Cat House

Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Asia Carrera, Tina Tyler, Anna Malle, Alex
Dane.

Director: Toni English

Vivid 1994


Dyanna, Asia, Tina and Anna together in one film....this is going
to be hot..isn't it..?  Lukewarm only I'm afraid.

This film seems to have been shot about the same time as " Bad 
Company " as it shares most of the  cast and it has the same feel.

It's set in a '20s brothel, thus "Cat House"  ,  with the
irritating Chi Chi whatever he's called as the madam. Dyanna Lauren
is the star whore that Colt Steele..Oh No..Oh Yes... wants to take
away to a life of honest poverty.

Dyanna  and Colt start things off in the Kitchen. Dyanna shows some
imagination with an orange, Mr Steele's prick and her mouth. The
actual condom clad sex is nothing special.

Tina Tyler does Marc Wallice. Some pervy stockinged feet action,
finger fucking, sucky/ fucky finished off with a facial and Tina
licking Marc clean. Much better !

Asia has to teach blushing bride Anna Malle how to have an orgasm
( Yeah, right ! ) while hubby Steven St.Croix watches and then gets
stuck in. Nice build up- Steve finger fucks Asia, good oral
activity -but again the actual screwing is short and dull. Steve
finishes by spraying Asia  maybe a drop or two reaches her face.

Luckiest man in the  world Nick East gets to do the dirty with
Tina, Asia and Dyanna !!! So he's blindfolded, a small price to
pay...I could live with  that ! Lots of sucking and licking before
he screws Asia then Tina and finally Dyanna (condom).

Warning !!! Dyanna now sings !!!!!

Finally, Marc and Nick bed down with the very plain Alex Dane. You
know what's coming.....DP.  She takes two facials to end things.

Dyanna leaves the brothel with Colt...Yawn, yawn.

It's not that this film is an out and out stinker, it's just that
Dyanna, Anna and Tina have all been so much hotter and nastier in
other flicks and they are sorely under utilised here. Three great
girls like these and you use the dreary Alex Dane for the climactic
scene... I think not.

This film does get a thumbs up for avoiding the dreaded lesbian
scene.