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From: Patrick Riley <p_riley@pipeline.com>
TAXI DANCER Here's another males-are-all-pigs movie told from the female viewpoint, badly told I might add with the viewer not knowing what's happening for the first half-hour or so and then having to re-orient himself when it becomes clear(er). Kylie is a taxi dancer, meaning that she sell dances to guys at a dance hall--I thought these places disappeared in the forties?--and has relationship problems with guys who just can't handle it when they find out what she does for a living. Despite her and the other girls insistence that they're just selling dances, there's plenty of prostitution going on at the dance hall. Little wonder that the guys have problems forming a relationship; how would Kylie feel if the guys hired themselves out to dance and aged ugly women paid them for sex? Anyway, after a little incident where photographer Decker changes her tire in a "bad" neighborhood (if this is a bad neighborhood, these people have never been to NYC), and some prostitution by TJ, we watch Hatcher and Kylie celebrate something in bed with champagne and a screw. "Celebrate what?" we and Kylie ask. Well, Hatcher's leaving her and does after getting his rocks off. Back at the dance hall there's some more prostitution (or maybe suitcase pimping) between Lee and Sydnee who both commiserate with Kylie over her hard life. There's some more dialog about Decker hiring Kylie as a model and doing a series based on Rubens' paintings (just joking about the Rubens part) and then some more prostitution with Colt, Mirage (credits: Briana Banks), and Dominica (looking old and dissolute; how quickly these girls deteriorate). Well, finally Decker, as we knew he would, gets into Kylie's pants and then, making a big mistake, proposes to her. For some reason Decker has TJ and Sydnee around to his place for modelling and they do a g/g and then, off camera, he breaks up with Kylie. Can't handle her being a whore. How unusual. She's fed up with this so she does a three way with Myne and Cheyne (credits: Cheyne Collins) and then announces that she's leaving the taxi dancer business for good. People not named as doing sex are extras in the dance hall. Sexwise: Marty screws TJ ending in a tit cum shot; Hatcher screws Kylie including an anal ending in a belly cum shot; Lee screws Sydnee ending in a chest cum shot; Colt, Dominica, and Mirage do a three way ending in a butt cum shot; Decker screws Kylie including an anal ending in a tit cum shot; TJ and Sydnee do a g/g; and Myne, Cheyne, and Kylie do a three way with no anals ending in a facial and a pussy cum shot. All scenes use condoms. Date of production: 11/14/00.
Patrick Riley
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