Asswoman In Wonderland

From: voyager7@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Review:  Asswoman In Wonderland
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 98 08:18:58
Organization: ICGNetcom

Asswoman In Wonderland

The Girls:  Tyfanny Mynx, Chandler, Jessica Darling, Strc9, Iroc, Nina
Hartley and a few others...

The Guys:  Jake Steed, "lucky Luciano", Van Damage, Tom Byron and in
non-sex roles Rob Black and a midget who looks hauntingly like Ed
Powers.

Directed by: Tyfanny Mynx

Produced by: Extreme Associates

Rating:  4.0+++ out of 4.0 !

Production Date:  8/21/98

Plot:  This is a take off on the Alice In Wonderland theme. To tell
you the truth, I don't think I ever read or comprehended the original
Alice in Wonderland (too many distractions in my high school english
classes), though this one is a bit on the naughty side....  :-)

Summary:  This is a very good effort by Tyfanny Mynx as director. I
can see awards showered down upon her like confetti!

Very well shot sex scenes, lots of suckin, fuckin, with the pussy and
ass being well worshipped.  The artsy-ness was kept to a minimum,
though I still can't figure out the fascination of flipping from color
to black and white...... 

You will want to heavily use the FF button at the beginning of this
vid. You see a "labor day" bbq at Van Damage's house. I was glad to
see these california types grilling steaks rather than broccoli,
carrots and cauliflower...  :-).... but I digress.....

Tyfanny is at the party, mynxing, errr, mixing, drinkin beers, smoking
pot (the trading of smoke between her and Strc9(?) was nyce, though I
am of the type who could get high off of Tyfanny blowing her wind into
my mouth, even if she hadn't brushed her teeth for a week!)

She takes some prescribed pills (they pixeled out the label) and
starts to feel drowsy and plants her body in bathroom, blocking the
door for others to enter... She goes off into a deep dream-sleep.

Scene 1:
Tyfanny dressed in an Alice of Wonderland type girlie outfit watches a
couple, Chandler and Jake Steed do-it. We get a lot of Chandler in
this scene. She persuades Tyff to get nekked and join in. Tyff does a
very good munch on Chandler's privates, toying with her labia.
Jake ends up with a hefty 3 shot load on Chandler's face.

We get to see Tyff's new store-bought breasts. I must say the
"swelling of them has gone down" from the last time I saw them in a
forgettable Rob Black BJ vid.  I would have to compare them to Jill
Kelly's, though much, much better. Only once in her various nekked
scenes, did I see the implants pucker and the resultant striations. In
summary, hats off to the surgeon. They match her body type.......

Scene 2:
Lucky Luciano and an unknown to me girl doing a doctor and nurse
thingie as Tyff is asleep or whatever in an examining chair. 
Prolly the weakest pure sex scene of the bunch, HOWEVER, the guy
shoots his cum into a wine glass and Tyff slowly swallows this... very
well done.

Scene 3:
Tyff pops in on a hooka-smoking Tom Byron who is with Jessica Darling
and Strc9(?).  Tyff smokes a lil, then licks a mushroom as Tom does
the two girls.  The girls are dressed in some flower/leaf costume.
Tyff helps out as when the girls are getting cowgirl analed, she
occasionally "examines" the cock from the ass, sucks on it for a
while, then inserts it back into the gape.....

Scene 4:
I must say that I lost it during this scene....  :-)
Starts out with two girls (unknown to me) giving esquisite, I mean
very esquisite footjobs to Van Damage and lucky Luciano.  The footjob
is a lost art in porn.... sigh

Well after a bit, we get into more conventional sweaty sex. Tyff joins
in. As the girls are getting boned, Tyff is between them and one girl
has her hand, MINUS the thumb up Tyff sweet, sweet puss. If you can
imagine this, her hand was working as far up into her puss as one can
physically reach without the thumb being in there as well. XXXTREMELY
HOT!   and this was driving Tyfanny wild. Also, as one of the girls
was sucking a guy, she would raise the sole of Tyff foot to her mouth
and suck on the toes, then on the guys cock, nyce footsie play!

The money shot will be a classic. Tyff laid on her back. Two cocks at
each side of her face,stroking off. The two girls feet (one each)
resting up close to Tyff's chin. They jizz her face as well as onto
the feet of the girls. Tyff is estatic, and starts in licking on the
girl's feet... oh my!

Scene 5:
Nina Hartley is holding court and Tyff gets "her initiation" becoming
Queen Asswoman.  A very, very nyce dom scene by Nina. The imagery here
is just way too much for us mortal pathetic losers. Here we have the
asses prominently displayed and played with of Nina and Tyff. I warn
those of you with weak hearts!   :-)

Nina has a red leather hand lash, which she whips all parts of Tyff
body into a frenzy. Some excellent muff eating by Tyff and Nina. Then
Van Damage and lucky Luciano get to have their way with the best two
asses in the bidness. Ending with a glowing facial.

If this is indicative of what Tyfanny can do as a director, then we
are in for a long treat!!!

Dislikes of the video.
The ranting of the party at the beginning of the vid.
Some of the artsy-fartsy special effects.
Rob Black's ego should stay away from the camera.
The girls were not credited, just names at the beginning of the video,
no pictures and their names were splashed quickly.
I like woman with a bit of labia and clit. Aside from Chandler, (and
Tyff definitely knew how to handle Chandler!)  most of the girl's in
the video had "under-achieving lips". 
That midget.

Likes of the video.
Tyff, Tyff, Tyff, NINA!   :-)
The credits at the end of the video were very good, though the cast
was not mentioned, only the crew. Tyff "graciously thanked" Nina for
appearing in her video.
They had some very good "out-takes" at the end of the video, with the
credits. The best was at the end, with Van Damage who sat on the big
chair, held the scepter(?) and said, "Its great to be QUEEN", with
that, Nina flashed an evil smile, then instinctively got on her knees
to suck his cock!  :)  :)  :)  
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