The Dnager Zone

From: Joey Markham 
Subject: REVIEW: "The Danger Zone"
Date: 27 Aug 1997 11:55:16 -0400
Organization: Pagesz.net

THE DANGER ZONE
director: Milton Ingley.   Soho Video, 1991.
running time: 74 mins.

cast: Leanna Foxx, Trixy Tyler, Alice Springs, Sandra Scream,
 Sabrina Dawn, Misty Regan, Erica Boyer, Alexandria Quinn,
 Sean Michaels, Buster Cockburn (Woody Long).

sex scenes:
- Sabrina Dawn, Misty Regan
- Sandra Scream, Woody Long
- Erica Boyer, Alexandria Quinn
- Alice Springs, Sean Michaels
- Leanna Foxx, Trixy Tyler


rating: 5 out of 10 stars 
        (or Imperial rating: 2.00 / 4.00)


This movie opens up with some of the scariest music I've ever
heard in a porno movie.  It's done by piano and maybe some bass
(providing some deep tones) accompanied by a woman singing.
Occasionally, her voice is digitally altered to go high or really
low (sort of a shrilly low, like she's spinning around quickly -
or it just goes so low she sounds like a man).  This is not the 
kind of music I'd want to listen to if I woke up at three in the
morning and turned on the radio.  You'll be wondering if you've 
entered the Danger Zone or the Twilight Zone!  A group called 
Sounds Of Fury composed it.  Maybe they should change their name
to Sounds Of Terror!

SYNOPSIS: This rather poor offering is like early Vivid Video meets
Rosebud.  Early as in when Vivid had a loop girl in between scenes,
sort of tying them together with some kind of theme.  Rosebud for 
the quality, that makes the video seem fresh and recent (and not 
six years old!). Trixy Tyler is with her 'virgin' friend Leanna 
Foxx and she talks about her sexual danger zones and what makes her
hot.  Everything from sensitive nipples to sensitive clits, Trixy 
covers many bases of sexual arousal by telling Leanna about her 
friends and what she knows gets them off.  What's sort of hard to 
swallow is Leanna Foxx as a virgin.  I think she's pretty, but when
you think of a virgin you think of someone wholesome.  Miss Foxx
doesn't look wholesome because she's sporting a set of massive 
implants (plus a small tattoo on her left wrist). She does act shy
and curious, but those two enormous tamales stuck to her chest make
her look as experienced as a hooker who knows which street corners 
attract the most johns.

For a movie that isn't an all-girl production, three of the five
scenes ARE g/g!!  Talk about overkill!  The first with Sabrina Dawn
and Misty Regan takes place outdoors.  Sabrina, here blonde, is 
very plain looking to me and red-headed Misty has a fiery look in
her eyes that makes her one of the older starlets out there who 
still appears to have a youthful glow about her presence.  She does
have big fake boobs, but a nice enough body apart from that. When 
Misty writhes in orgasm, her eyes widen and it looks intense, but
she doesn't come close to Anna Malle's eye rolling jamboree during 
one of her climactic moments.  Miss Regan does have a chance to 
slide her tongue in the crack of Dawn, also making Sabrina writhe.

The second lez scene has Erica Boyer and Alexandria Quinn making out
on some seat in a living room.  Quinn has long, bushy brown hair and
her natural breasts so I guess this was one of her underaged flicks.
Erica also has natural breasts (did she get implants years later?) 
and is very much into the scene.  She hungrily eats out Quinn and 
near the end of it they get into a brief but hot scissor position.
Speaking of Boyer, at first glance I am always reminded of Barbara
Dare for some strange reason.  You know how some people confuse 
mainstream's Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino?  Well, I can certainly 
tell Boyer and Dare apart.. but whenever I see one, I am always 
reminded of the other.  As for this g/g segment, it seems like a 
nice hot scene.. but you'll be disappointed to discover that their
voices are overdubbed with those of Leanna and Trixy the whole way
through!!  Sigh!!

Speaking of Leanna and Trixy, their mandatory lez scene is played 
out in the end after all the storytelling (well, they had been 
getting comfy with eachother during the movie so it was inevitable -
which it would've been anyways even if they weren't being friendly
beforehand). Miss Tyler is pre-boobjob here but doesn't look her 
prettiest.  You can certainly tell, though, that she has a hard-
charged attitude just lurking beneath the surface.  Leanna seems to
have a bubby personality and is very soft spoken but this whole 
virgin thing is a bust.  She fingers and dildos Trixy like she's
done it many times before.  Leanna does all the work, however.
Trixy just positions herself and receives.  The movie ends abruptly
when the doorbell rings (unexpected visitor to the set?).

The two b/g scenes pack a bit of heat, but barely pull this video
out of the slump.  Alice is really made-up in her scene with Sean
and looks quite slutty.  She also has tiny moles on the left side
of her face near her nose that I've never noticed before (either 
they were drawn there or she covers them up with foundation in all
her other videos).  When he eats her out, Alice eventually reaches
orgasm that has her squirming intensely.  She flickers her tongue 
on his nipples then gives him head (Sean's long schlong seems to 
glide in and out of her mouth quite easily like a melting chocolate
bar) and they get into cowgirl and doggy positions with a popshot 
on her left asscheek.  Alice has seen better hair days but she's 
into the sex.

Sandra's scene with Woody (who was billed here as Buster Cockburn??
Glad he changed the name) is very nice.  Sandra's a big girl with a
mane of blonde hair and a very pretty, very fresh looking face.  Her
boobjob is quite hefty but they move around real good, surprisingly.
Only when she's on her back can you see how misshapen they look (for
those skeptical at first who think, "Are those real?")  She's a good
sport, slightly demanding at times and letting Woody ream her ass 
with his tongue and even fingering it occasionally.  He eats her out
then sticks his long dick between her gazongas.  She loves giving 
him head, they do a doggy (he spanks her bubble butt twice), then 
they mish it up on a couch and on the floor before he pops his woody
all over her boobs mostly (she laughs and says it's hot).  Even 
though Sandra performed with Woody in all her b/g scenes (with the
exception of the blowjob she gave Tom Byron in "Juicy Sex Scandals"),
she is quite the starlet who has a certain flair in her scenes.

CONCLUSION: This movie is barely passable.  The quality's close to
excellent but the action just doesn't match up. The hottest g/g of 
the three is overdubbed with other performers' voices, but both
Sandra and Alice put in viewable performances.  Director Milton 
Ingley doesn't really crank out great productions, usually entering
a danger zone of his own every time he steps up at bat as director,
and could have done so much better (like cutting down to one g/g 
scene for starters - if have any at all!). Rent at your own risk!


Joey Markham
montreal@vircom.com