Kinky Confessions

From: Joey Markham 
Subject: REVIEW: "Kinky Confessions"
Date: Sun, 18 Jan 98 06:19:27 

* From the look of the box cover, you would think this was an actual video.
Alas, it's not.  Three of the four scenes were taken from other tapes and just
thrown in like a compilation.


KINKY CONFESSIONS
Leisure Time Entertainment, 1996.

no director credited
running time: 59 mins.

starring Rocki Roads and featuring Nikki Sinn, Sharon Kane, and Christina
West, with Jon Dough, Nick East, Marc Wallice, Joey Silvera; Sean Rider (non-
sex).

scenes:
- Rocki Roads, Nick East
+ Nikki Sinn, Jon Dough
+ Sharon Kane, Marc Wallice
+ Christina West (anal), Joey Silvera

+ these scenes were taken from other videos

rating: 2 / 10
or Imperial rating: 1.00 / 4.00 ["Anything below 2 rent at your own risk, 'cos
it sucks"]

This movie, or compilation rather, opens up on a blonde lady who sort of looks
like Tyffany Million from far away but definitely does not when they do close-
ups.  She appears as some kind of news anchorwoman-type and makes the
following, long statement:

"The video you're about to watch presents fictional accounts of sexual
relationships.  At Leisure Time, we believe that sex is an important aspect of
adult relationships.  Our videos present a pictoral record of some of the many
different forms that sexual behavior and fantasy can take.  We've designed
these videos to inform, educate, and provide a safe means for pleasureable,
sexual expression.

The desire for pleasure and sex is one of the things that make us uniquely
human.  Unlike most animals, we're driven as much by the need to experience
pleasure as by the need to procreate.  Our videos are meant to enhance
pleasure while exposing you to information on normal sexual variations.

These videos, and our other products, can offer safe and enjoyable
alternatives to risky sexual practices.  For example, our marital aid allow
you the enhanced experience of sexual penetration without the risk of
transmition of disease.

This brings us to the topic of masturbation.  Masturbation, when you're alone,
or mutual masturbation with your partner, can be fulfilling yet safe ways to
use our videos and marital aid.  Masturbation is also widely recognized as a
natural and normal practice by virtually all scientific authorities in the
field of human sexuality.  In fact, with the single exception of sexual
fantasy, masturbation may be the most frequent form of sexual outlet for the
majority of Americans.  Masturbation has also been documented as a useful
practice in the treatment of sexual dysfunctions.  However, whether or not you
decide to engage in this practice is a matter for individual decision.

Before the video begins, we'd like to bring your attention to a few other
points.  First, the fictional relationships depicted here do not always show
safe sex.  Many of the scenes were filmed before the AIDS crisis.  However, we
strongly advise you to practice safe sex at all times.  An important aspect of
safer sex is the routine use of condoms as recommended by the American Medical
Association.  Ultimately however, it's up to the individual to make informed
and responsible decisions.

Finally, we'd like to point out that the actors involved in our films do not
always exhibit the communication, sensitivity, or intimacy that are essential
for sustaining real-life interpersonal relationships.  Remember, *these* are
fictional accounts.

So enjoy this entertaining video.  Our goal at Leisure Time is to provide you
with the knowledge and resources to allow you and your partner to enhance your
sexual pleasure through safe exploration, experimentation, and fantasy."

Hmmmm.  First of all, I don't know how many people will sit through this
speech instead of using the ol' trusty fast-forward button on the remote
control.  Leisure Time is widely known (at least, starting in the early 90's)
for releasing all of those tapes with "-O-Rama" attached to the end of some
catchy adjective or a cast of 'freaky unnaturals' who are all wearing
prosthetics anyways (quadruple H tits, twenty inch long cocks, ten inch long
tongues, etc etc) - and their goal is provide viewers with enhancement to
their sexual pleasures?  Ok, we gotta hand it to them for something.  Those
prosthetics ARE safe and won't transmit diseases whatsoever, so if it's safe
sex you want to see.. {{go pick up your copy of "Freaks Of Nature" (tm)
today!}}  Yeah.

Isn't Leisure Time also known for sending some of their contract starlets to
the 'titty farm'?  I don't want to combine two different thoughts like I'm
preaching some cold hard facts, but I hope they're not (subliminally?)
implying that safe sex (female) participants are these surgically enhanced
love dolls with ridiculous looking breasts; meaning that even though they may
look extremely trashy (debatable observation based on personal opinion, of
course) they've got enough common sense to cavort with condoms?  The announcer
says that most of the following scenes were filmed before the AIDS crisis.
Ok, the Rocki Roads scene is very recent but the other three were taken from
videos made just a few years ago (as you'll notice with the Sharon Kane one,
her hair is very short - she had it cut like this around 1991/92)!  I didn't
realize the deadly disease caused some major stirs starting only 5 years ago
or so (or am *I* the one who's off-base here?)!  

We open on Rocki and Nick.  He's sleeping and she eventually turns on the tv.
When she notices a porno playing, she says how much the action on screen turns
her on (she says Kia's in the film she's watching but we never see her tv
screen).  Um... are these the 'kinky confessions' as the title implies?
Pretty bogus.  The next scene opens with a bit of dialog between Nikki and
Sean in a bar, then she goes to washroom and has sex with Jon.  I saw this
segment originally appear in a flick called "Heatwaves".  The other two scenes
I have no idea which videos they come from.

SCENES:

- Rocki, Nick.  Bed.  Roads sucks on then uses a toy in her pussy, she wakes
up Nick by giving him head, 69 (he occasionally sticks his tongue in her ass),
reverse cowgirl (then she eventually places her hands forward and rocks up and
down on his cock), nipple sucking before missionary, doggy, cumshot on her
butt.  [WARM]

Rocki is a very stacked (=very fake) brunette with shoulder length hair.  She
has a pretty face and a nice body apart from the boobjob.  She gives a pretty
sensual blowjob and likes to dirty talk, but this whole scene is marred by the
speed of the tape which is somewhat altered (and could make you dizzy: only
once during their RC does it go back to normal - but briefly).  A man's voice
is heard twice in the background as well.  This would have been semi-hot if
the speed wasn't tampered with.  When it's over, she tells Nick that their sex
was better than what she was watching on tv.  Anyone who's getting down and
dirty while watching THIS scene will say the same thing!

+ Nikki, Jon.  Washroom (on a counter near a sink).  Missionary, doggy, then
he cums in the crack of her ass.  [SEMI-HOT]
 
Miss Sinn (who has implants with a tattoo on her left breast and a completely
bald pussy) I find has a frisky way about her like Patricia Kennedy does.

+ Sharon, Marc.  Bed.  Pussy licking (she has very little pubes), nipple
sucking, missionary, spoon, brief doggy, back to mish.  Cumshot on her
stomach/chest.  [WARM]

The action was more on the semi-hot side, but it was brought down because the
music completely drowned out their voices.

+ Christina, Joey.  Outdoors (on a blanket, on someone's lawn).  Nipple
sucking, blowjob, 69, missionary, cowgirl (Joey's raising himself up at first
with both hands on the ground behind him for support), missionary, mish-anal
(very brief insertion shot), then she strokes him off and gets some on her
chin.  [WARM].

Miss West has long blonde hair, small breasts, and is lean and lanky in the
Sahara Sands/Laura Palmer variety.  This scene has very little heat and
definitely fails in comparison to the raunchy bump 'n grind session she had
with David Hardman in "The Meatman".

= Just knowing that three of the four scenes aren't originals makes this tape
suck.  I really dislike compilation-type tapes unless the footage falls under
the 'never seen before' category.  There's nothing to recommend here at all
and every fan of any of the four women will be sorely disappointed.  When will
this company just come out and confess that their products really DO suck?
Many of us would rather spend our 'leisure time' by watching WORTHY porn.
They could at least try to revive the spirit that they had in the 80's!


Joey Markham
montreal@vircom.com