Battle Of Millenia

From: voyager7@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Mini Review: Battle of Millenia
Date: Sat, 06 Dec 97 10:55:53
Organization: Netcom

                                                     Battle of Millenia
Release: Sept. 97
Directed by Ms. Sharon Mitchell, Produced by Luc Wyder

Stars: Katiana Steele, Aja, Allysa Allure, Jacklyn Lick

Themes: Women Chasing Women, Bondage, Candle Play

Summary:  I don't think I've ever used a FF button so much in my life on an
adult video as I did with this flick. The setup premise is fine, girls in
leather and such, chasing each other, the thought of witnessing Katiana
Steele's clit, Aja's beauty, and experiencing Jacklyn Lick for the first
time. But no, I had to endure basically a lame leather-girl-MTV-video, with
some horrendous "metal" muzak. Sorry, but metal and porn don't mix.

Then, there was no sex in video. I don't know what the "line" is between
"sex videos" and "sexless bondage" videos, but this was really lame on the
bondage side, so I don't know why we didn't get to see anything more tongue
and ass kissing, that was even minimal.

This could have been a smokin hot video.....but nooooooooooooo.....
This video will turn me off from viewing any other Sharon Mitchell, Luc
Wylder efforts.  

Rating: 1 out of 4, I would see this only if you like "candle scenes".

Highlights:

Sharon Mitchell introduced the video while squatting on some railroad
tracks. She looks very good! (only dialog in the video)

Jacklyn Lick has about a 10 minute or so candle scene, where she takes a
tapered white candle and waxes her nipps, belly, puss and tongue, yes
tongue!, pretty good. I have been told that various types of candles yield
varying degrees of "hotness" to their dripping wax. I would think that even
the lowest temperature wax would have to "smart" a bit when dripped on the
tongue!

Jacklyn Lick has a nice body, her boob job is not all that horrendous, but
her boobies don't exactly shake, rattle, and roll, ...sigh...when she is
doing all her dancing, and writhing when getting waxed by herself and the
other girls. She has a large tattoo on her left upper thigh. Never did the
cameraman ever focus on this,,,sigh,,, what is her tattoo of?

One problem with the candle scene, the candle was white, so the wax really
did not show up that well against her body, unless she really plastered it
on, like she did on her right tit, and her tongue. The choice of another
color for the candle would have been wise.

Lowlights:
The other 85 percent of the video, in no particular order.....
The music, lame metal crap.
The dancing of the girls, strutting in their leather, lame chase scenes,
real bad "kung fu" fighting scenes, maybe this was suppossed to be a
comedy?
There was no dialog in the video.
Katiana Steele and Aja were clothed in their "leather attire" during the
entire video.
We don't get to see Katiana's sizeable clit. Thats all she has going for
her, but its a sight for sore eyes, for us clit and lab lovers.
Aja looks very good, but we don't see any of her "naughty parts" aahhh!!!!!
All the girls had punk "body art" painted on them, which was not tastefull.
....and finally....
There was no real sex between the girls...Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!