Buttwoman 97

From: voyager7@ix.netcom.com
Subject: REVIEW:  Tiffany Mynx Is BUTTWOMAN 97
Date: 21 Sep 1997 04:45:09 -0400
Organization: Netcom

                      Tiffany Mynx Is Buttwoman 97

Da Girls: Tiffany Mynx, Tareen Steele, Rayleen, Tonisha Mills, Coral Sands,
Chloe, Mila, Monique, Hayley, Donna.

Da Guys: who cares

Directed by Patrick Collins, Elegant Angel, May 7, 1997 release date.

Da Plot: Tiffany Mynx shows "studio dickhead" Patrick Collins, that she can
be Buttwoman!

Da Rating: 4.00 out of 4.00...Boners xxxtremely up!  A must see for Tiffany
Mynx fans, and fans of da Butt!

Summary:
Tiffanny Mynx  stole my heart the first time I ever saw her, in
Sodomania #1, exposing her body and luscious feet in one of the most
captivating scenes ever. An "American Beauty", with an exquisite natural
body, featuring wide curious playful eyes, full lips, breasts the
silly-cone girls would die for, an ass "which can dance a Cajun Rhythm,
just like a Willys in 4-wheel drive" (I know the Grateful Dead had Tiff in
mind when they wrote Sugar Magnolia, she's an American Beauty :-) !,,,,I
digress...oh yeah, long legs and the most playfull feet and toes of any
actress, Tiff is more.  Unlike the ever present sillyconed and overly
made-up bimbos out there, Tiff can "connect" with those of us who like it
"long, deep and nasty!"....  Did I make it clear that I "enjoy" Tiff?

Now with that said, Tiff seems to be able to take the crap given to her by
directors and scriptwriters and let the "cream rise to the top". This video
is no exception. I can't wait to see more of Tiff being Buttwoman.

Scene 1:
Tiffany Mynx is in the studio office of Patrick Collins. Creepy looking
hefty guy in his 40's or 50's, looks like he is of the same "family bush"
of say, Tom Byron. aaahhh!   Anyway, Patti wants Tiffany (Tiff from now
on) to find "the next Buttwoman".  She leaves in a huff, cause she wants to
"interview" for the job herself, but it appears as though Patti doesn't
think much of Tiff. Tiff picks up a camcorder and has the "I'll show him
attitude".

Tiff comes in on Tareen Steele, and the ever present, super creepy Tom
Bryon. When will some of these guys give it up? Anyway, Tareen is a morsel
we don't get to see enough of in videos and she has a "redeeming social
value" pervs like Tiff and me appreciate!  Tom is getting spanked by a dom
Tareen, Tiff starts to camcord the action, Tom gets huffy about Tiff
filming and the two girls leave Tom handcuffed by himself (yeahhhh!!!) and
proceed to go over to a sofa and get to know each other.

Tareen is wearing a black leather dom halter type affair and as always
looks quite inviting. The two dive into each other. Highlights.... Tiff
gets her heels off her feet and proceeds to toe-fuck Tareen,,,,we foot
fetish types like this!!! Lots of oil on ass and puss, and both girls have
four fingers buried into each other puss' past their lower knuckles!  The
girls tell Tom he can join them now, he gets out of the handcuffs and joins
in. Highlights... Tom sits on the sofa and Tareen reverse cowgirls him.
Tiff is on the floor, licking Tom's balls and Tarreen's snatch. Now for
Tareen's "redeeming social value". The girl can squirt, and can go for
distance and volume! We are treated to 3 good squirts. Whenever possible,
Tiff makes sure she licks up the love juices off of Tareens thighs, etc. Oh
my!!!   Well all good things must cum to and end, the two girls suck Tom
off, then enjoy a cum-swap. Great opening scene!

Scene 2:
We see Tiff with camcorder in hand walking outdoors in the "woods". She
sneaks up upon 3 girls (Coral Sands, Rayleen, and Tonisha Mills) records
their playing around, ie, showing each other their tits and ass. One girl
complains that she has to pee, the others tell her to squat and pee down
the bank into a nearby pond.  They even give her a "leaf" to clean herself
with.  The girl squats (its either Rayleen or Coral Sands), and Tiff
goes over and tells them how "digusting" it is to pee in the pond, like
thats the community drinking water!, and that she is going to haul their
asses to the authorities. Damn, I knew that Tiff was "pink" put I didn't
know she was "green" as well!  So, the 3 girls offer sex to Tiff, so she
will get off their case. Of course Tiff complies and they go indoors
somewhere and get acquanted.

Sorry, but this is an entire g/g scene. No California-Penal-Colony-Work-
Release-Male-Actor-Wanna-Be-Unemployed-Rock-Muscian-Types here.  Just
scortching g/g action. Highlights... try the beginning where Tiff in lying
on the floor, and the girls are pouring wine on her body and sucking it off
her flesh!  Oh my!  Tiff and Coral Sands seemed to connect much better than
pairings with Rayleen and Tonisha Mills (both overly silly-coned). Tiff and
Coral seemed to enjoy their mutual foot and toe worship and they seemed to
always have their tongues, lips and fingers in each others puss and ass.
Good pairing when Tonisha was fucking Tiff's ass with her silly-coned
nipple. Nice ending when Tiff was pseudo strap-on dildo fucking Coral both
doggy and mish. Tiff got real nasty talkin to her "bitch" during the
action. Very good g/g scene, I liked how they worked the "feet" in the
action every now and then.

Scene 3:
Tiff takes camcorder to beach to see what she can come up with. She happens
to sneak up upon Chloe friggin herself on some rocks, while watching two
"california-penal-colony-, etc." types about 50 yards away. Nice "candid
camera" work by Tiff in capturing Chloe with her "fantasy". Chloe is quite
young, cute and innocent, and I loved how she dug her fingers in her honey
pot and lapped at her own juices. Finally she catches on she is being
filmed and Tiff and her meet and decide to have some fun with the two guys
on the beach.

They meet the two guys, but one guy has a "tude" that he's a senator's son
and can't have sex on film, cause of the repercussions...yawn. They leave
the two perplexed girls and after the girls go off hunting for other men,
they happen upon the two guys again, and this time Tiff tells senator's son
(Steve Hatcher) that she won't film his head, just his other "head"! They
pair off.

No one gives better head than Tiff. We are treated to classic Tiff
worshipping the cock she is inhaling. Senator's son, has camcorder in hand
and is filming Tiff in all her splendor. By now son has a good boner in his
swimsuit and Tiff goes for it and sucks his cock wanting to bust out of
this swimsuit. Very nice! Tiff gets rid of the fabric and with sonny
standing up against a concrete wall, she sucks his cock with abandon.
Spitting, hand stroking, deep throating, her wide eyes always looking
approvingly into the camera lens, her naughty talk to him about "how bad
his cock is"!  Nice suck scene, with Tiff stroking him off onto her face.
This is very hot!

Meanwhile, Chloe has her hands up against a concrete wall, and the other
guy is doing a standing doggy number on her. Senator's son, swaps and takes
Chloe up the ass, kneeling doggy style. Chloe goes "postal" and really gets
into the ass reaming. She is begging for it harder up her ass, showing us
her wide eyes, and "speaking in tongues" nature as she gets reamed. She
moans, "please cum in my fucking mouth"  A real passionate woman!!! Both
guys plop on her face, satisfying her. Tiff has a field day filming it all,
and giving her "commentary". The guys ask for a ride home from da girls,
but the girls leave the "losers" in their dust as they speed away down the
coastal highway!!!
Great scene!

Scene 4:
Starts off with Mila sucking off some guy in a warehouse, over a toilet out
in the open. Another guy is filming the 'action'. Tiff happens upon them
with her camera. Mila is talking nasty and is wet, drooling deep throating
an average sized cock. The guy filming splits and Tiff goes up and begins
to film the duo, then gets in the action with Mila. While Mila is enuff of
a slut, she had this deep loud voice during the entire affair, like she was
constipated or something. Also, Mila's got a nice clit and this was shown
in zippo detail, a huge, huge waste of talen! Usual nasty guy/g/g action,
Mila takes cock and dildo up her ass.  Guy cums on Mila's face, and Tiff
and Mila cum swap a bit.  Not a bad scene, but worse of the video...

Scene 5:
Two long and lean british girls, Haley and Donna are in Patrick Collins
studio office talking with him about whatever. They introduce themselves to
him, by writing their names on each others "bumms"! Patti asks them what
they "like" and it seems these girls like to be spanked.  The girls "flash"
for him as they talk, he has his cock out, playing with himself, while the
two girls are tasting each other's cunt juices. Patti takes Haley over his
knee, spanks her ass, while fingering her and having the finger juices
cleaned off by one of the two girls. He gets sucked by the two girls in a
nicely choreographed scene of cock and ball dual sucking, ass slapping and
other hijinks. Patti decides he has to run, and leaves the two girls in his
office alone.

Tiff drives up to the office as Patti is riding off on his Harley evidently
to "beat off in peace" or whatever. (A note to directors who want to star
in your own videos, please leave this to masters like say, Rodney Moore and
Seymour or you will be viewed as a loser like Eddie Powers and Randy-dandy
West!) 

Ok, Tiff gets out of her vehicle and walks up to the office in her pretty
in pink short tight dress she's been teasing us in all during the video and
her black platform high heels.... what a dish! She sees the two brits in
Patti's office, inquires where Patti is, decides to wait with her newly
found friends until he comes back. The two girls say they know her as
"Buttwoman", (I lost continuity of plot here, I thought Tiff was trying to
persuade Patti, that she could be Buttwoman,,,oh well ) The girls say
they could never appear on camera, then Tiff calms them down by telling
them of her first "appearance". 

Tiff being Tiff has the two Brits now showing her their "bumms", and Haley
displays and plays with a very nice large pair of pussy lips, you know the
kind that can be "tied into a knot"!!!!  Hello, lets see more of this
girl!!!   Tiff, "persuades" the two girls to be filmed and they all get
friendly. In the meantime, Monique and the only decent guy in the video,
Julian, come to see Patti as well. In a twist, Tom Bryon is playing the
office receptionist, he motions them into Patti's office, then it appears
Tom takes a hit off a crack-pipe, cute???

Monique and Julian introduce themselves to Tiff, Haley and Donna. Monique
is there to "show off" for Patti, what she can do. Tiff asks the two Brits
if they've ever been to a strip club, cause Monique is a stripper. Hello
Monique, you can lapp dance for me anytime!  Down on her knees, Monique
starts to suck a very receptive Julian. The two Brits sorta watch in an
"innocent awe" !

Another "california-penal-colony-type" comes in, sits with the two Brits
and the girls introduce themselves by showing him their previously
penned-on-their-ass-names. They swiftly start sucking the guy and we are in
orgy land.  As one can imagine many varied positions ensue. Tiff had her
match with Monique (it was hard for me to determine who had the best ass
between them, I guess I need "further research") and the two Brits!  Nice
cum swap between Haley and Donna at the end of the scene.

They all leave the office, the camcorder is left on Patti's desk. Patti
returns, and starts to view what is on tape. Tiff remembers she has left
the camcorder and goes back to retrieve it. Patti compliments her about her
work,  and christens her the new Buttwoman. The video ends with the
words.....
                    ..... The End & Just The Beginning.....

                                   ...FIN...