Rumpman Goes To Cannes

From: Paul Higham (paulst@globalnet.co.uk)
Subject: REVIEW: Rumpman goes to Cannes
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 97 19:15:30
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Rumpman Goes to Cannes
Starring:Melissa Hill, Tammi Ann and a bunch of DOGS!
Director:Mark
Heatwave Productions 1995

Shooting a film around the Hot d'Or at Cannes 1995  sounds like a great
idea. It is ,but this film is terrible. Easily the worst I have seen in
quite some time. The shots around the festival only show the gorgeous babes
who don't perform in this turkey.
After Melissa Hill's opening scene it isn't just downhill all the way, it's
straight off the edge of a 300 ft cliff! There is a glimmer of false hope
about half way through when Tammi Ann turns up, but she doesn't do a sex
scene!
All the other girls are ugly,ugly,ugly and dull,dull,dull.
Avoid this atrocity like the plague.
Oh, did I mention, I really didn't like this film!
Paul Higham
paulst@globalnet.co.uk