Party Extreme

From: Internet_xyzGadfly@ibm.net (Internet Gadfly)
Subject: REVIEW: Party Extreme (German -- 1995)
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 97 13:45:26
Organization: Gadflies of the World, Inc.

Review
Party Extreme (1995)
(German, Imported by Metro Video)
Starring: Patricia, Linette, Sophie, Stan, Frank, JP Armand

All right, I was in the mood for something different.  Tired of formula.  
Tired particularly of the same dozen or so American porn stars.  Time to 
hit the old porno store and look for something that did not star the 
usual staple of actors and actresses.  Hmm, something made in Germany 
looked like a good bet.

Capsule review: gorgeous brunettes, one or two really interesting scenes, 
but probably not worth your time.  You get to see a guy lick the tip of 
his cock a lot, and it ends with woman getting a lot of food, whipped 
cream and chocolate sprayed all over her.  I guess that is different!  I 
think my favorite part was the teaser in the beginning for the 900 phone 
sex!

This is narrated by a thick German guy, probably mid thirties or early 
forties, blond, with a crew cut who claims he is into extreme sex.  All 
the action takes place in his apartment.  While smoking on his bed he 
tells us of the hundreds of girls he's had and that he practices every 
day.  Of course he speaks in German so we get a translation.

Scene 1 with Patricia (presumably).  She is over for breakfast to 
celebrate his birthday.  Patricia, like all the girls he fucks is just 
gorgeous and this makes up for a lot of problems.  All are dressed in 
stockings and a sheer bra.  He demonstrates his ability to (barely) lick 
the tip of his fairly long, thick and uncircumcized prick.  He licks it 
while she licks the parts he can't reach.  Then her mouth takes command.  
Eventually he raids the refrigerator and finds a thick sausage.  We hope, 
perhaps to see it insert into her but alas he rips part of it off and 
grinds it into her pussy.  He seems a bit carried away.  The lady has a 
nice hairy bush.  Nice shot of her asshole being lubed -- at one point he 
has 3 fingers in there.  Eventually a friend, dark haired and probably 
around 40 joins him.  The guy with the crew cut seems to enjoy slapping 
his big fat prick on the girl's face a lot.  Didn't do anything for me!  
We get anal, we get a double penetration and we end with a double cum on 
her face, but she seems in no mood to take much in her mouth.  Still, 
she's lovely to look at with cum on her, although much of it misses her.

Scene 2 is a duet with a different guy and gal.  This girl is tiny but 
well stacked.  She also has a shaved pussy.  We get to see something we 
rarely see in modern porn: a man giving a woman *good* head.  My peter 
meter did both a figurative and literal rise.  Unfortunately, except for 
a little head (she licks his balls) and some fucking, nothing much 
happens.  He comes on her cunt.  She gives the usual phony moans.

Scene 3 has different people but the same fucking bed.  Instead of a long 
gorgeous lithe brown haired woman, we get a real young, short black 
haired girl with BIG tits on a small frame.  My peter meter, after 
petering out for a while, was resuscitated.  We get some really nice 69 
and lots of shots of this woman's beautiful large bouncing tits.   Peter 
meter goes down when he comes on her ass.  What a fucking waste of video 
to have a girl this gorgeous and not to see her get come on her face (but 
see the next scene).

Scene 4 is a 3 way lesbian scene until it gets interrupted by our crew 
cutted Aryan.  Sometimes it's best to let the women be.  What we got is 
quite nice with tit licking, lots of oral sex, masturbation and even a 
tit to clit scene.  Sorry, no dildos.  And then Franz (that's probably 
not his name, but he so fits the German stereotype I got to call him 
Franz) comes in with his prick and big mouth and spoils the whole thing.  
He rapidly moves from girl to girl sticking his prick in their face and 
making all sorts of crude comments.  He slaps his prick on all their 
faces several times.  Another guy joins.  Eventually Franz get the three 
girls lined up face to face and moves his prick from one to the other and 
then back again.  He makes sure their heads are squeezed together before 
he comes and he makes sure each girl gets a squirt.

Scene 5 had the most potential, then gets squandered.  He chooses one of 
the women, puts her on a table and decorates her with lots of food, 
including bananas, tons of whipped cream and chocolate syrup, some of 
which gets on his prick.  The victim licks it off.  Eventually they all 
get whipped cream and syrup ends and then it ends abruptly without even 
an orgasm.  The girls probably wanted showers.  I wouldn't have blamed 
them.

The narration and translation are really annoying.  It's especially 
annoying because the sex scenes are largely dubbed in German, and then we 
get translation during the interludes.  Not too much extreme about this 
video, in spite of its claims, although I had a sudden craving for Baskin 
Robbins at the end of it.  Lots to admire about the gorgeous women, but 
gets only a 5.0 on my 10.0 scale.  Back to its hole in the video store it 
goes post haste.  Hmm, maybe Randy West and Ron Jeremy aren't as bad as I 
thought?  Now where was that copy of Gangbang Girls 18 that I originally 
was going to rent?

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