Femme Fatale

Date sent:        Fri, 12 Dec 1997 13:20:54 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham 
Subject:          REVIEW: "Femme Fatale"




FEMME FATALE
Sin City, 1993.

director: F.J. Lincoln
running time: 74 mins.

cast: Tabitha Cash, Debi Diamond, Alex Jordan, Madison, Devon Shire, Francesca
Le, Meo (Chris Collins), Blake Palmer, Tony Martino, Marc Wallice, Zach
Thomas, Rex Morrison.

scenes:
- Alex Jordan, Rex Morrison
- Madison, Tony Martino
- Meo, Zach Thomas (blowjob only)
- Tabitha Cash, Devon Shire, Francesca Le
- Debi Diamond (masturbation)
- Debi Diamond, Blake Palmer
- Tabitha Cash (anal), Marc Wallice

rating: 7 / 10
or Imperial rating: 2.75 / 4.00 ["2.50 to 3.35 are all good to great rentals"]


Tabitha Cash is a young girl from Paris who has been kidnapped by three people
(Debi, Blake, and Tony).  We have no idea where this is taking place but it
looks like Debi's a bar owner (and the reasoning behind the kidnapping is that
Tabitha was about to marry a terrorist and her parents tried to prevent that
from happening so they hired Debi and the gang to steal their daughter so she
wouldn't have to see her husband-to-be anymore - nice parents, huh?)

Anyhow, we find out that while Tony had been keeping an eye on Miss Cash, he
took a break to jerk off and when he closed his eyes to cum, she crawled out
of a window.  The first half of this movie almost seems like a maze. Tabitha's
running around and encountering different people whom she tries to get help
from, but to no avail.

First she bumps into two mimes (Alex and Rex) but being the silent folk that
they are, they can't tell her where to find help.  Aggravated, she leaves them
behind and they suddenly just get it on.  Tony manages to catch up to Miss
Cash in an alleyway but she tries to distract him by unbuttoning her blouse
and eventually plan another escape.  But he gets a little forceful with her
then streetwalker Madison comes walking over towards them just in the nick of
time, breaking it up and giving Tony a few words (Tabitha manages to run off
again.)  Maddy then puts herself in Tab's shoes and lets Tony rough her up
instead.

Now Tabitha runs into lovers Meo and Zach, who are busy necking in a car.  She
can't get help from them either because they are mainly into pleasing
eachother, but Meo says there's a payphone not too far away where she could
place a call to 911.  Tabitha leaves, but not to use the phone!  She just ends
up in some strange room wearing nothing but lingerie where two masked ladies
(Devon and Francesca) approach her and get sensual with her (huh???  Is this
supposed to be a twist in the plot or am I to assume that whoever wrote this
one just graduated from high school?)

Back at the bar, Debi's masturbating on a bartop with a toy.  Along comes Tony
to check if the foreign fox has returned (and spy on his boss for a bit.)  But
Tabitha's hiding out in some parking lot when she's approached by some guy
(Marc) who works in the security business and tells her that he just can't
leave her there by herself so he offers her dinner at a restaurant then takes
her back to his place (for dessert).  Beforehand however, Blake presents Debi
with a note from Tab's parents, informing them that they don't have to keep an
eye on their daughter anymore because the terrorist whom Tab was going to
marry blew himself up somehow (Debi and her two thugs don't have to watch
Tabitha anymore but how come her parents aren't asking them to return her?)
"Well, I hope she doesn't fall to pieces over it," chuckles Blake.  "Bad
joke," Debi mutters.  "Sorry," he says.  "Don't be sorry.  Come over here and
cheer me up," she tells him.  He says, "So you want me to spoil you, huh?"  "I
want you to fuck me" (Debi was always the no-holds barred type of gal.)  After
the final scene where Marc comforts Tabitha at his place, the movie just ends.

SCENES:

Alex, Rex.  They're in a dark room (that's well lit up for our viewing
pleasure) sitting on stools with a set of stained-glass windows set up in the
background.  Both dressed in clean white shirts and black pants (for him) /
black leotards (for her), Alex and Rex don't exactly look the part of mimes to
a T, but they act it well enough (they only have on a bit of make-up, though
not a white foundation base.)  Once Rex lifts her shirt off, he lightly
squeezes her breasts over her bra.  Dutch treat Deidre Holland may have been
fawned over for her beautiful once-natural breasts, but the late Alex Jordan
should have been put way up there as well.  She had such a beautiful natural
body with an overall Jennifer Stewart-type wholesome appeal, it is truly a
shame she is no longer with us.  Her beauty was simple (and I don't mean
plain; more like unsculpted and untouched by plastic surgeons - the kind of
look that states she was a genuinely friendly and down to earth woman, not the
glamourized, "Look at me, I'm so gorgeous" snobby type with a one-track mind.)
As for her performances, she could throw in a sweltering scene as she did
sensual (which is the case here.)  Rex, whom I don't find fits the bill of
'porn stud' - looking more like 'the nice guy nextdoor', starts off gently
with Miss Jordan by licking her chest to her neck.  Once she gets a taste of
him (after their clothes come off) she works his slowly erecting uncircumsized
penis in her mouth with some good deep throat action.  He gives her a nice
oral session as well, having her bite her own finger with intensity instead of
yelping out any "Oh yeah"s (then again, she IS playing a mime.)  As Alex
raises her knees on a stool and assumes the doggy position, her ass looks so
fine sticking out and waiting for her pussy to get poked (perfect skin; not a
blemish, not even a mole.)  Their doggy's nice and their missionary is even
better.  She clasps her hands behind his head as he plows into her and besides
their gasping, we also hear their stools shaking and the light slapping sounds
of skin on skin.  They end it with a cumshot on her belly, which Alex smears
and scoops up a bit for a taste.

Madison, Tony.  In an alleyway (obvious set).  She's not wearing much in this
scene, just a pair of knee high stilettos, but perky little hooker Madison
looks the part with her set of pumped up titties and acts it with her dirty
talkin' attitude.  I've not seen any streetwalkers that caught my eye in real
life, but in this case I'd pick Madison up and take her home with me anyday.
She's the kind of gal who seemingly loves having fun and would probably make a
great hang-out buddy.  She squeals and squirms her way during oral, telling
Tony to give her that tongue and make her all nice 'n wet but unfortunately
when Martino lays down on a thin mattress (looks like they both trespassed on
a bum's property!) the following blowjob sequence isn't well shot.  Madison
sure is an eager cocksucker but poor lighting doesn't give us all that much
eye candy to feast on (well, they ARE in a sleazy alleyway, so I guess the
moodiness with the poor lighting sort of plays off well: plus there's a
longshot sequence with a slow zoom-in that makes it appear like we are in the
distance spying on them and slowly going closer to get a better look.)  Their
reverse-cowgirl is hot.  "Give me that... DICK!" Madison squeals as she
bounces up and down energetically.  What a trooper she is, dirty talking him
and riding that cock in style.  Their doggy poke is ok, though not well
captured, and Tony ends up cumming on her butt which oozes down the crack of
her ass (with some filling in her puckered up butthole) and down to her pussy.

Meo, Zach.  In a car.  The two of them are kissing passionately and then the
only thing that happens is she gives him head.  Meo, also known as Chris
Collins, sports shoulder length wavy blonde hair but in more recent times has
chopped most of it off and dyed it black (or, which IS her natural hair
color?)  She is quite an enthusiastic head-giver, using her hand to stroke him
off for extra mouth-feeding action.  It's quite a shame she doesn't take off
her clothes and do the nasty with Zach (or would you rather I call him Mr.
Sunset Thomas?).  We don't get to see Meo's chest, but she does have a set of
medium breasts that are fake.  She has a look that is semi-butch (like Shelby
Stevens, in my opinion) but she's 100% feminine and proves she's a hardcore
dolly when it comes to sucking dick.  She ends up stroking Zach to a cum,
catching some on her tongue and twirling it around the head of his cock.

Tabitha, Devon, Francesca.  I have absolutely no idea where they are - I'll
just call it a 'fantasy room'.  Devon and Francesca are wearing fancy masks
and looking like they just came back from a costume party (but they are very
scantily clad, so that would have been SOME party!)  Tabitha's also wearing
very little, but looking as stunning as ever.  This is the early Tabitha Cash
when she had smaller breasts with a tattoo on her right one (and they are a
very firm implanted set?) and a full set of eyebrows.  As of late, she had her
boobs pumped up some more and plucked out her beautiful, thick brows for inked
replacements that look just horrible in my opinion!  What did she do to
herself??  Here she's also wearing a wig similar to the kind that both Melanie
Moore and Patricia Kennedy wore in some of their videos (the kind that has a
bandana attached to the front part) but she usually has shoulder length wavy
dark hair.  The two masked madams do nothing more than service Miss Cash
(well, really just Fran.  Devon only sucks on her tits and uses a dildo in
herself: speaking of which, is it just me or does her dildo have a condom
rolled over it??)  Miss Shire does remove Miss Le's mask before she laps away
at Cash's cunt then a corkscrew-type dildo is introduced.  Tabitha ends up
reaching orgasm.  This is a very sensual scene at most, though Devon and
Francesca (both of whom have very lovely natural bodies - Devon remaining so
but Fran now sporting two bags of silicone) aren't used at all for anyone's
liking.  At least we got a brief close-up of Fran's ass while she was rubbing
her clit.

Debi.  In the bar.  She's resting on the bartop with her panties parted to the
side as she uses a vibrator in herself.  Her body doesn't look that bad as her
corset's kept rolled around her waist but this is a more tame side of Miss
Diamond that fans aren't used to seeing (and that fans normally don't really
care to see; the name Debi Diamond is always synonymous with raunchy sex
acts.)  Tony Martino comes walking along and spies on her for a bit, reaching
into his jacket and playing with himself (which they don't focus on.)  Nothing
much happens.  Debi spots him and asks if he's found Tabitha.  He didn't, so
she sends him back out again.

Debi, Blake.  In the bar.  Debi's boobs don't look too flabby and Blake seems
to take them into his mouth like decadent fruits.  In his horny state, Blake
starts to pull her clothes off but Debi muffles, "Damnit!" (maybe he ripped
something) then he apologizes (this bit happening in total spontaneity.)  All
is definitely forgiven because she hops up onto the bar and lets him go down
on her as her panties are parted to the side.  "Good for something, aren't
you?" she tells him, enjoying his tongue lapping up and down her holes.  Now
for something completely different, albeit extremely brief, Blake stuffs a bit
of the material of her panties inside her pussy.  He gives her ass a little
rimming then she goes to her knees and rolls his pants down to give him head
(Blake's dressed like a thug but his hat and jacket eventually come off.)
Debi sucks and spits and slobbers all over his wedge-dick and at one point
seems to gag on it.  Never the gal to miss out on the chance to get fucked,
Miss Diamond lays out on her back across two stools to get mished (looks a
little uncomfortable for her back but we all know the depraved Debi - usually
contorting herself in the heat of things.)  She eventually pushes one stool
away and starts off by holding onto the edge of the bar then later putting
both hands down on the ground for support and laying her head back (I guess
she doesn't mind the bloodrush.)  Another completely different thing occurs,
Blake spits on her belly button and rubs it in with his finger (is that
supposed to be arousing?  Looks very squeamish to me!)  A doggy follows, then
Blake gives her a facial.  As usual, Debi takes a few loads in her mouth and
smears the rest all over her face and in her hair and rubs her face against
his genitals in her lewd manner.

Tabitha, Marc.  On a couch.  These two are very passionate.  Marc kisses and
caresses her softly as she closes her eyes and reaches a mini-brink of
ecstacy.  Tabitha looks so incredibly pretty here (alas, that was then..) -
like a model ready to take a stroll down a catwalk.  The wig she's wearing
makes her look even more exotic for some reason.  Perhaps because the bandana
pulls everything back - her face just looks so innocent, so devine, and the
curvy, fake lashes she's also wearing gives her a daintier appeal (hmmm.. I'm
finding she looks better and better as I point out more and more artificial
items she's donning..!)  Her body's also a sight for sore eyes.  She's quite
stylish-looking with her bra and garters/nylons.  After Marc glides his tongue
up and down her pussy, she returns the favour with a nice blowjob - she
lightly moans in bliss as she works her hungry mouth on his banana-shaped
dick.  They get into a doggy poke and Miss Cash has a look on her face that
suggests she might be in a little bit of pain.  We fade in on the spoon
position with Marc already pumping her ass with a condom-clad pecker.  She's
smiling a bit, seeming to enjoy this better, and moments later he pulls out
and takes the condom off.  He strokes himself and eventually sprays his load
all over her pussy.

The superb Tabitha Cash with her cute French accent is more of a femme
'sensuelle' than a femme fatale.  Debi's the commanding performer here with
Madison trailing not too far behind, and Alex's bout has its perks as well.
Meo was wasted in a blowjob only sequence (however still worth the look for
all oral enthusiasts) but the lovely Devon and Francesca were put to complete
waste.  Raincoaters in search of high energy sex will want to look elsewhere
because this one's geared more towards couples.  Forget the bogus storyline
and keep your eyes on the sex that has a definite touch of spunk mixed in with
some arousing heights of eroticism.


Joey Markham
montreal@vircom.com