Lactmania 5

From: tbullet@ipass.net (Tracer Bullet)
Subject: Lactamania 5 Review
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 97 21:19:16
Organization: Internet 1st, Inc.

Well, after getting some good responses from my earlier lactation film
reviews, I'm going to try to post new reviews as new releases warrant.

As some of you may know, I've not been too impressed with the stuff
Loretta Sterling's been turning out these days; he needs to find a new
angle--ANY angle--and get some better male talent in the films.  This
isn't a bi thing, it's just that when you've seen an excellent
performer like Peter North in so many films, you yearn for someone of
his, ahem, caliber, to fulfill the fantasy stud role in some of these
films.  The Bogas Brothers are B.O., IMHO.  They're just like Max, Ed
Powers and Randy West--stay BEHIND the camera, guys.

Anyway, the film opens up with a nice chocolate fantasy, who I assume
is Alexis.  There are some excellent up from below shots (where the
camera is on the floor, shooting up at the underside of the lady's
chest, so we see how her tits set -- Swedish Erotica series was
awesome with this), and we see some prominent nipples.  She rubs
herself down with oil, and then commences to squirting.  Usual
volumes-- no Trinity Loren here.  Then one of the Bogas brothers comes
in (the balding gray-haired one, not the chubby dark-haired dude), and
she blows him. Actually, they had some good shots of this.  I'm a big
fan of the "Borskyvision" walleye-camera view of blowjobs and
penetrations, and they have a good bit of camerawork here.

He fucks her, she squirts milk, and he shoots all over her face, which
from her grimace she does NOT like.

The next scene is with one of my faves, Renee Summers.  But I swear,
she underwent something like three appearance changes from her Ready
to Drop days.  First she was dark tanned and brunette.  Then she is
brunette but lighter skinned.  Now she has this freckled complexion
and dirty blond hair.  Well, shit, she still looks good--I just wish
she'd make up her mind.

Here is where we see a true porn veteran demonstrating her talents.
She masturbates and squirts some awesome geysers while fucking you
through the camera.  Lots of dirty talk and body rubbing as she
squirts and gets herself (and you) off.  She then grabs a breast pump,
but isn't able to get anything out.  Must have been the way she
positioned it in the cup, because although she got some draw from her
nip, she didn't even get any into the bottle.  This scene lasted
longer than it should have, and I saw some missed editing
opportunities here.

Next scene was Renee again, and this time with a fit Marine-type guy
with the appropriate hairstyle.  She blows him and squirts milk on his
cock, and he then brings out that damn vacuum pump contraption from
Lactamania 4--two plastic goblets hooked up to a manual vacuum pump.
He affixes these things over her tits, and proceeds to pump them.  She
looks visibly in pain, and you can see her tits being pulled into
these cups with the vacuum. Not getting any milk from this (and if you
knew anything about lactation, Loretta, you'd realize that these
things DON'T WORK!), he fucks her and cums a nice load all over her
face.  She takes it like a pro, which is what she is.

Next scene is with (I think) Mystika.  Mystika is a complete
newcummer, and Loretta is asking her questions about milking.  She's
had two kids, she's never done movies before, she has nursed before,
yadda yadda, blah blah.  She says she's a bit nervous, but she calms
down and undoes her nursing bra to reveal two hangers, with dark
areolae.  She gets some good milk flow here, but it's dribbling and
not squirting.  Enter Bogas brother from scene 1, and he goes about
affixing some smaller manual pump device to a nipple--which we get
good extension shots of--and gets about a tablespoon of milk out of it
(YAWN).

One note here for you Mike South-ites: Mystika is a large woman.  Big
belly, stretch marks, and meaty thighs.  She is quite chubby, and even
though I am a fan of Candye Kane and her like, I wasn't attracted to
this girl.  Suffice it to say, Bogas Bro. fucks her doggy style, then
turns her around for a mish.  He ends it by standing over her face and
jerking off on her tits, sort of bass-ackwards.  IMHO, I don't think
he could have straddled her for a normal titty fuck since she's so
big.  Measly cumshot, and we exit, stage left.

Well, I got this one as a rent three, get one free special, so I
figured I'd check it out.  I resigned myself never again to purchase
Loretta's films as I have done in the past, and it's a good thing I
waited on this one.  I'm sticking with H&S sales' fare, as it's better
quality for your buck.

We'll see what Lactation 6 has in store (and I'm sure there will be a
#6).  For now, pass on it unless you really really want to see Renee
Summers.

And someone please pass the cookies...

-- Tracer Bullet, P.I., #1 Misanthrope
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Talent does what it can, 
genius does what it must,
I do what I get PAID to do.

No guts, no glory.  No brain, same story.