 
has her pussy played with by the man.  What follows is a nice, extensive 
and quite wonderful blow job.  This chambermaid has obvious talents 
beside making beds.  She even sucks his testicles and gives him a great 
tit fuck, licking her own tits at times.  A third guy dressed all in 
black suddenly arrives.  He must be friends with the chambermaid because 
he drops his drawers and puts his fingers in her ass, which get quickly 
wet and dilated.  The two guys doubly penetrate her, one in the ass, one 
in the pussy.  It ends up with both coming on her face at nearly the same 
time.  It drips down off her face onto her tits.  She licks her 
substantial tits and nipples and presumably gets more of that wonderful 
male taste in her mouth.  She does this for QUITE an extended period of 
time, which is lovely.  Nice scene!

Scene 5.  Two guests, both girls, get it on lesbo style.  We get the 
usual lesbian stuff: tit licking, fingers in the pussy, lovely cunt 
eating but we also get some really nice clit sucking too.  Again, it's 
obvious at least one of the women is really getting turned on.  
Eventually one of the ladies sits on the others face. If she gets tired I 
volunteer to help!  Unfortunately, it wasn't me who volunteered but our 
man in black again, who crashes the scene.  One of the women mysteriously 
disappears, but he gets it on with the other one.  She gives him a really 
nice and LONG blow job, they fuck and then he fucks her ass.  Suddenly 
mysteriously, two more males show up.  Instantly we have a cock in the 
ass, a cock in the cunt and her munching on the third.  The cock in her 
mouth pops first and quickly drips down her face.  Guy number two then 
comes on her face.  We don't know what happens to guy number three.  
Perhaps he was too pooped to pop.

That's it.  Again, the narration is a bit annoying.  The music is 
interesting, because we get occasionally classical pieces.  Oh well, it 
beats the usual lounge lizard music.  The narration sucks badly, of 
course, but sex is a universal language so who needs a translator?  8.5 
on my 10 point scale.  It was worth it solely to see the older woman 
scene.  If there are more of these in German films I'll be renting more 
of them.

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