Erotic Adventures Of Lolita

From: murderbydeath@webtv.net (Matt ...)
Subject: Review(part 1):Erotic Adv. of Lolita
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 98 10:50:22 
Organization: WebTV Subscriber

I am posting this review in two parts because my $200 computer as shown
by my e-mail addy can't handle it all at once when cut, copy and paste
is used! So here goes part 1 of the review 
Erotic Adventures of Lolita
1982
Video-X-Pix
80 minutes 

Deviant Director- Leon "Nabokov" Gucci 

The little lollipops- Tammy, Chelsea Manchester (who definately look the
parts) 

The senior suckers- Copper Penny, Terri Stevens, Louise Parsons 

The Humbert Humbert's- Ron Jeremy, Henry Margolis, Ralph Harper, Ron
Hamilton, Steve Parks, Doug Hamilton 

Quilty would be proud- portrayal of "7th grade-13 year old" schoolgirls
getting their vaginal and anal cherries popped 

To view Lolita's naughty little escapades write for a catalog of over
250 xxx movie classics to: 
Thomas French
Suite 5
711 Brookside Avenue
Redlands, CA 92373-5179 
(You should probably include $2 for the catalog. I did not get this
movie from him but it is in his 1998 catalog. I originally rented it 8
years ago at a ma and pa store closeby. I know of no other source that
carries it currently. I got his address from the back of one of those
cult movie magazines.) 

There is a cut version that a store still has nearby to me that silences
the dialogue anytime Lolita's potrayed age is stated. They also cut a 3
minute dialogue between Lolita's mom and dad which had them cussing and
talking about how it wasn't right for Lolita's dad to kiss her the way
he did. I'm not sure which version the above individual has for sale
though. 

The perverted little tale begins with a schoolbus stopping to the side
of the road. Lolita, played by Tammy, walks out of the bus as the really
catchy theme song plays, "Lalalalalalolita nice to everybody she meets,
She was young and didn't know yet not to love everybody she met, She
thought if she refused them that meant that she would lose them..." And
yes they plastered a line at the bottom of the screen right away to
alert you to the fact that "All performers are over the age of 18" (well
my mind can think anything it wants - nanny nanny boo boo!). Lolita is
walking in the woods to go home when her friend, Tigr- played by Chelsea
Manchester, walks with her and they hold hands (it is so cute!). You see
Tigr fo to her home and she finds her mom and dad doin the missionary
shuffle as she watches from behind a plant with amazement. The mom jerks
off the dad onto her chest but dad just can't get enough so he does more
missionary swingin and then to anal her doggystyle. He cums again and
this time on her back. Tigr starts rubbin her special private area over
her jeans. 

Tigr walks away and off to the barn area she goes. She is a brunette in
a cute little cowgirl getup by the way. She has small little budding
breasts. She sticks some carrots in her back pocket and has a horse pick
them out of the pockets with his mouth. When I first saw this 8 years
ago i was a newbie at porn and thought i was just about to see my first
beasty movie but to no avail cause it don't happen! She talks to the
horse like he/she is a shrink. Tigr tells her horse that she gets
strange sensations after she watches her mom and dad fuck but they avoid
the subject when she asks them about it. She wants to play more with the
horse but he goes off to a stable and she goes to the entrance on the
side of the stable. The innocent little Tigr now keeps talking to
herself about those tingling feelings she gets down below and pulls down
her jeans and rubs her young and yummy virgin cooochie and squeezes her
budding and blossoming boobies. Randy, the stable boy, sees her doing
this. He tells her that he wants her to feel his cock. She starts to do
it and says, "What do you want me to do with it?". and he gives her soem
friendly advice and says, "Girls like you suck on it". Tigr asks him,
"You're not gonna hurt me...I don't want to do it!', but she does as the
horny old horse watches on from the side. Randy eats her petite little
pussy and they kiss then to some missionary moshing.   A suppossed
anal is next, as said by his dialogue, but it is not clearly shown. When
he cums she jumps at his cock like a pro and licks and sucks it all
over. 

We now see a pretty brunette, the maid Louise parsons, who has natural
tits, beatiful face and natural hairy pussy. She is sitting in an
enclosed outside rest area when Ron Jeremy comes running in and
apologizing to her. they supposedly are a couple. She is angry that Ron
was playing around with Lolita (not seen just talked about). She says,
"13 years old, is that what you go for now" as he retorts, "We were just
playing house you know father/daughter stuff...I was just being playful
so I could pinch her tush". He convinces her that he is not lying but
she threatens to cut off his balls if he did fuck around and she shows
him her 15" knife! 

Then cut to some back and forth looping between scenes with just Lolita
in her bedroom and Ron/the maid fucking outside. The theme song starts
playing again as Lolita is talking to herself about her growing body, "I
was just fine a couple days ago as she plays with her firm little tatas
with big nipples, "Maybe they got a disease" (cause they have grown).
She now plays with her tits more as she wonders why mommy gets mad when
guys try to touch her there- "but it feels so good". Now to the other
scene as the maid says to Ron, "Why don't you eat me like you'd eat
Lolita if you'd have the chance" and he dives down with excitement. the
maid then sucks Ron's big ass schlong. Now back to Lolita taking off her
pants cause she gets funny feelings between her legs. She says (ala
Cherry Popper style), "There's got to be some other reason for this than
just going to the bathroom". Cut to Ron pumping the maid missionary as
she hangs off the table. Lolita now says with complete innocence, "At
school the guys are always wanting to look at my pussy, but what's a
pussy?, I don't even know what it is" as he rubs her unpopped sweet
spot. She talks more to herself now, "And the other day somebody said
they want to see my pussy. I said I don't have a pussy. I have a dog and
they laughed...I wonder why?". Back to Ron pounding maid doggystyle then
a fast cut to Lolita rubbing herself all over. The maid sucks Ron again
then to reverse cowgirl and he has her natural hairy pussy take his
load. Lolita the wonders in her room, "I wonder what that bump in
Charlie's(Ron's) pants was?" 

Lolita's mom and dad (Copper Penny and Henry Margolis) are standing by
the staircase in their house and are talking about what to get Lolita
for her 13th birthday. Dad says he will buy her a new doll and Mom yells
at him that Lolita is becoming a woman and needs some advice about the
birds and the bees (that's a nice present!). Lolita then slides down the
railing with her schoolgirl pussy rubbing against it and says,
"weeeeee!'. Mom tells Lolita not to do that but Lolita responds, "Why,
it feels so good!'. The father tells Lolita to come by his office later
for a talk (which you never see) and they hug but she brushes off her
mother. 

You then see a cute little sight like the opening credits showed. Lolita
and Tigr holding hands walking in the woods. Lolita tells how she saw
her ma and pa in bed doing something and her mother was going "up and
down" and making noises and that she got a weird tingling feeling all
over. Tigr say, 'I think they call that sex...It's called fucking" as
Lolita says with utter curiousity, "What's fucking?, you mean where she
pees?" They now sit down on some grassy area and Lolita spews forth,
"How come you are such an expert?". Tigr answers, "Cause I'm in the 7th
grade and everything, I'm older than you are"!(In the cut version that I
also saw they actually left that line in but cut out the 13 age
references?- a mistake for sure!). Tigr tells her about her experience
with the stable boy and also says how girls can fuck each other. They
now explore some underage lesbian love. Tigr and Lolita kiss each other
gently as their little girl nekkd bodies are shown in all their
adolescent glory (Man, I am gonna have to wash my dirty mouth out with
soap after this review!). Tigr sucks on Lol's titties and then eats her
like no girl/guy has done before. Lolita moans kind of loudly and then
they kiss again. 

Daddy now comes home from work as mom and Lolita wait for him. Lolita
french kisses her dad with no resistance on his part right in front of
mom! Mom yells at him and he says, "Oh your mother is just tired". Mom
says to dad, "Tired! do you realize what your daughter just did!?" He
asks Lolita to go finish some homework upstairs. The mother is panicking
and cussing and drinking some wine. The dad is trying to say there was
no sexual conotation involved when he french kissed his daughter!(the
cut version skips this part). They kiss and make anyway after he calms
her down. They do the nasty right there in the living room cause dad
says they should't hide behind closed doors from Lolita!(Eeeeewwwww!
what kind of parent would want their child to see them bumpin uglies!).
Mom is in lock stockings and has small tits which he sucks on. She
strokes him followed by him giving her some pussy love with his mouth.
They get some missionary going turned into a cowgirl. He cums on her ass
as she jerks him some more. 

Lolita is now home alone. The doorbell rings and she opens it. It's your
friendly neighborhood salesman who says, "Hello little girl, is your
mommy home? as she says, "No, she went to the big city and she's going
shopping and won't be home for at least 3 hours". Lolita asks him what
he has in his bag, which is dildos, and that she wants to see. He tells
her that they are thermometers though and he wants to show her how they
work. The nice guy then puts one in her virgin mouth as he pulls it in
and out. He then says her temperature is normal but to make sure he
should "take it down below". He offers her a "delicious red lollipop"
and she says o.k. Lolita's pants are then pulled down to reveal her
naturally little hairy morsal and he fingers her to make it wet then
sticks the "thermometer" in as she holds her tiny morsal open. She says
she likes this game and starts moaning real loud. He looks at the
"thermometer" and now says he thinks she has a temperature but to make
sure he must use a different kind of thermometer (his fuckstick).  
She now is saying, "I don't know" so he offers her all of his candy and
she agrees. Lolita says, "What's that?" as he pulls his molesting menace
out of his pants. He says, "It's a thermometer" but she argues that it
is not, "But it doesn't have any numbers on it" but he says, "I can tell
if you have a fever". He offers her another lollipop.   Lolita gets
down on the ground and sucks his dirty old man cock and licks it good.
Because he gets all hot and bothered fast he rips off his business suit.
There is one more test to see if she has a fever and he says, "I have to
put it down below also...come sit on my lap" and they do some ride'em
cowgirl in reverse mode. She loves it then he does the little girl
doggystyle and cums onto her lips as she sucks/licks it off. It's over
and he has some parting words for her, "Well little girl tell your mommy
I'll try to make it back tommorrow to see her". Nice little Lolita then
tells him, "Well you can come back to play with me anytime!" 

Next little dittie has an ACME insurance salesman, Ralph Harper, walking
into Lolita's home and he calls out for somebody but no one answers at
first. Lolita then comes through a sliding glass door looking like a
hooker with her mother's dress on. He tells Lolita he has an appointment
with her husband"! (she made herself up to look older now that her
cherry has been popped). She sets him straight and he says, "Oh yeah
your father mentioned he had a 13 year old daughter, is that you ?". She
gets him a drink and he knows he could get in some trouble soon. Lolita
sits down beside him on the couch and starts rubbin his crotch area. he
is a married man and tells her that and she don't give a shit and says,
"That's o.k. I never had a married man before"! then he takes a much
needed sip of his drink. It then cuts to Tigr in her house putting on
her mom's mascara and smoking a cigarette as she couchs a bit. Tigr's
mother comes in and yells at her for puttin on her dress. Back to Lolita
and salesman as she sits on his lap and kisses him. She then stands up
and pulls up her dress slowly to unveil her lovely young ass and says,
"You know my mommy always told me if something aches you are supposed to
kiss it and make it all better"! He sighs and starts kissing her round
soft ass. You now see Tigr come onto her mother and tell her she is so
innoccent. Back to Lolitaas she says to happy as hell salesguy, "You did
do good with the backside, let's see what you do with the front side"
and she rides his face (oh I can just smell the popped cherry!) Lolita
is very considerate and asks him if he "would like to go all the way".
He worries about his wife finding out. She now is totally nude and sucks
his exhibit A. He fingers her wet clit and mouths her 13 year old
growing breasts. They kiss and then he pumps his cock till its real hard
and they get in reverse cowgirl frame of mind. The molesting salesman
dude cums on her tummy. 

As salesman is goe and Lolita sits on the couch like a grown woman, her
mom and dad walk in. Lolita is also drinking some wine. She defends
herself and says, "I just wanted to see what is was like to be a woman
and I DID!" Mom and dad cover their eyes in disbelief. 

Tigr and her mom and dad are seen having breakfast. The father, who was
also the ACME insurance guy, asks the mom what is wrong with her. It is
implied and never shown that Tigr and her mother did bump uglies after
that bedroom scene earlier. They gaze at each other and try to hide it
from poor old dad. 

Lolita is now in her bedroom when a friend of her father's come marching
in (they must have not had any locks on the fornt door, it is a free for
all to fuck little lolita by any guy who happens to drop by!). He asks
her age and she tells him 13. He wants to talk to her dad but he isn't
home now. Lolita stops him as he tries to leave. Se takes out his dick
and starts licking and sucking on it. He babbles about having to pick up
his kids and meet his wife. Daddy''s friend lands his load on her mouth
and then tries to leave again but no luck(Or good luck I'd say!). Lol
says she knows he wants to fuck her now and tells him it will cost $100
(that girl learns mighty fast!). He can't hold back from this barely
teenage cock teaser and eats her out first as she moans excessively and
loud. She squeezes her ripe titties while this beautiful act is being
performed. He sucks on her little big nipple boobies now back and forth
to each one real fast. Some missionary to continue his illegal act then
after she proposes, "Would you like to look at my ass as you fuck me?",
he does so and flips to ruff ruff style. He surprises her and sticks it
in her ass( not clearly shown though- could be stunt ass being fucked).
She moans that it hurts her tight as hell virgin little poop shute. He
shoots onto her ass. She says, "Did you like playing with me?..That'll
be a hundred bucks". The end is now as you see the schoolbus driving
away. 

Well what can I say about this movie that the words haven't described
already! This film was the first in a series of five movies that the
director, Leon Gucci, made that had this ham it up style dealing with
little girls and incest. Now off to the bathroom I go to.........wash my
mouth out with soap and that's it! 

Matt 
 



"She murdered herself in her sleep"
"Oh, she committed suicide"
"No! It was murder all right, 
 she hated herself!" 
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