Boobtown

Starring: Taylor Hayes, Nicole London, Crystal Gold, Brittany
Andrews, Olivia, Holly Body, Whitney Wonders

Director: Bud Lee

VCA Platinum Plus 199?


Steven St.Croix is having a similar attack of the stupids to that
he had in " Sex Gallery " . He has Taylor Hayes at home ready and
willing to fuck his brains out and all he wants are big tits !!!
Dickhead.

I've been waiting to see Taylor in a flick for some time. She
didn't disappoint me. " Boobtown " , on the other hand, is a bit of
a ragbag of a movie.

Starts badly. Idiot Mr St.Croix goes to the local video booth to
watch a lesbian scene ! Nicole London, who gets a vibrator up her
bum, and Olivia. At least its gone now.

Tom Byron gives Steven a pair of glasses which transport him to the
dimension of big tits that is Boobtown.

Wearing said glasses Steven is able to force himself to screw
Taylor !

Very nice. Taylor shows she can suck cock with the best of them.
She also is a fine practitioner of talking dirty. Unfortunately,
this isn't sustained throughout the flick. Very nice though :-)
Condom screw, cum shot some of which travels far enough to streak
her face.

Steven feels the urge for big tits again and goes along to his
local bar, puts on the magic glasses and hello ! .. three blonde
big-titted bimbos. 

First, Olivia. Now, normally, I'm no particular fan of this overly 
big-titted, overly bemetalled and overly tattoed babe but she looks
damn good here. Her hair's up, she's made up nicely and wearing a
sort of plasticky gingham number which is used to keep her ugly
tattoos safely hidden. TT Boy gets a very nice blow job before
putting her over one of the tables for a fuck, anal and facial.
Nice'n'nasty.

Meanwhile, pissed off with Steven's aberrant behaviour,Taylor comes
down to the bar in a pair of magic glasses and a gorgeous tight,
short dress. Thanks to the glasses she sees Mr. Byron getting down
with the other two big titted blondes ( Crystal Gold and Brittany
Andrews). Brittany is suspended in a harness type thingy and
there's lots of sucking and fucking but it's all damn confusing
thanks to lots of cutting back and forth.

Lucky Tom then comes over to Taylor and nails her too ! Yum, yum.
He spends a lot of time licking her arsehole but it's a come-on,
there's no anal here. He gets to appreciate her oral ability before
screwing her over a bar stool. Taylor's finger is the only thing
that goes up her arse :-(

Crystal and Brittany come over to admire Taylor's natural tits...
I'm already suspicious... Come on we've already had the lesbian
scene.... well now you're going to get another... Booooo !

Dickhead Steven continues to ignore Taylor and returns to the bar
where he meets two plain overly big-titted dark haired girls (
Holly Body and Whitney Wonders) and screws them... Yawn, I don't
care.

Steven and Taylor kiss and make up. The End.

A strange film. Starts really slowly,  a lesbian scene, maybe
lifted from another flick, then it really gets going with four
scenes ranging between very good and good. But then throws in
another Lesbo scene before ending with a dreadful, dull scene...
not with a bang but a whimper. Taylor's the star, surely she should
be in the climactic scene. OK, so you get 7 sex scenes, even though
two are lesbian, but,  as a film, Boobtown would have worked better
if it had cut the first lesbo scene, moved the Taylor lesbo tryst
forward  and ended after the Tom Byron/Taylor scene. 

A very nice introduction to Miss Hayes though :-)