Creme De La Face #23: 8 Pretty Girls And A Dyke

From: voyager7@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Mini Review: Creme de la Face #23  "8 Pretty Girls & A Dyke"
Date: Fri, 30 Jan 98 23:54:40
Organization: Netcom

                           ...Creme de la Face #23...  
                            ...8 Pretty Girls & A Dyke...

Or Rodney Moore's Gals.... A Slight Return
                                :)

Da Girls: Sorry I wasn't taking notes, my hands were busy with another
"pencil".  I will say that the girls in this video are very fresh,
very cute, and alluring. I fell in love a few times watching this. To
those who have been giving our  cumm-meister a hard time about his
wimmenz, I think you had better view this video, then issue your much
needed apologies.   Also, I could be wrong, but this is a "silly-cone
free" video.

Release Date: November 1997, bran-spankin new, the girls on the
boxcover were still "warm to the touch".

Directed, etc, etc, by Rodney Moore, distributed by the Odyssey Group.

Rating: 4.0 out of 4.0  There are some choice, choice scenes here!

Plot:   Hmmmm, something about creme, I think.  I'll have to watch it
a few more times, so I can absorb the plot.   :)

Summary:  This series and all of Rodney's series IMHO, just get better
and better.  In the past I have not really paid much attention to the
"looks" of a majority of Rodney's wimmenz. In #23, I would rate none
of the wimmenz less than a 7+ on the much over-rated "looks scale",
and on the scale which counts, performance, none were less than an 8+.

The last scene is especially well done. One of Rodney's girls brings a
dyke to perform for Rodney. The scene is prefaced with a disclaimer by
Rodney that he was creating satire with the scene. The banter between
the dyke and Rodney is hilarious, as Rodney tries to turn the dyke
"back towards men". The dyke is equal to and at times surpasses
Rodney's quips, with her own. I laughed pretty good at the scene. I am
going to recommend it to a few of my lesbian friends, I know they will
get quite a "kick out of it", cause they've all told me, they've been
up against that sort of sh** before....  :)

..... I'll do my best to briefly review the scenes, remember I wasn't
taking notes, and you know what a "brain on porn" is like.   :)

Scene #1
Very cute blonde Kelly Cage  is thirsty, Rodney, the great host he is,
pours her a small glass of water. She wants more. What's a poor boy to
do, but cumm in the small glass. She drinks it slowly, asking Rodney
if its some "new kind of protein drink".  Short, but very sweet scene.

Scene #2
Rodney has advertised in the newspaper for girls to be filmed giving
him blow jobs. Of course this gets great response for him. A very
cummly, xxxxtremely cute black girl comes a knockin' on his apartment
door, and she gets down to business in a hurry. After she chokes his
chicken for a while, Rodney shuffles her off to the bathroom, cause
another girl, a well built blonde, appears at the door for her
"appointment". She is a bit shy, asks if they are alone, Rodney
"assures" her they are, and she goes down on him. 

Rodney now goes back and forth between his living room and the
bathroom "servicing" both women. The blonde is so "concerned" about
whether Rodney is feeling well, cause after she sucks him for a minute
or two, he has to excuse himself to go off to the bathroom....  :)

Well, after a bit of this, the black girl joins the blonde and they
tag team on Rodney. Sucking, pussy fucking, and ass fucking of the
blonde ensues. I wanted to see the black girl get her back door
filled, she was very sweet, but no, not in this scene. Ends with a
nice cumm shot on the black girls' luscious face, and the blonde very
lovingly and gingerly licks it off.  Premo!

Scene #3
A cute young blonde appears at the door, again answering Rodney's
newspaper ad. (I wonder if an ad like that would work for me?)  Rodney
tells her that he's already cumm today, so she will have to do two
other guys. She starts in on two young guys, nice suck technique, and
gets her ass reamed in the process while sucking at the same time.
Some how when its time for the money shot, Rodney gets to blast away
as well. (I guess that's the perk of being a director!) She takes a 3
shot facial. Her cute face is covered and dripping, but she has a wide
smile on her face to end the scene.

Scene #4
A pretty black girl with a thick New Yorrrrrrrrkkkk accent is trying
to make a phone call on the street but has no change. Rodney happens
along and tells her she can use the phone in her apartment in trade
for a blow job. The girl agrees with a big smile, and  they get into
Rodney's car. He has a hard time finding his car keys, somehow they
got under the black girls short dress...hmmmm

Short jack off scene onto her face. The contrast of Rodney's creme on
the girls dark skin, slowly rolling off her skin, is breath taking.
And Rodney, the girl had quite a clit hood with a budding spark plug
underneath, I hope we get to see "more" of her!

Scene #5
Rodney is in the back seat of his car, parked in what looks like an
office or mall parking lot. A short haired brunette walks by in a
black short dress carrying a water bottle. Rodney calls out to her
that he is thirsty, she offers him a drink from the water bottle, but
clumsy Rodney spills on his shorts, and he takes off his wet shorts,
exposing his cock, the girl reaches in to dry him off, she gets
"persuaded" to join him in the back seat, and she is nice enuff to
give him a blowjob in the parking lot.   nice, huh?

After a bit of semi-public sex, he comes in her mouth, she
non-chalantly gets up and out of the car and walks off. Rodney notes
she's left her water bottle in his car, and gets out and takes it too
her as she is walking off. She smiles at his gratitude, and then lets
the cumm she's been savoring in her mouth drool out onto her black
dress, creating quite a stain, there in the parking lot. I wonder how
many people were looking out of the office windows?   :)

Scene #6
A very cute girl next door type answers Rodney's ad for "pussy
licking". Rodney and her seemed to hit it off quite well, and for
those of you interested in "girl friend type sex", this is an
xxxcellent portrayal. I liked how eager she was to do whatever Rodney
asked, and then more. I was hoping for an open eyed cumm shot scene,
but she was wise to keep her eyes closed.... nudge, nudge, wink,
wink...

Scene #7
This scene was prefaced with Rodney's disclaimer that the following
scene was Satire, and not meant to be derogatory against dykes, or
lesbians. As a matter of fact, Rodney says in the disclaimer if he was
ever a woman, he would be a be a lesbian..... I have the same feelings
here!    :)

First off, a very exuberant short black haired girl, dressed in a
distantly fetish type black teddy, with black boots up close to her
knees with a few silver buckles here and there (ok, I'm hers!!!) is
sitting on a sofa telling Rodney about the girl she met that day, who
she's invited over. Rodney is elated that he's gonna get two girls,
but black boots tells Rodney, no-no, this girl is a dyke, she only
does girls. Rodney starts to pitch a fit about what he's to do, when
the two girls are going "postal" on each other. Black boots consoles
Rodney with a very nice blowjob, telling him she will get him off
prior to the dyke coming over. 

Well the blowjob leads to more. Black boots now has ditched her teddy
of sorts and is showing off her natural luscious 36C/D breasts,
bouncing to and fro now from Rodney's wet fucking of her pussy. 

The door knocks, its the dyke ....

Nekked black boots brings the dyke in. She has very short hair, is
wearing a long fur coat, and eyes Rodney's naked body. She starts to
get upset about seeing Rodney naked, telling him, she hasn't seen one
of "those things" in about 4 years. Black boots does her best to calm
her down, but Rodney goes into his "line" of trying to get the dyke to
suck his cock, etc., etc.....

Black boots gets the dyke naked. She has natural 36C breasts on a
relatively thin frame, very nice body. Black boots starts to suck
Rodney and dyke goes down on black boots pussy. Some good banter
between Rodney getting sucked and the dyke as they pit insults against
each other. 

Dyke gets out her light blue dildo and black boots starts feeding it
to her mouth. This gets Rodney going off about how dykes want a fake
dick but won't take the Real-McCoy.  They tease the dyke into closing
her eyes, and then feeding her the dildo. Well, one can only imagine
what Rodney does with the dyke's  eyes closed, he feeds her his dick.
Now, this girl playing the part probably had an IQ in the Mensa level,
but she played along with Rodney, of course starting to "tolerate it".

   :)

She lets Rodney eat her pussy saying the last time she had a guy down
there was a year ago, and he liked her pussy so much, that she allowed
him to butt-fuck him with her strap-on afterwards.  Rodney smiled
while muff-diving, and between deep licks, said, "it ain't gonna
happen to this guy".... :)

More naughty play, Rodney never does get to fuck the dyke, but black
boots made her cumm pretty good, the two girls were having a pretty
good time, the banter between the dyke and Rodney was near priceless.
Rodney fucks black boots, withdrawals his cock dripping with cumm from
her pussy and cremes her face. Dyke comes over to black boots on her
knees, and gingerly licks off the creme from black boots' face. She
smiles and says, "I am also a vegetarian, so I need to get as much
protein as I can!"        :)    :)    :)

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