Anal Leap

From: Joey Markham 
Subject: REVIEW: "Anal Leap"
Date: Wed, 14 Jan 98 12:15:54
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ANAL LEAP
Zane, 1991.

director: Jim Enright
running time: 71 mins.

cast: Alicyn Sterling, Candice Heart, Natasha, T.T. Boy, Buck Adams, Eric
Price (non-sex), and *introducing* Anisa.

scenes:
- Alicyn Sterling, Buck Adams
- Candice Heart, Natasha
- Natasha (anal), T.T. Boy
- Candice Heart (anal), Buck Adams
- Anisa (anal), T.T. Boy

rating: 5 / 10
or Imperial rating: 2.25 / 4.00 ["Between 2 and 2.50, rent only if you are an
ardent fan of the particular star/genre featured"]


In this spoof of the time-travelling tv show Quantum Leap, Buck plays Sam (the
Scott Bakula of the show?) and Eric plays some guy who's a friend of his who
invented a time travelling machine that had Buck accidentally sent back to the
past several times.  The thing is, Eric built his machine in a guest bathroom
in his home and one day when Buck was visiting, he ended up flushing the
toilet which triggered the machine, and wound up going back and forth to
places unknown to him.  Now, whenever he hears the sound of a toilet being
flushed he knows his time's up and he'll be transported to another place.

The movie opens up on the present time (which Buck says himself is 1991, when
this one was filmed) with Adams and Miss Sterling in bed.  After having a
confrontation with Eric once Alicyn hits the showers, Buck ends up in the body
of a sultan (T.T.) who's watching two of his many wives (Candice, Natasha)
dancing, then jumping eachother's bones.  Later the girls leave, but Natasha
returns for a one-on-one with him.  Afterwards, Candice approaches an ailing
T.T. (who knows he's about to be transported again) and when he disappears as
she's touching him she also ends up transporting.  They end up in some dark
room (T.T. turning back to Buck form) and the only thing she wants to do is
fuck.

They transport again, back to the Sultan's bedroom, and they watch T.T. going
at it with Anisa.  Buck then hears the sound of a toilet flushing again and
disappears.  The movie ends with Eric in his guest bathroom, wondering where
Buck will turn up this time.

SCENES:

- Alicyn, Buck.  Bed.  Kissing, embracing, nipple sucking, pussy licking (she
rubs and pinches her puffed nipples while he tastes her), blowjob (with very
enthusiastic cock stroking), cowgirl, missionary (bad lighting), spoon.  He
cums on her belly.  [SEMI-HOT]

Alicyn has her boobjob here, but looks quite nice otherwise (short, straight,
jaw-length hair).  She's also a writher but doesn't thrash it out in this
scene - but she really shines when giving head.

- Candice, Natasha.  Outdoors.  Kissing, Natasha eats Candice out (plus nipple
sucking), Candice eats Natasha out from behind, then they do a 69 (Candice
gives Natasha's clit a fast finger rubbing as she's underneath).  [SEMI-HOT].

Both girls are pre-boobjob here.  Candice is also pre-nosejob here (basically,
you can say she's pre-Carolyn Monroe in her all-natural state) and petite
Natasha has long, dark, nearly waist-length hair.

- Natasha, T.T.  Outdoors.  French kissing, sensual blowjob (and ball
sucking), nipple sucking, pussy licking, cowgirl, semi-spoon anal with a very
poor insertion shot (she's laying on her side, he's kneeling).  He cums on her
pussy, at first inches away and holding his cock and trying to have it squirt
out.  But it dribbles out then he moves in closer and dumps the rest on her
box.  [SEMI-HOT].

There's a fly (maybe two) in this scene that is quite annoying.  Even when
Natasha gives head, it lands on her nose and crawls down above her lip.  It's
like she doesn't even know it's there (it flies off soonafter)!

- Candice, Buck.  Sofa-chair.  French kissing, nipple sucking, clit licking,
blowjob, missionary, doggy, doggy-anal (no insertion shot, but a very good
close-up of the action).  Then he cums on her chin (she keeps her mouth closed
most of the time).  [SEMI-HOT].

- Anisa, T.T.  Bed.  French kissing, blowjob (ball licking), more frenching,
tit sucking, pussy licking, missionary, cowgirl, missionary-anal (no
insertion).  He cums on her belly.  [SEMI-HOT].

Anisa's a cute, tiny-titted Filipina who has quite a thick bush of pubic hair
and appears somewhat shy in this scene.

= I can't say that I've watched the show Quantum Leap, but I'd say this is an
ok-to-poor spoof on it (using a transporting machine, then just having sex in
different places).  The quality's good and the performances are semi-hot all
around.  This isn't a great video for fans of any of the ladies (and while
Anisa gets boxcover and Alicyn gets top billing, they only have one scene each
while Candice and Natasha get two each) but three of the five scenes do
contain the promised anal.


Joey Markham
montreal@vircom.com