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From: "CD Man" <cd@diespammers.com>
Skintight Dir: Ed DePriest
Annette Haven Skintight is something of a curates-egg of a film about a sex therapy clinic ran by Paul Thomas with doctors Annette Haven, Lee Carroll and Maria Tortuga. In the hilarious (and hot) opener, Haven is trying to cure RJ Reynolds of his premature ejaculation. I'm no expert, but surely the sight of Annette stripping in front of you before sitting on your lap would cause most men to peak too soon ? The central premise of the film is that PT gets hold of a rubber bondage/S&M magazine called Skintight, and gradually becomes more and more obsessed with it, having fantasies of Skintight orgies with himself as the master. Seventies orgies aren't really my thing, largely because some fat guy with a rug on his back (Morrison) inevitably gets too much screen time. The theme music to these orgies (and the film) is the same keyboards-driven tune that plays in "V The Hot one." is it Vangelis??? After a tiring day at work, Annette and Lee Carroll relax in a hot tub together. It seems that Annette is having second thoughts about her job; what with having to put out at work and then with her boyfriend, so what better way to deal with it than to engage in some hot GG with Lee :? The scorching scene that follows with Annette on the receiving end is probably one of my favourite GG scenes of all time. (Raincoaters should note it's probably the closest Annette gets to an anal). Here's a sample: www.classicpornstars.com/Annette_Haven/annettehaven02.jpg Meanwhile, PT gets on with the job of managing the clients and arranging his wedding to Connie Peters (a sure sign that the film is gonna contain some anal action or a DP.) Because she's a virgin(?), she won't allow them to have sex until they're married. In a hilarious scene he convinces her that anal sex will allow her to stay a virgin. Just as he penetrates her he says "tell me if it hurts....I won't stop, but tell me anyway".
Although the film could have been a classic, it falls some way short. Why,
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