From: Scott McFarland (email@example.com) Subject: Scottm Review : Sean Michaels Up Your Ass Date: 11 Sep 1997 06:30:07 -0400 Organization: self Sean Michaels Up Your Ass Stars : Missy, Shonna Lynn, Jacqueline Wild, Charly Spark, Tracy Love, Marki, Midori, Julian St. Jox, Mr. Marcus, Santino Lee, Sean Michaels Well I'm really just into black women and mostly just into the Midori scene on this tape. But I'll give the whole thing a cursory review in case anyone wants to know. Tracy & Shonna are the first ladies to sacrifice their rectums to this movie. Shonna is made up nicely here. She looks better than I've seen her before, and I think she looks pretty good. Sean and Marcus come in and the ladies are for some reason eager to give them head and to get their ass tunnels harshly fucked. Tracy Love gets it especially rough from Sean. Santino Lee comes in and after eating her pussy, helps Marcus to double-fuck Shonna. He looks good in her rump, he's not too big - by contrast Sean's dick is probably wreaking havok with Tracy's next few months' worth of bowel movements. All of the men come. The scene is nasty but not erotic. As usual in Sean's films, there are a lot of somewhat grotesque close-ups of big dicks stretching pussies and asses, which I could live without. Next up is Midori. She's a cute little woman with dark skin, a pert little body, and a friendly oval face. She looks kind of like the singer Jodi Watley, if that means anything to you. Her hair is pulled back (she looks very African, I think) and she has a cute, somewhat boyish-looking back on display as she gives head to Julian St. Jox in an outdoor setting. They go indoors to a bed and Julian eats her out. They fuck, and then he penetrates her little butt. It's slow and greasy. The lucky bastard gets to enjoy her anal charms and then comes on and in her mouth. Good scene, more restrained than most of this tape. Charly Sparks is next. Despite my usual aversion to the sexual charms of white women, I must say Charlie is very very cute. She's wearing little John Lennon-type sunglasses and they look very nice on her. She's French apparently. She sucks, they fuck, and then she dares to take his eiffel tower into her ass. It's harsh, I don't know how women can take such a thick one back there. Don't try this at home. Interestingly, although Charlie has a nice thick look to her, she's actually thin enough that her ribs show during sex. She looks nice and thick though for the most part. After much buttfucking Sean comes onto her hole and her pussy. Not my cup of tea but she's a cute lady. Marki is next. She's a mature-looking white lady, kind of cute. She says she wants "Sean Michaels Up My Ass" and the fucking proceeds. She looks like the mother of 2 who lives next door and I'm kind of enjoying looking at her butt while she rides him. She lies perfectly still while Sean pushes his prong up the butt while slapping her white cheeks (I think Sean is a pervert, and not in a good way). He buttfucks her for a long while and then comes (just a little bit) on her face. This scene was nastier than it needed to be. To me Marki had real erotic possibilities but Sean blew it. Jacqueline is next. She's Hungarian and fairly cute I guess if you like thin white chicks. They do a bit of everything and then he plugs her. She does have the kind of ass that looks really good plugged - nice, round, and strong. Sean does her butt and then comes on her mouth. Missy's next. She's wearing a lot of makeup but looks kind of cute. She's up for some rather nice "face fucking" with Julian. Sean slides it home vaginally. Then after a while he gets it in anally despite his dick's rather large girth. Eventually they double-prong her with Sean in the ass, pronging her thoroughly while she screams and groans loudly. Does that turn you on? It doesn't really turn me on. It's a hard butt-fucking though, they got their money's worth from her. In the end (no pun intended) the sex here is mostly just nasty rather than erotic. It's not my cup of tea and the women don't seem to get treated very well in some scenes. The Midori scene is nice but I wouldn't recommend the tape, I'll give it a 7.0 for Midori though.