Ladies Lovin' Ladies Lovin' Ladies

Date sent:        Sun, 30 Nov 1997 10:48:36 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham 
Subject:          REVIEW: "Ladies Lovin' Ladies Lovin' Ladies"




LADIES LOVIN' LADIES LOVIN' LADIES
AFV, 1992.

director: Ron Jeremy
running time: 72 mins.

cast: Taylor Wane, Cameo, Heather Hart, Jacqueline, Leanna Foxx, Daphne,
Domonique (Simone), Kristall.

scenes:
- Taylor Wane, Leanna Foxx ; Cameo joins in
- Cameo, Domonique Simone, Daphne (dildo-anal)
- Cameo, Domonique Simone ; Heather Hart joins in
- Taylor Wane, Jacqueline ; Leanna Foxx joins in
- Kristall, Jacqueline, Daphne

rating: 5 / 10
or Imperial rating: 2.10 / 4.00 ["Between 2 and 2.50, rent only if you are an
ardent fan of the particular star/genre featured"]

This one pretty much works like a Rosebud all-girl video except that there's
just a bit of dialog to start off with (minus the final scene.)  Some of the
scenes are sort of tied together through some of the girls' lines, but there's
no real story.

SCENES:

- Taylor, Leanna, Cameo.  Couch.  Taylor is watching television and
masturbating to a video featuring Steve Drake (who's fully clothed.)  She's
wearing a black outfit and black thigh high stiletto boots (she's just missing
a hat and would look the part of a cowgirl.)  Moments later, hot tamale Leanna
(what is she: Spanish?  Mexican?  She sure is pretty) wanders in and asks her,
"What are you doing?"  Well, watching Miss Wane touching herself is enough to
get Miss Foxx all hot and bothered, so she squats down in front of the couch
and starts to remove some of Taylor's clothing.  Taylor sits up and has foxy
Leanna lick her nipples (the thing with Taylor is that she always keeps her
bra or top on and lets her boobs hang out or keeps her arm underneath them. 
Is there something she doesn't want us to see?  They are implants, no doubt
about that, but is there very bad scarring she wants to keep hidden?)  Turning
over to face the tv and holding the remote control, Leanna says, "I don't want
any distractions" then turns it off.  Both busty, siliconed starlets rub their
boobs together and I find that arousing (I like both these girls well enough
and just watching them rub their nipples against eachother is a turn-on.)
Taylor then stands up and removes more clothing, but keeps on the top and her
boots.  Leanna proceeds by eating her friend out, still keeping her flower-
patterned dress on.  They eventually do a 69 and that Taylor is one energetic
being, rubbing Leanna's pussy vigorously and making her writhe wildly (a
close-up of Miss Foxx running her tongue up and down the hot blonde's pussy
made me realize that Taylor has two deep pothole marks along her inner thigh.)
Cameo then wanders into the room, looking pretty (her hair's a sandy-colored
brown with small blonde streaks.)  "You're late!" Taylor says, then just tells
her to get her clothes off so she could join in on the fun.  Cameo is also
wearing black thigh high stilettos and once she removes her shirt, she reveals
her pumped up titties.  Now this is something I still can't get over.  Cameo
seems like such a sweetheart with pure qualities about her, the fact that she
actually had implants done is something I will always find 'hard to swallow'
(at least they're not overdone.)  Anyhow, she sits down while her two lesby-
friends get a taste of her and at one point both Taylor and Leanna flick their
tongues together over her clit and we get a pretty good close-up of it.
Leanna then fucks Cameo with a dildo as Taylor does a little face-sitting.  As
soon as Taylor climbs off, she checks her watch and Cameo quickly grabs her
things and leaves.  Hmm.. oh well.  The other two girls just sit back on the
couch and hug eachother, then we move on to the next scene.

- Cameo, Domonique, Daphne.  Recreational room.  The girls are standing at a
pool table and Domonique's holding a cue stick.  "Explain it to me again,"
Cameo says.  "Yeah, I don't understand," adds Daphne.  Dom explains to them
that if she sinks a ball in, they all masturbate.  If she sinks two balls, she
watches the two of them get it on.  If she sinks three, they all do eachother.
Finally, if she sinks in more than three, they all do eachother.. with a
passion (you'd think they would have done it with a passion anyways!)  So, of
course, Dom sinks in four balls (edited poorly; it's obvious that someone had
to hit the balls into the pockets separately) then she walks over to a radio
and plays a little music.  The three ladies then bring their heads close
together for a threeway french kiss and then get undressed but keep on their
knee high latex boots.  Daphne starts off by laying back on the pool table as
she gets eaten out by Dom and has her face squatted over by Cameo.  Cameo has
a pretty face but has had better hairstyles.  Dark-skinned Dom is adorable,
but boasts her set of enhanced boobies.  Daphne has the appeal of a biker
chick but is extremely plain looking; very plain face, long black scraggly
hair (which she had cut over the years and dyed), natural boobs (now pumped
up), and tattoos on her hip and ass.  She also has long red fingernails (of
the Lee Press-On kind) but never fingers herself or her friends.  Next up, the
three ladies rest side by side on the pool table as they dildo themselves.
Daphne then goes on her knees and has Dom plug a dildo in her ass.  Quite a
ho-hummer, with another threeway french kiss to end it.

- Cameo, Domonique, Heather.  Couch.  Cameo and Dom, scantily clad, are
relaxing on the leather cushions when Dom says, "That was a great pool game
yesterday."  "Yeah it was, wasn't it?" agrees Cameo.  Unfortunately, they are
bored and have no idea what to do.  Dom then realizes, "Hey, wait a minute.
Is your friend upstairs?  Your friend Heather?"  "Yes, why?"  "Well, does she
know that we're, like.. into women?"  "No, she doesn't know."  Dom then comes
up the idea to freak Heather out when she comes downstairs by catching the two
of them in the act.  Cameo's a little hesitant at first because she says she
and Heather are old schoolfriends but then finally gives in to the notion.
They both kiss and Dom goes down to suck on Cameo's nipples.  She has some of
the longest nipples in porn and Dom sucks like she has a tiny dick in her
mouth.  She goes further down on Cameo to eat her out and we gradually
discover that Heather (in bra and panties) is hiding behind the couch and
masturbating.  Dom stops eating out her friend because she thinks she hears
something and finally, Heather pops up and reveals herself.  Their bit of
dialog is hard to hear with the music that's playing but who cares - you know
Heather's gonna join them, and that's exactly what happens.  The two others
caress Miss Hart by first each taking a breast in their mouths then moving
down to flick their tongues on her clit (same close-up shot that was used in
the first scene; which was more effective there.)  Heather is a full figured
brunette with pale, milky-white skin and juicy natural breasts to die for.
She's of the innocent, girl-next-door variety (like Jennifer Stewart), who
looks like the kind that wouldn't ever consider porn films as her career
choice.  She gets to taste Cameo, while having her own pussy tasted by Dom,
then they each sit side by side while dildoing themselves (which we see them
suck first) and reaching orgasm together.  This scene is sensual at most.

- Taylor, Jacqueline, Leanna.  Living room.  We open on a close-up the book
Leanna's reading: "Preparing for the ORAL BOARD EXAM in emergency medicine"
(hmm.. ya think it'll come in handy?)  Taylor then comes out and says, "I'm
bored!"  She says she needs some more pussy, some new faces, some more women.
Leanna asks, "Well, aren't you expecting a friend over?"  "Yeah, but she ain't
into women!"  Leanna suggests, "Maybe I'll leave you two alone, and you'll GET
her into women!"  Taylor figures it's worth a shot.  Then the doorbell rings
(no it doesn't; it's supposed to.. but they forgot to edit in the sound effect
so all we hear is Ron Jeremy's voice saying "Ring".)  Leanna gets up to open
the door and lets Jacqueline join her friend in the living room (Taylor's
sitting on the floor.)  The two of them start talking and because of the loud
music, we can't hear everything they say but it comes down to Taylor
suggesting Jacqueline try the lesbian thing for ten minutes to see if she
likes it.  She agrees and they start to fool around.  Jacqueline (who has also
used the names Claire Tyler and Crimson) is a pale-skinned redhead with
shoulder length hair, nice natural breasts, and pointy facial features (namely
her nose and chin.)  I find her very plain looking, but she definitely has the
look if the role calls for a bratty, bitchy, or even mistress type.  When
Taylor starts sampling her friend, Jacqueline doesn't look all that nervous
(since she 'supposedly' has never been with another woman before.)  Taylor's
decked out in her usual shorts, bra, and boots setup and Jacq's got a bra and
heels.  Next up, Taylor removes her shorts and panties and assumes the doggy
position when Jacq straps on a dildo (it's funny seeing Miss Wane on the
receiving end of one of these: as of late, one of her biggest fetishes is to
wear one while doing a guy!)  It's quite an energetic romp.  We cut to Leanna
masturbating as she's hidden behind a couch (like Heather was in the previous
scene.)  Once she gets up and joins them, she slides her pussy under Taylor's
face to have it licked.  Taylor complies, then Jacq also pulls out from the
hot English blonde to join in on the pussy licking (again, another close-up of
their tongues twirling together.)  Miss Foxx reaches orgasm twice (sorry,
once; twice because of looping) and the scene ends from there.

- Kristall, Jacqueline, Daphne.  Couch.  This scene is extremely forgettable.
German lass Kristall doesn't look as cute as she usually does and the other
two girls are very plain looking.  They caress and fondle eachother, taste
eachother's pussies (although Daphne doesn't; but she does get licked out by
Kristall right before the scene ends), there's brief finger sucking, no
dildos, no orgasms.. Zzzz!  Wake me up when it's over!  This terribly tedious
tryst proves that they don't always save the best for last.

Most of the girls are nice to look at, but only if you're in the mood for
sensual lesbian lovemaking.  Taylor Wane's the only exception, displaying a
semi-wanton attitude, while the others are to be placed in the 'wasted
resources' category.  What I liked about it though (minus the looping - oh
yeah, and the final scene), is that the camera angles were varied, the
cameraman panned and roved around a bit, and even gave some pretty good close-
ups of tongues lapping up clits.  You'll be in for some disappointment but if
you like watching ladies lovin' other ladies (namely Taylor, Cameo, Domonique,
and Leanna - unfortunately, the always lovely Heather Hart only showed up
once).. then rent this one on a rainy (or maybe thunderous) day.


Joey Markham
montreal@vircom.com