Bimbo Bowlers From Boston

From: soultruck@mindspring.com (soultruck)
Subject: REVIEW: Bimbo Bowlers from Boston (Zane, 1990)
Date: Thu, 08 Apr 99 20:00:05 
Organization: MindSpring Enterprises

Bimbo Bowlers from Boston (Zane Entertainment Group, 1990)
Director: Jim Enright
Cast: Clair Tyler (AKA Jacqueline), Erica Boyer, Stacy Lords, Cheri Taylor,
Mike Horner, Randy Spears, Peter North, Eric Price, Brad Armstrong, Randy
West (Non-sex)

Overview:
This is a silly comedy about a bowling team (Clair Tyler, Stacy Lords,
Erica Boyer) trying to qualify for a big tournament.  Mike Horner is their
goofy manager.  Randy Spears leads the "bad guy" team with Eric Price and
Brad Armstrong.  Their is a real plot, and it is actually funny at times
(Randy West attempts a Howard Cosell impersonation), but that's not why I
rented it.  I checked out this one because all the girls in it are among my
favorites.  If you don't care about that plot stuff either, have the
fast-forward button handy because the first sex scene doesn't happen until
14 minutes in.

Scene One (inter-cut with scene 2): Mike Horner & Clair Tyler
In a bowling alley, Mike and Clair go at it. A lot of foreplay, Clair's
small, natural breasts look great.  Clair, red-headed, is very hot to me
for some reason, she doesn't have the typical "look," kind of reminds you
of a girl in high school from the other side of the tracks, who all the
"cool" guys would love to bang but not let anyone find out about.  Anyway,
she gives him a good BJ, and a few times looks up at him and licks her
lips, very nice!  She gets totally naked and they do it doggie style
standing up, then flip for some missionary. Mike gives her a decent
pounding and sprays on her stomach. A solid scene, but unfortunately, this
scene does what I hate, inter-cuts between another scene back and forth. 
Not quickly though, it stays with one scene for a while, and then cuts to
the other, that always takes away from the flow.

Scene Two (inter-cut with scene 1): Stacy Lords & Erica Boyer (then Peter
North joins in)
Stacy and Erica are in the shower kissing and playing around.  Kind of hot
to see the older, seasoned Boyer with the younger, innocent-looking Stacy
Lords.  They move out of the shower and onto a bench and 69.  Erica is
practically bald, and looks as good as she ever did.  This is late in her
career, when she has the spikey golden hair and a firm, tan, fit body. 
After a little 69, Peter North barges in (as "Wilbur", the sanitary
engineer).  The girls proceed to undress him and go to work.  Most of the
attention is between Peter and Stacy, he bangs her mish while Erica watches
and plays with Stacy's tits.  Peter then pulls out, puts his cock between
Stacy's tits while Erica pushes them together, he sprays a big load all
over her neck. Would've been nice to see Peter and Erica fuck, but still a
pretty good scene (just about any scene with Boyer is a good one IMO).

Scene Three: Randy Spears & Cheri Taylor
Randy and Cheri are in an office, after some cheesy dialogue she starts to
give him a BJ.  Cheri's a hot, blonde, older lady and her oral skills are
displayed quite nicely here, she can really give head!  She sits on the
desk, while Randy takes off her top and sucks her tits, then pushes aside
her panties and goes down on her (she's wearing garters).  Then she's naked
with just stockings on, while Randy screws her mish on the desk.  She flips
over and takes it doggie style for awhile, then back to mish and Randy
pulls out and sprays on her stomach.  Pretty good scene, not too many
close-ups, shows off Cheri's nice tits and body well. 

Scene Four:  Mike Horner & Cheri Taylor
Now we're taken to a bedroom.  Mike is laying back on the bed, while Cheri
sits between his legs blowing him (and stopping every now and then for some
cheesy dialogue).  She's wearing a little tank top and pink g-string
panties.  She takes off her top and continues, sucking, licking, rubbing it
between her tits, and jacking it.  She turns around and lays on her back,
he pulls off the panties and goes down, pulling her apart and giving her a
surprisingly good tongue-fucking.  Then they do it missionary, spoon, and
doggie style.  It shows off her body and great ass very well.  He pulls out
and sprays on her butt cheeks.  The doggie part is excellent, if you are a
fan of Cheri's you will love this scene. 

Scene Five:  Erica Boyer & Brad Armstrong/Randy Spears & Stacy Lords/Eric
Price & Clair Tyler
This is one of those scenes that's really good except for not being able to
focus the attention on any one pair.  Everbody gets naked, the girls give
good blowjobs (especially Stacy on Randy), and they all do it in a variety
of positions.  Clair Tyler looks great doing reverse cowgirl and doggie
with Price.  Then Spears and Price switch partners.  Erica stays with Brad,
and she looks fantastic doing doggie and mish, but not enough camera time
is given to their fucking.  All the money shots are either on butts or
bellies.

Bottom Line:
There are no "legendary" hot scenes in this video, and there are no facials
(I only mention that because lots of people seem so obsessed with them, I
really don't care either way about facials), but the sex is still pretty
good.  The strengths of this video are:  All the girls here look as good as
I ever saw them, each have more than one scene, they all get naked and the
camera angles show off their bodies well.  When they aren't fucking,
they're prancing around in skimpy outfits and bikinis.  If you're a fan of
ANY of the women in this video, it is definitely worth a look.

7.5 out of 10

soultruck@mindspring.com

PS - This is my first attempt at a review.  Too much? Not enough? Any
suggestions?
Thanks
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