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From: ridley99@aol.com (Ridley99) If you have enjoyed the Dr Fellatio series in the past, then do yourself a favor and do not rent or buy this video , you will be very dissapointed. Its the worst blow job movie i have ever seen, and thats saying a mouthful. What makes this doubly dissapointing is the fact that in my opinion Dr Fellatio # 19 is the greatest blowjob movie i have ever purchased. How the fuck can a series produced by the same company go from best ever to worst ever in a couple of months. I know you are saying i must be exaggerating, it can't really be that bad, well here are the facts. fact # 1. The girls, too be kind, are extremely plain. Only the chick in the first scene has any kind of Sex Appeal. These are c girls and D girls and a couple of F girls. Hell , Cumisha is in this, and about 30 pounds over weight to boot.And she is one of the sexier girls. One girl, the girl in the scene that ends the movie looks like Howard Sterns twin sister. If you are going to make a movie that is all sucky sucky and no fucky fucky then you have got to have pretty girls in the fuckin movie. Girls like Nicky Anderson or Jewel Valmont. The whole scene is one long blow job so all you see for 10 minutes is the girls face and the dick, when the dick is prettier than the face we have a problem. Fact # 2 The dicks are small. Yes you heard me right. A blow job movie with small dicks. How small? Randy West is gigantic in comparison. When a girl wraps her hand around a dick , as girls are apt to do, and the dick can no longer be seen we are talking small. Deep throat my ass, the girls can suck on the dick and eat a sandwhich at the same time thats how small these guys are. My question is why ? We know we have to take what we get with sex scenes because some guys just can't keep wood, which is why a trooper like Jonathan Morgan can get by. But Shit anybody can get thier dick sucked off. A big dick is mandatory for a blow job movie for an obvious reason it gives the chick more to work with. Fact # 3. you will not believe this. Some of the guys can't get wood. you heard me right. Limp noodles. one lame bastard actually stops the girl from sucking his dick so he can jack off in a desperate attempt to get hard. lets do the math: ugly chicks + small dicks + limp dicks = me throwing the mother fuckin tape in the fuckin garbage after throwing it against the wall and disembowling it. How the fuck does such an obvious piece of shit get sent to the distubutors and then onto the video stores who will sell it to people like me for 24 dollars of hard earned cash. Why is Elegant Angel skimping on the talent. If you don't want to pay the talent then don't make the fuckin movie. What Elegant Angel did was irresponcible as well as a fuckin con job. Do not buy this piece of crap, rent it if you don't believe me, but you will be as sorry and as dissapointed as i was. What made it worse was it was my Valentine day treat to myself. Fucked again.( and not in a good way ) What a week first American Bukkake # 7 and now this. What the fuck is happening? Is the fuckin thing busted or is this some sort of post holliday funk for the industry. I hate to be ripped off by a porn tape, i thought i was rip off proof after 25 years at this, but Patrick Collins you ripped me off yopu bastard : Patrick Collins you owe me 24 dollars plus tax. And a fuckin migrane that would kill a elephant. Valentines day my ass
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