Adam & Eve's House Party #2: Bachelor Party

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Subject: REVIEW: Adam and Eve's House Party 2--Bachelor Party
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 97 18:57:44
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Review: Adam and Eve's House Party 2--Bachelor Party
Starring: Misty Rain, Sindee Coxx, Jill Kelley, Miss Sharon Mitchell, Suzi
Suzuki, Blake Young (Kobe Tai), Missy, Nena Cherry, Eric Price, Sean
Michaels, Michael J. Cox, Alex Sanders, Nick East, Mickey Ray
Running time: 1:27
Rating: 2.5 out of 5
From: VCA Platinum Plus
Producer: Jane Hamilton
Executive Producer: Emily Adams
Directed by: Veronica Hart

   Nena Cherry (E,Fi,Bj,F,A,DP), Michael J. Cox, Eric Price
   Missy (Bj,Fi,F), Sean Michaels, "Miss" Sharon Mitchell (Bj), Alex Sanders.
   Suzi Suzuki (Bj,F,A), Nick East, Blake Young (Kobe Tai)(Bj,F) Mickey Ray
`  Misty Rain (E,F), Sindee Coxx (E)
   Sindee Coxx (E,Bj,F), Michael J. Cox
   Jill Kelley (E,Bj,F), Eric Price

   This video is basically an hour-and-a-half ad for Adam and Eve products;
a good idea, but I don't think many of these were made and the performances
in this one were only average to good. With this many good names, I'd
actually expect something a little better, but the sex scenes need to be at
least longer.
   We open with the guys sitting around on a cheap living room set, talking
about how surprised they are that Eric Price ("Dave") is the first one of
them to get married. He's getting hitched to Sheila (Jill Kelley).
   After some bullshitting, we see the first Adam & Eve product, about 3
minutes in. There's some product hawking, then some reminiscing about a
"Contributions Lady" who came to the door and got, ahem, donations from
Eric and "Pete" (Michael J. Cox).
1:>>  Eric Price goes down on her while she's lying on the couch, and then
Cox climbs up on the couch to do some mouthfucking. This is a little
exciting, as Nena is a raven brunette with curly hair and big, globular
pumped-up goober smoochers, but mostly only for those reasons. The energy
seems a little low, and the music unnecessary and totally canned, but what
can you do?
   Eric fingers her for a while, while Michael plays with her titties and
sucks on them. Then she gives a double salami suck to both of them before
they go to a doggie with Michael in her pussy and Eric in her mouth.
Michael gets very energetic and there are some spanking sounds, but her
enthusiasm levels are indicated by long silences punctuates with  brief
spurts of noise. Brief.
   Michael then goes up her ass doggie on the couch while Eric waits and
masturbates. Then, a DP with Eric in her ass wearing a condom. It's low
energy, and none of the performers seems very into it, but it's very brief,
so it finishes soon. They come on her face. It's not exciting.
   Back to reality, and the guys head to a club and dance. There, Eric
meets "Flame" ("Miss" Sharon Mitchell) and she calls some friends over,
including "Ginger" (Djin-joh?) (Missy), who teams up with "Lamont" (Sean
Michaels). 
2:>>  The rest of the guys leave, all except for Lamont and "Bernie" (Alex
Sanders). Sharon goes down on Alex, and Missy goes down on Sean. Eventually
the action focuses mostly on Missy and Sean, thank goodness (I'm no fan of
Sharon Mitchell; not my type in SO many ways). Naturally, no one notices as
things heat up and Missy's squeals become louder and louder and Sean whips
two fingers in and out of Missy's wide-open pussy right there on the table.
The laws of Nature are different in a porn video.
   Back to Sharon going down on Alex and Missy taking Sean's  tubestake
down her throat at least halfway. Missy and Sean, still pretty much
clothed, do a little reverse cowgirl on a seat in the corner, and Missy
pulls out a tiny white vibrator to help. Then some standing doggie on the
table for the two of them and Sharon finally manages to get Alex to spurt
for her and Sean and Missy do a brief missionary before he pulls out and
lets loose a watery discharge on her pussy.
   Considering the talent involved, this scene only qualifies as "bland."
   The high point for me is the next scene. We open up on "Horro" (Suzi
Suzuki) and "Guo Bie" (Bake Young [Kobe Tai]) in some rather fetching robes
in a massage parlor... stage, that is.  (*Note: As Suzi is full-Japanese
and Kobe is half-Japanese/half-Chinese[Taiwanese], is seems likely that
"Horro" is maybe a Japanesed play on words / transliteration of "whore," or
maybe even "Hello." and "Guo Bie" may be a Chinesed "Girl B". Just a
guess.) Eric and Steve have brought their friends "Kyle" (Nick East) and
"Josh" (Mickey Ray) for a special treatment massage and a "South Sea
Facial".
3:>>  There's not much to the massage part of this massage; the guys lie on
separate tables and get their pants down right away. Kobe, or Blake, if you
prefer, goes down on Mickey Ray. They both do okay jobs, but I've seen both
of them, later on in their careers, really go to town on a piece of groin
gristle, so this just doesn't measure up. Kobe goes and gets some sort of
hand-cover thing to give Mickey a hand job with briefly as Suzi moves into
a 69 with Nick. His fingertip in her asshole gives us glimpse of Christmas
yet to come, so to speak, and we are not to be disappointed.
   Blake, wearing some sort of black teddy, moves into a 69 after this, and
then gets picked up and lain down so Mickey can eat her and then finger her
vigorously before putting his tool in her shed.
   Suzi uses some product that's supposed to make her pussy tight (since
when is THIS a problem for HER?) before climbing on top of Nick to ride
cowgirl. She's the more vocal one, as usual, but Kobe and Mickey are
showing some signs of passion, too. But the camera is focusing more on Suzi
and Kyle, and when she rips off an orgasm, it's obvious that the editor
isn't above looping sounds over action that's obviously inconsistent with
the on-screen actor's mouths.
   There's some brief missionary and then Nick and Suzi move to some
sidesaddle anal. Her pussy is open and visibly wet as she rubs it and she
hits a second orgasm.The action with Blake and Mickey continues, but it's
only in the background until after Nick pulls out and comes on Suzi's "over
there". For all you sports fans out there, switching back to Kobe and
Mickey breaks up a 100 percent confirmation of an A2M by Suzi. The sound
must be missing or it must not have been very good, 'cause the editor loops
the sound WE JUST HEARD FROM SUZI over the Blake parts. Also, her nipples
look different than they do all the time now, not as hard, so I guess this
must either be pre-boob job or pre-THIS boob job, as I've heard that a boob
job can make your nipples permanently hard..
   It was an okay scene, best one of the tape for me, but both women are
capable of performances that are absolutely incendiary compared to this,
and Kobe seemed positively subdued, so it's not exactly worth lying,
cheating and stealing for. It was worth a rental, though, if you're a fan.
4:>>  Back to the guys sitting around a hotel room. There's some more BSing
and hawking of Adam and Eve products, before "Candy" (Misty Rain) and
"Marcy" (Sindee Coxx) show up. I know some are fans of these women, but
they seem like typical generic porno actresses to me. Misty has rings
through both nipples. They tease the guys, tease each other, disrobe. Cox
goes down on Rain, first doggie, then missionary, and they end up in a 69.
Rain uses her fingers on Coxx and tongues her ass for all of 2 seconds. A
strap-on dildo comes out, and Coxx puts it on.
   Both girls seem playful and happy to be with each other, and Rain goes
down on the pink dildo briefly. Then Coxx fucks her doggie for a minute
before pulling out a small red horsie dildo with a tail. There's some brief
missionary fucking and the scene just basically ends.
   I mean, it wasn't bad, per se. Just waayy too brief and, with a room
full of some of 6 of the studs in movies, an annoying waste.
5:>>  Then Price gives Cox his present: a bathroom fuck with Coxx. She goes
down on him on the bathroom sink, they do a shower together, he goes down
on her, he used the nozzle on her and then she uses it on herself. Then
they do a condomed doggie fuck on the sink ledge, then  a missionary one. A
weak load on her stomach (how uninspiring is THAT?) and the scene finishes.
   This scene actually has a lot more consistent heat than most of the
others, and Michael actually uses his turkey baster to good effect, maybe
even getting Coxx near an orgasm. It's not explosive, but at least the
performers spend about 5 minutes having sex.
6:>>  Then it's right on to the wedding night scene. Price and "Sheila"
(Jill Kelley) come into the connubial bed chambers, in their wedding
clothes. There's a lot of foreplay here, and casual stripping away of
clothes. Some perfectly awful slow music, too. He does his husbandly duties
and goes down on her, and the favor is returned on her part. She climbs up
on top of him and rides for a while, still in wedding dress. Then
sidesaddle, then missionary, before he pulls out to come on her left
breast, carefully avoiding her pushed-down wedding dress.
   This was just an OKAY video. I'm a fan of some of the people, so I
wanted to see it. But it didn't hang the moon by any means. It also had 
Mojo Carter as the bartender and Quest Banton,
Tommy Gunn, Theresa Gunn, Miss Jill, Mickey G, and Tim Cole as the disco
dancers in the club, at least according to the credits. Actual credits!
Imagine that.

-- 
Mr Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix. 
(Note: this joke only works if you know Smithers is gay.)
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