The Natural

From: Joey Markham 
Subject: REVIEW: "The Natural"
Date: 1 Sep 1997 12:46:31 -0400
Organization: Pagesz.net

THE NATURAL
director: F.J. Lincoln.   Video Team, 1993.
running time: 76 mins.

introducing: Krista
starring: Celeste, Chelsea Lynx, Kelli Thomas, Sean  
 Michaels, Woody Long, Peter North.


- Krista, Sean Michaels
- Celeste, Kelli Thomas
- Chelsea Lynx, Sean Michaels
- Celeste, Woody Long ; Krista joins in
- Krista, Peter North


rating: 7 out of 10 stars
        (Imperial rating: 2.75 / 4.00)



SYNOPSIS: Sean Michaels plays a struggling artist (painter)
who gets snagged by a rich benefactor (Krista) who offers him
her home and spoils him rotten every chance she gets - taking
care of his VISA card, giving him a gold watch, etc.  He does
have a girlfriend, Chelsea Lynx, but she has to remain hidden
from the public eye as he and Krista present themselves as a 
couple.  Meanwhile, houseservants Celeste and Kelli Thomas 
have to keep their little fling hidden from Krista when she's
out one day.  Celeste does make it with Woody Long after but 
they get caught.  However, Krista's confrontation with them 
turns into a threesome.  Chelsea does stop by to visit her 
beau and they do it behind Krista's back as well.  In the end,
Sean decides he can't take it anymore and contemplates telling
Krista but she beats him to it and lets him off the hook first.
She will send him one final cheque when he finds a new place to
live, but she tells him she feels it's time to just move onto 
other things (which for her means getting friendly with a
wealthy man, Peter North, who stops by her place to browse
an exhibit of Sean's works she has set up in her home).

So Sean goes back to his normal life with his girlfriend and
everything's peachy keen.  Well, not entirely.  He discovers
that the gold watch Krista gave him was a fake.  The end.

* As for the explanation of the title, Krista tells Sean 
before she lets him go for good that he's a 'natural' at 
painting and should have no problem getting far on his own.

Sex scenes:

* Krista, Sean Michaels

Krista is a Texan brunette with big breasts (fake).  She is 
quite the energetic cocksucker, teasing the tip with her 
tongue and using a lot of stroking action as she feeds her
hungry mouth.  She clearly loves working his head but doesn't
really go down to take many inches deep into her mouth.  When 
Sean laps away at her pussy he uses a lot of spit and we get 
a good close-up of insertion when he penetrates her missionary
style.  A doggy follows and Krista is vocal throughout.  It's 
a lengthy scene with some good angles but a rather disappointing
popshot (one load on her hand and a smaller one on her chin).  

* Celeste, Kelli Thomas

This is a semi-hot lesbian scene.  Big breasted Celeste looks
great as always and her gal pal Kelli is a freckle-chested, 
natural breasted, long haired blonde who sort of resembles Nikki
Wilde, but I find Nikki prettier.  Celeste clearly takes charge 
of the scene, spanking, vigorously rubbing and spitting on Kelli's
pussy (she has meaty labia).  Miss Thomas uses a vibrator in her
friend then both women lay back facing eachother as they each work
themselves with tiny vibrators attached together by a string.  
Celeste is a hot dirty talker but you'll feel she's faking it half
of the time (some of her "Oh yeah, make me cum" moans don't sound 
that genuine).  It's too bad she also wears a white outfit (which 
looks like a swimsuit) the entire scene.

* Chelsea Lynx, Sean Michaels

Chelsea is a fairly attractive Asian girl with nice natural
breasts and shoulder length dark hair.  Unfortunately, this
scene is just about ho-hum.  They do a nice reverse-cowgirl
(but she has her panties on!  From what I can see, she has 
very little pubic hair), then she lowers herself down and he
proceeds by spooning her then a doggy and mish follow.  The
oral sex is just ok and at least Sean produces a better 
popshot than in his scene with Krista (do you suppose that's
why she let him go by movie's end? :-).  At first he strokes
himself over her chest then Chelsea sucks him off for a bit 
and he shoots a little on her chest and the rest in her mouth.
She slurps on his long schlong again but she doesn't end up 
swallowing (spitting it out and having it ooze down her cheek).  

* Celeste, Woody Long ; Krista joins in

Celeste starts by giving her then-real-life-boyfriend a 
blowjob (speaking of Woody Long, there's something about his
personality that reminds me of John Ritter's characterization 
of Jack Tripper on Three's Company).  Anyhow, it's quite an 
eager blowjob at that!  She slightly growls as she spits on it
and slaps it against her tongue a few times.  Then he lays down
as she hovers over him and inserts his dick as she assumes the 
cowgirl position.  It's a rather sensual segment with Celeste 
bobbing up and down slowly.  Krista then catches them in the 
act, she gives them attitude, Woody calls her a bitch, she and
Celeste spank him then all is forgiven.  Celeste begins eating
Krista out as Long offers her his woody.  The rest of this 
scene remains penetration-less.  The girls double-suck Woody 
off and he cums on their tits which they rub up against 
eachother.

* Krista, Peter North

They start off very sensual with eachother.  Krista stands up
behind Peter as she kisses his backside, later moving in front
of him for some kissing and embracing.  He gives her nipples a
little tongue-attention then moves downwards to her pussy.  
Once again, she gives enthusiastic head with quick stroking 
action and tongue flicking.  Their missionary and doggy are 
both quite hot.  Krista reaches a climactic peak during their
doggy then we fade in on her already down on her knees, 
awaiting a cumbath from the North pole.  What a wasted 
opportunity for a facial if I ever did see one!  Peter ends 
up shooting on her chest and neck with one blast hitting the 
left side of her face (down near the jaw area).  She sucks 
him off, then the scene fades out.

CONCLUSION: Decent production values with just the slightest
bit of choppy editing make for an average rental.  While
Chelsea Lynx and Kelli Thomas are this video's only 'natural'
chested girls, Krista and Celeste provide the hotter 
performances.  Celeste is a big girl with a big sexual 
appetite who proves she equally loves pleasing both men and
women.  Krista is a hot Texan treat whom I find just meagerly
attractive but whose energetic ways I find near scorching.  
For a video that introduces her (if this really was her very
first appearance), it's great to see Krista appear in three 
out of five sex scenes.


Joey Markham
montreal@vircom.com