California Cocksuckers

From: utuzine@aol.com (Unchain the Underground)
Subject: REVIEW: California Cocksuckers
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 99 15:06:54 
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California Cocksuckers (Sin City, 98)

Starring: Inari Vachs, Taylor Moore, Johnni Black, Shay Sweet, Sabrina
Johnson, Gwen Summers, Gina Rider, Kelsey Heart, Tracy Love, and Gina
Rome. Directed By: Chuck Martino

OVERALL: * * * 
SEX (Oral): * * * 
ACTING: * * 
SCRIPT: n/a 
J.O.P.: * * 1/2 
FAST-FORWARDING: * * 1/2 
EDITING: * * *

Rating is on a scale of 1-5. 1 being poor, 3 being average, and 5 being
exceptional. For an explanation of the review criteria, see below

The title California Cocksuckers is not deceiving in the least.
Cocksucking is exactly what you get. In fact, it is about the only thing
you get. Don't write it off yet though, there is certainly a fair share of
beautiful, talented ladies in this film, however, it is definitely geared
towards people with a serious fellatio fixation. There is a very
unfortunate lack of nudity in this film. Be forewarned that only 7 of the
10 girls show their tits and that is about all you get. If you are a pussy
man, prepare for disappointment, there are only two very brief snatch
shots (one of which is a thong accidentally displaced to one side).

The first scene is one to be avoided at all costs (unless you are a true
sadist). Inari Vachs spends the entire scene choking and gagging on this
guy's cock. As she dry heaves on his member, saliva gushes out of her
mouth the likes of which I can only compare to Niagara Falls. Vicious. The
second scene is kind of fun because the guy getting blown looks like an
athletic Roddy McDowell. In the next scene, Johnni Black is a true
crowd-pleaser. Wet and dripping in the bathtub, she really seems like the
only one in the entire video who is enjoying her work. The look in her
eyes truly makes you believe it. Her lucky recipient is unfortunately only
able to muster a small drop of jism. If you are disgusted by cum shots,
you won't mind this one. Once again, job well done, Johnni.


Shay Sweet with penis

In Scene 4, the screen is graced with the lovely and young Shay Sweet clad
only in a tiny bikini. Sadly, Shay doesn't bare enough skin at all (at
least not any that truly counts). I would like to point out the bruises
that are readily visible on her outer right thigh. They are very similar
to the ones seen on her legs at the East Coast Video Show in October.
Hmmm...I hope a nasty trend isn't developing here. Anyway, Shay is very
cute and she does a Class A job on her supposedly sleeping yet overly
willing "boyfriend". No real complaints here, save the lack of exposure.

Coming up next, Sabrina Johnson. Sabrina isn't really anything impressive,
she is pretty plain-looking and sports an A cup, but she comes across in
this film as a snooty little rich girl, so much satisfaction can be
derived from seeing her on her knees, sucking this guy's cock. After all,
who wouldn't want a stuck-up bitch performing on her knees? She gives a
pretty good oral presentation, but the highlight of the scene is when her
thong accidentally slips to the side, revealing her most private of areas.
Trust me, in a porno suffering from a severe lack of nudity, you take what
you can get.

Scene 6 introduces us to Gwen Summers. She definitely does a nice job
blowing the guy on the pool table. My main complaint is that they don't
show her ass, and it would appear that you could easily bounce quarters
off of it. Shameful. In the next scene, I can't tell you how ecstatic I
was when Gina Rider took her tits out of her black-mesh one-piece thong
bathing suit, but I'll try. VERY!!! Her tits look so nice, you could tell
that they were dying to bust out. What a bargain. Her blowjob ain't too
bad either. You would be foolish not to be a willing participant.

Next I had the pleasure of seeing the tongue-studded, beautiful, blonde
pineapple known as Kelsey Heart. She has sexy stamped across her forehead.
She talks you through the act in a very sultry manner. Her tits may only
be large B's, but they are extremely aesthetically pleasing. Great
nipples. The only fuck-up is the gaudy oversized pink sunglasses that she
wears throughout the entire scene. I'd get over it.

The ninth scene is acted out by Tracy Love. She certainly does a nice job,
but she is so fuckin' goofy that it detracts from the scene. She just
speaks and maneuvers in a very choppy manner. It figures that she is the
only one you get to see completely nude. Go figure! The last scene is
rather anticlimactic. It takes place with Gina Rome fellating the fella
who is in the stairwell. The action switches back and forth from real time
color to slow-motion black and white. They tried to be artsy and wound up
being fartsy. Que sera sera. Not only that, but you don't even see
anything below her neck. Good job!

This film is certainly good for you fellatio lovers out there. If you are
looking for nudity and good old penetration, you might want to look
elsewhere. Either way, it is definitely fun just to check out. Good luck
and good whacking. Here's nut in your eye. - Blast Master


Review Key:

Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self
explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually
good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is
entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to
hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever.
The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to
fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for
an eternity?
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