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From: voy7dsl@swbell.net
Subject: REVIEW: Angel Dust (Tera Patrick SFB Alert !)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Wed, 19 Jul 2000 23:12:35

Angel Dust

Da Girls: Tera Patrick, Melody Love, Selina Del Ray, April Flowers Da Guys: Micky G, Randy Spears, Nacho, Bachi, John Strong

Production Company: Pleasure Productions Production Date: October 1999 Director: Nic Cramer

Boxcover Eyecandy.....
http://207.20.18.39/GLImages/prodimages/50974.jpg?wid=175&qlt=100&cvt=jpeg

Rating: 1.5 out of 4.0

Summary: This, while presented as a plot driven couples video, is very frustrating to see. I don't know what got into the minds of the production people here, but whenever the plot called for a sex scene, the image went from clear film-like clarity, to having a heavy dark orange cast on the bodies of the participants. This was intentionally done, now tell me, why? They even accomplished a feat in scene one, the participants bodies were dark orange, and the bedroom set had a heavy yellow cast to it. thus, you lost all clarity of the girls in the sex scenes. Though this is mildly appreciated when seeing Selina Del Ray's body, the other girls are hotties, Tera looked maaaavalous in almost all her scenes, and when cumly porno-wimmenz are nekked, scene clarity is of the utmost desire.

Also, this was the first video, I was able to weed out parolee Nacho from the litter of current stud muffins. Our pal Riley, a bit back, said this guy might be able to drive his own series, ala beluved Ed. You were joking, eh? Very creepy guy, who has to bitch-slap Tera's Patrick face, while she is vehemently jerking him off. Evidently, this isn't cumly enuff for him, so we have to endure him, taking his better half in his hands and instead of seeing Tera do the heavy lifting, we gotta FF through him jerking off, alternatingly slapping her face.

Free Fantasy Clue here to the porno industry..... The typical USA male has a fairly constant fantasy of getting beautiful and cumly girls, nekked and in compromising positions. You know, "nekked girls, lewd gyrations, rock music" (AJB TM).

Once we get a girl in such a compromising position, by whatever means our meager brains can muster, ESPECIALLY, if Allah should ever grant us a package such as Tera Patrick, the last thing on our minds after she has fucked the living hell out of us, and is trying to milk with her hands, body, and voice, our vital fluids, is to make her ecstatic, by bitch-slapping her. To the couples which this video was meant for, I imagine this will go over just swimmingly with the wimmenz folk.

The plot.... Tera and Melody are phone sex operators who cross over to high class hooking. I am sorry, but my fantasy of phone sex operators was pretty much killed after viewing Jennifer Jason Leigh in Short Cuts.
http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/1993/10/885112.html But I greatly enjoyed Robert Altman's Short Cuts and this video, ain't Short Cuts....

Back to the drippy plot. You really never hear Tera, Melody, or Selina talk much on the phone. Evidently, they use the phone as a means to "hook" their clients. In one scene, Tera is talking naughty on the phone to a bidnessman, he tells her what he wants, and she offers out of the blue, that Melody and her, could do "that" in person for $5,000. I wonder how they came up with the value of $5,000?

See this video only if you are a Tera slavering fan boy, to round out your collection. Selina Del Ray ain't worth the price of admission, Melody looks pretty good dolled up with curled hair, and April's scene wasn't much.

Again, the heavy dark, INTENTIONAL orange cast ruined this video. Condoms used in all the scenes.

Scenes & Highlights:
Scene 1: Selina Del Ray and Mickey G
No bitch slapping by Mickey G, who left this to Nacho in a later scene. Selina needs to contact Ronco
http://www.ronco.com/GLH.htm
and see about getting the spray in blond to cover her circular dark roots. Coned girl, who kept her top covered for the vast majority of her scene. Tepid sucker, probably was afraid of getting toilet paper stuffed in her mouth or bitch-slapped by the Hubby of Piranha (Torris TM).

Scene 2: Tera Patrick & Randy Spears
Tera's at the end of her shift at the phone sex biz and tells Melody she is going home to her "broke-ass boyfriend". While lying in bed Randy Spears has the best line in the video, when he asks Tera to "arrange the aluminum foil" on the TV antenna so he can get better reception. Tera has to work hard to get his mind off crummy TV reception so she can fuck him. Like we are to believe someone as cumly as Tera looks here would have a boyfriend as crummy as Randy acts in this scene. Once they get rid of the dialog and into stroking each others naughty bits, the scene isn't too bad. Damn Tera looked liked she was going to stroke him off upon her mouth and face, butttttttttt.... evidently Randy wanted to touch himself here, so we gotta see him do it.
IT APPEARS that Tera may have swallowed here, and Randy even said something to the effect as the scene was cut.

Scene 3:
Tera Patrick, Melody Love, and process of elimination, John Strong, (the parolee in the bidness suit didn't look like a Nacho or Bachi)
This is where Tera offers the bidnessman for Melody and her to fuck him for $5,000 after about 30 seconds of phone sex dialog. He agrees, and they show up at his office. Initially, on the phone he said he wanted to fuck both of them, but all Tera does is watch in a white dress, which doesn't flatter her much. Melody is very good as the sexual tease in this scene, doing what bidnessman wants, asking for approval as she does it, etc. She is dolled up here, makeup, lipstick, curled hair, heels, etc.

She was very good. I was waiting for Tera to join in, even have Melody go down on Tera which would have been splendid, but Tera just watched and occasionally touched her clothed breasts. Melody took a near phantom cumshot on her chest, again obscured by the colors of Syracuse University. As the scene ended, I wondered to myself, how the two girls split the $5,000? :-)

Scene 4: Tera Patrick and Nacho (cross between TT Boy and a Carnival Worker)
Tera hooks for Nacho, no time for the phone sex setup as in scene 3. Not a bad setup here, Tera submissively comes onto him to fuck him. Very dark orange cast to this scene. At first he is reluctant to touch her, he just wanted to watch her. Tera is in these ungodly heels, the kind that strap up the calf, oh my! Anyway, this is porn, so they go after each other. Pretty good suck scene by Tera, however, parolee has gotta spit down upon the head of his cock as Tera is sucking him. Whats up with that? Did she have cotton-mouth and was her mouth causing abrasions? He gets rough as he fucks, stealing TT Boy's choke fucking, and other acts of benevolence. Again, at the end of the scene, she was really into jerking him off, but the idiot's gotta take over, bitch-slap her some and we gotta see him jack-off for a minute before he finally tosses a bit of dust on her face.

Scene 5: Tera Patrick, April Flowers, and Bachi (probably the above Carnival Worker)
Tera and April just show up to fuck this guy, no phone sex setup again, (heck, they were probably over budget by this time, after purchasing all the orange and yellow filters for the cameras). Again, Tera is wasted by just watching, clothed, and the scruffy-possibly-euro-Bachi does April. Scene was so orange, I couldn't discern her c-section scar. Nothing special here.

Oh yeah, and this is a "first" in plotted porn. At the end of the video, there is a short scene, where Tera, the girl, leaves Randy, the boy, because he is just so worthless.... Never seen that one, in plotted porn before, eh?

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