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From: "Mongo@Bay" <mitch1492@hotmail.com>
Review of Bad Girls Bottom Line: A classic, must see. Actresses Actors Jasmine Du Bai (Anna Ventura) Ron Jeremy Pia Snow (Michelle Bauer) John Leslie Victoria Knoll Richard Pacheco Lenora Bruce Randy West Sylvia Benedict Mike Ranger Lee Caroll Kevin James Leslie Winston Michael Snow Although in some ways a film Ed Wood would have been proud to call his own, "Bad Girls" is nonetheless a porno high-water mark. It achieves classic status in two ways. First, it boasts the maiden hardcore appearance of four incredibly attractive young women, all of whom made few, if any, future porn films (ditto for the very attractive supporting cast). Pia Snow and Anna Ventura in particular have engendered plaintive WEHT questions for years (For those who care, Pia, as Michelle Bauer, later had a very active career as a "B" movie scream queen ala Linnea Quigley). Second, it's one of the few porn films where the sex flows from the plot, as opposed to being grafted in between pointless plot interludes. The performers aren't just fucking in front of a camera, they're acting while they're fucking in front of a camera (or trying to act, anyway). They're fucking in character. Some of the sexiest moments are non-sex scenes, such as the incredibly bitchy tease that Anna Ventura & Co, lay on a poor, innocent boy scout (a real one, too. This kid can't be more than sixteen). Teasing is a theme that runs throughout "Bad Girls". Teases such as the challenging, angry tease that Victoria Knoll and Richard Pacheco pull off in the first scene or the sexual tension builders leading up to Lenora Bruce's scene with John Leslie. Even in the rape scene with Ron Jeremy and Anna Ventura, the proto-hog demands that Anna tease him and pretend that she's playing hard to get. Sure, the acting is largely laughable, the plot inane and the production values chintzy, but "Bad Girls" is still a great porn flick. The Scenes: As with many plotted porn films, little sexual bits can pop up anywhere. The intro of "Bad Girls" shows Anna Ventura nude, stepping out of the shower and toweling off. She is a sight to behold, with a pair of big breasts that are simply perfect. Anna and Pia Snow proceed to chat on the phone, in the nude, and these two women are jaw-droppingly beautiful. 1- Victoria Knoll and Richard Pacheco: Photog Victoria is in front of the camera for a change, but the days shoot is over and she want to go meet her friends to start their camping trip. Assistant Richard Pacheco has a different idea. He's been snapping shots of Victoria all day long, and now he looking for some action. After an angry exchange, Victoria starts to give Richard what he wants. An intense little fuck follows, ending with a watery shpritz onto Vicki's mug. Very nice scene. There are some incidental scenes of nude sunbathing and posing which are fabulous. 2- Lee Caroll, Leslie Winston and John Leslie:
Lenora Bruce goes exploring in the woods and finds
woodsman John Leslie engaged in a three-way with a
couple of forgettable looking women. The worst scene in
the movie.
Pia and Anna take a late night swim and decide to warm
themselves up by the fire. I'm not a fan of g/g scenes
generally, but this one is exceptional. Some world class
pussy licking and rubbing of tits on clits. Ron Jeremy
interrupts their post lez cuddling, and they stalk off
angrily. Lenora encounters John Leslie chopping wood. He had previously
seen Lenora spying on him and he knows how horny she is.
With a smug, lustful look on his face, he grabs Lenora
and give her a good hard fucking. He cums on her chest
and neck and walks away, without a backward look,
leaving her lying in the dirt and leaves, sweaty and cum
stained. The four maidens are captured by the judge, an evil S&M guru, who instructs them to watch Randy being fellated in their first act of obedience as his new slaves. A compliant sex slave kneels before Randy and sucks him off. God knows who this girl is, but she's beautiful and she does a good job with the little bit she's given to work with. "Make sure you let us see the ejaculation," the evil judge commands Randy. Hah! I guess he'd never seen a Randy West cumshot before. Even in his younger days Randy couldn't manage a decent shpritz. Just a weak dribble against her neck. Still, a weirdly hot scene. The guy playing the judge is as bad an actor as has ever graced the screen. Hilariously over the top. Arrayed around the room are a collection of barely clothed beauties, watching this weirdness. The nine women in this scene represent as good a collection of female talent as porn has ever assembled in a single room. 6- Anna Ventura and Ron Jeremy: Anna and the girls, as earlier noted, had teased a young boy scout, the younger brother of Ron Jeremy as it turns out, and Ron has engineered their kidnapping as part of his scheme for revenge. He visits the captive Anna in her cell and, whilst squeezing her boobs, tells her to cooperate or else. Anna complies and Ron gets to enjoy her incredible charms. After a slow, teasing buildup, Ron shoves his huge shlong in and out of Anna's mouth and pussy, ending with a great tit-fuck and semi-facial, with most of the spunk landing on her neck. 7- Orgy Scene: Three of the girls are brought to a room where an aphrodisiac is burning. Pia Snow is already there, in the middle of the room, on her knees, sucking on the limp dick of "Master Thomas," played by her soon to be ex-husband, Mr. Bauer, under the alias Michael Snow (Thanks to the RAMErs for the info on Michelle's hubby). As the aphrodisiac takes hold of the other girls, general fucking breaks out. Sylvia Benedict cops a feel of Anna Ventura's pussy while Mike Ranger looks on. Kevin James grabs Victoria Knoll and begins to fuck her mish style. Mike Ranger takes on Lenora Bruce while Pia Snow continues to work on Mr. Bauer's limp biscuit. Finally, an unknown, but beautiful, bottle blonde takes over with Pia, until everyone collapses in a sweaty heap. The Plot (Warning! Contains Spoilers!): Four gorgeous girls go camping (Pia Snow is Angie, Anna Ventura is Chrissy, Victoria Knoll is Kate and Lenora Bruce is Bo). On the way to their campsite, they pick up a young boy scout. They tease him unmercifully and then dump him at his campground. The girls go on to set up their own camp as Ron and his brother spy on them, plotting revenge. After a nude frolic/swim photo session, they discover a sign indicating a nearby S&M dungeon of ill repute. Assuming, moronically, that the place is abandoned, they go off exploring, hoping to use the musty torture chambers as photo backdrops. The in-residence S&M cabal, headed by an evil judge, kidnap our heroines and submit them to various weird scenes before Ron Jeremy comes to the rescue and helps the damsels escape.
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Year of Release: 1981
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